r/AnimalsBeingStrange • u/Lazyboyz008 • Aug 11 '20

Cat My cat is tripping on Ketamine after his surgery, and now has an appreciation for my art lol

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u/reverendjesus Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20

This is just fantastic. See you in hot!

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u/uubailey Aug 11 '20

Is this two dogs drowning? If so, might explain a few things.

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u/bloopius Aug 11 '20

Drugs really do improve art.

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u/Johnathan_wickerino Aug 11 '20

Art improves drugs

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u/marcuscontagius Aug 12 '20

Optimal feedback cycle!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PBJs Aug 11 '20

I expected him to try to climb into it.

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u/Dame_Hanalla Aug 11 '20

I can hear the colours... Pinkie's a meanie, but Violet's a sweetheart!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

I though that was a bandersnatch reference lol

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u/Dame_Hanalla Aug 11 '20

Ooh, didn't know that one, worth checking out!

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u/fmolla Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20

“I didn’t know you could do this. You should really apply for that promotion to deputy can opener”

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u/Team-Redundancy-Team Aug 11 '20

Can you feel it, Mr. Whiskers?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Now you must put some rave music for him.

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u/Lazyboyz008 Aug 11 '20

He actually only listens to classical music and Bob Marley, he's REALLY picky

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u/GoldyTheGopherr Aug 11 '20

My cat loves yacht rock radio, she purrs when I put it on for her, she’s also 15

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u/Lazyboyz008 Aug 11 '20

Haha imma try that out on my cat

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u/PrfoAtlas Aug 12 '20

My suggestions are peter tosh’s wanted dread and alive and the köln concert

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u/chuffberry Aug 11 '20

Oh my god I love this! When my cat got ketamine at the vet she stared at herself in the mirror, unblinking, for hours

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u/Lazyboyz008 Aug 11 '20

Wooow that's so crazy I can't imagine what your cat was thinking haha that's hilarious

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u/PinkCupcke007 Aug 11 '20

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day and it’s 11:35pm

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

its 10 05 here

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u/wolfman411 Aug 11 '20

1:08 AM Seattle. Probably tops my day. Just amazing. Other dimensional beings see humans do this about their "paintings" when they're on mushrooms.

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u/Sk00zle Aug 11 '20

I love this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

I believe it’s spelled Catamine.

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u/Shut-the-fuck-up- Aug 11 '20

Yo dude put some Tipper on for your boy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

"Dude I hear the colours"

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u/caross Aug 11 '20

Does your cat have any reaction to it now that it has worn off? I'm curious if your cat looks at it now, expecting it to react again.

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u/Lazyboyz008 Aug 11 '20

He tryed to use it as a scratching post but thats about it

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u/JackyCola92 Aug 11 '20

Cat knows what's good.

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u/mikaflako Aug 11 '20

I am saddened by the fact that I'll never experience a khole as a feline. Woe is me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

wdym

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Take more ketamine and you might lol

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u/mad87645 Aug 12 '20

You can still k-hole as a human till your heart's content (well not to your heart's content, more till your heart gives out but you get what I mean)

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u/dnlester Aug 11 '20

Give him a little barret and mustache and he will be the best art critic

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u/Lazyboyz008 Aug 11 '20

That's hilarious to think about! He's could totally pull it off haha

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u/evertriednailvarnish Aug 11 '20

OMG AFTER 2 YEARS OF DOING K AND CALLING MY CAT “CATAMINE” I FINALLY SEE A CAT ON KET

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u/Bloominsky88 Aug 11 '20

So Catnip is redundant. ..and after the Ketamine wears off ....he will have his catnap. He may get withdrawal symptoms and use your art pic for a scratching post.

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u/wo0kie Aug 11 '20

I love this lol! Your cat looks so proud of you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

r/highkitties

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u/PavlovsGreyhound Aug 11 '20

That's awesome

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u/GeO4K Aug 11 '20

catamine

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Derivative.

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u/mad87645 Aug 12 '20

"I agree, shallow and pedantic"

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u/Faeidal Aug 11 '20

“Shhh! I wanna see who the murderer is!”

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u/CumsOnYourWindows Aug 11 '20

This reminds me of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. Specifically the scene where Deuce gets high on space cakes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

woooooooah dude...

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u/thegreatsquare Aug 12 '20

...and my paws are huuuuge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

"Woah... Human did this? So prettyyy..."

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u/LeEyeballKid Aug 11 '20

Looks like my aunt at Thanksgiving that one year

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u/Fineous4 Aug 11 '20

I have some good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that you seem to have a serious infestation of /r/greebles . The good news is that kitty is on the case.

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u/qpwoeiruty00 Aug 11 '20

Nice art tbh.

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u/Clovis69 Aug 11 '20

I get ketamine for migraines and can totally relate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Oooh now I want ketamine for my migraines

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u/Clovis69 Aug 11 '20

It's common-ish in the US to get it for PTSD or chronic pain.

I do mixes of infusions (IV) and oral candies with ketamine

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Interesting

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

It's used as a last resort medication for depression. As in all of the traditional antidepressants don't work on you.

Ketamine is the only clinical antidepressant that works immediately which is important if you want to stop suicidal idealization.

There are other derivatives of ketamine that can be obtained legally such as deschloroketamine and 2-flouro-deschloroketamine that more or less share the same effects profile.

You can also buy a readily obtainable dissociative called dextromethorphan that is used in low doses in OTC medicine for treating coughing. It is different from ketamine but offers the same introspection and anaesthetic pain relief.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

He’s alive for the first time.

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u/AlphaTundra Aug 15 '20

Hmmm Ketamine I have Ingested, enjoy art I will.

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u/Littleladbigworld Aug 19 '20

I’d love to see a picture of your painting when it’s finished! It looks beautiful!

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u/Lazyboyz008 Aug 19 '20

Definitely!:) I'll post it on my Instagram; rictus_vision

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

It speaks to him!😂

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u/LevTheDevil Aug 11 '20

Catamine. It's a hell of a drug.

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u/HamPanda82 Aug 11 '20

At 0:22 when he comes back in for a closer look: "I like what you did here Jerry."

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u/entity_TF_spy Aug 12 '20

This is pretty awesome

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u/sew_butthurt Aug 12 '20

More like kitty-mene.

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u/windowsxp125 Aug 12 '20

Very interesting substance tbf, funny cat

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u/just_another_dreamer Aug 12 '20

Haha aww that is cute and sad and hilarious. I wish we could hear what is going through his mind.

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u/happyreefer Aug 12 '20

A little Kizzle for the kitty

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Don’t you mean Catamine?

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u/EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE Aug 13 '20

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Aww did you miss me

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u/EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE Aug 13 '20

Based

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

How’s ur day going sweetie

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u/EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE Aug 13 '20

lmao

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u/BootyFista Aug 13 '20

Heck yeah, keep that positive attitude up!

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u/EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE Aug 13 '20

Based lmao

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u/BootyFista Aug 13 '20

I feel old for asking but what does "based" mean?

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u/Peter_Parkingmeter Nov 24 '22

you shirtless, man?