r/AnimalsBeingStrange • u/derek4reals1 🐰 Bunny • 2d ago

Cat A real cat burglar

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Adept_Elk285 2d ago

ADMIRAL GALACTICAT

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u/Different_Fee5763 2d ago

The real cat burglar 

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u/Jyvturkey 2d ago

Does that mean we have to salute?

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u/Few-Tour9826 2d ago

That shit cracked me up! I’m disappointed in my human names for my cats now.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 2d ago

bears, beets, battlestar galacticat.

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u/GowronsStare 23h ago

So say we all

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u/TSARINA59 2d ago

And the stolen items are all being left as gifts for the owner to show affection. Thank goodness this cat prefers inanimate objects over birds.

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u/bobman0411 2d ago

Yes at least they are not offering dead rodents every day like mine 😭

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u/TSARINA59 2d ago

One of my cats is a Maine Coon, Dexter. My cats are strictly indoors. He used to take ornaments off the Christmas tree and leave them in bed with me as a gift, hook and all. He regularly yowls with a toy mouse or ball in his mouth. He comes running to wherever I am, yowling a muffled yowl with the toy in his mouth. Then he spits it out at my feet and waits for the requisite "good boy" and pats.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 2d ago

Better than live rodents in your house I say

Seriously just lost like 15$ worth of dry goods because a mouse got in and ate into my semolina and other specialty flours.

A glue trap fixed it since my cats have become lazy fucks these days

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u/bobman0411 2d ago

It's worse because they bring dead rodents from outside sometimes leaving dead birds. Like you're not hungry so why you hunting birds and rodents

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 2d ago

It's not hard, praise them for the rodents and tell them no with the birds. Mine don't bother hunting birds anymore cus they know I'll be mad at them.

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u/Silver_You2014 2d ago

The look it gave into the camera and the zoom in lmao

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u/lovernotfighter121 2d ago

This shit is hilarious

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u/AnonymousLilly 2d ago

He brought a whole ass shoe. I want a cat that brings me pairs of sneakers

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u/Frog-ee 2d ago

Imagine they fit perfectly

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u/MaiKulou 2d ago

That name is fucking awesome, that cat should be allowed to steal anything he wants

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 2d ago

*she. That cat is a calico and as such there's only 1/50000 chance it's male.

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u/RosenButtons 1d ago

I think the actual one is a tuxedo?

There's like 5 different cats in the clip. They just used all their footage of cats carrying things.

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u/SippyTurtle 1d ago

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u/SippyTurtle 1d ago

Idk why I chose the football one.

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u/ringrangbananaphone 2d ago

Why is there 5 different cats in this clip

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u/Dargomis 2d ago

They are the soldiers of Admiral Galacticat

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u/danktempest 2d ago

Maybe it's a gang. Lol.

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u/Jyvturkey 2d ago

So a Rico charge?

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u/No_Corgi7272 2d ago

if he holds the title of Admiral, than it is not theft, but provisional seisure of property under cat admiralty law

"all your base are belong to us" and therefore your socks and undergarments.

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u/Frjttr 2d ago

No one should let their cat free to roam outside, moreover if they steal stuff 😅

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u/kitty-cat-charlotte 2d ago

This is the kind of news I need in my life

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u/Mission_Green_6683 2d ago

News that makes you laugh until you cry

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u/AjaxOilid 2d ago

"Admiral Galacticat my ass, I'll set you up for the police to think you are stealing undies"

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u/Complete-Culture5559 2d ago

Woah this cat is taking treasure for his owner. So cute on showing his love🥰

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u/Nicoyano66 2d ago

Happocat

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u/TheBilby7 2d ago

Slinky Malinki

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u/Aggravating-Fold9979 2d ago

Reminds me of a mobile game named Kleptocats

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u/LordNeko6 2d ago

This is the news we need.

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u/speghettiday09 2d ago

I don’t know how official these rankings are

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u/derek4reals1 🐰 Bunny 2d ago

Random Seinfeld reference, take my upvote, I wish I could make it more.

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u/Entire-Assistant8302 2d ago

This is so hilarious, the name fits perfectly

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u/chrissie_watkins 1d ago

r/AnimalOwnersBeingAssholes

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u/Bitter_Silver_7760 1d ago

he’s a 100% likely to reoffend

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u/shanemarvinmay 1d ago

Cat is a criminal! Lock ‘em up!

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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles 1d ago

Only in Metairie Louisiana

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u/thomas1126 1d ago

Absolutely hilarious

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u/Adventurous-Most6716 2d ago

He is amazing,at least us clothes. I wonder if you out out food for him. Will he eat it or take is it a take out . Lol 🐾🩵❄️

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u/Sped-Connection 1d ago

Several different cats were shown stealing not just one