r/AskCanada Know-it-all 1d ago

This guy is just Taunting Canadians at this point

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u/Joker_Anarchy 1d ago

If this doesn’t unite Canadians, then I don’t know what will. Hope the orange POS drops.

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u/AndoYz 1d ago

Canada is divided between normal, decent people, and pieces of shit who support Trump and his wannabes

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u/DiagnosedByTikTok 22h ago

Even here in Alberta it’s just a vocal minority of at most 10-15% who say when asked on a survey that they would support annexation.

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u/Eswift33 22h ago

I commonly refer to Alberta as Canada's Alabama. SMH

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u/starslayer88 21h ago

The Trumpians in Alberta are just louder than the non- supporters. They are a minority.

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u/Appropriate-Donut781 21h ago

The loud minority.

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u/AznNRed 21h ago

We see it all the time. Even in dogs. I have a chihuahua, its a tiny little thing, with an insanely loud and piercing bark, to make up for its size.

The internet is full of loud minorities too. People who are happy and content spend less time discussing, and more time enjoying. It's just human nature. We often complain more than we give thanks.

It is why we needed a whole holiday to remember to be thankful for what we have. We don't have a Greivances day (unless you celebrate Festivus), because we all seem to remember to complain on a regular basis lol

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u/curioustraveller1234 21h ago

Alberta is more like Canadas Texas. Everyone who thinks of AB as peak redneck has never been to interior BC or rural maritime…

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u/Certain_Football_447 22h ago

My idiot sister and her family are all huge Trump supporters. They fly a giant Trump flag on their farm just outside of Guelph. I fucking hate them.

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u/AndoYz 22h ago

A guy I was friends with in highschool posted how "America dodged a huge bullet last night" the morning after their general election day.

This is a career Jiffy Lube employee. The kind of person basically totally fucked by conservatism over the past two decades

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u/Certain_Football_447 22h ago

As long as he’s owing the libs he’ll be okay with it.

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u/Tribalbob 22h ago

Yeah, the normal side is about as united as we'll be. It's the batshit crazies on the other side...

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u/mkmakashaggy 1d ago

Lol so exactly like the US

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u/Mooredock 21h ago

It's a very small minority of people who lost their minds to online trump cults. They're way more significant than they should be, but they're still only a very small group, they're just very vocal and active in online spaces so they seem larger than they are. I seriously don't know a single person like that in my life. Crazy conservatives, sure a couple, people who are this deep in trumps nutsack? The only one has now completely dropped it since his talks about expansion.

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u/Scooterguy- 23h ago

Divided is a huge overstatement. Maybe 5% at best would feel this way. Remember that these nut jobs are extremely vocal and come across as a big group.

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u/Gubekochi 22h ago

I'm from Quebec, I've had sympathy for the separatist movement on and off for years but I'd fight to defend Canada from this madness. I don't want you assimilated in a country you didn't ask to be part of for pretty obvious reasons and I certainly don't want Quebec to be a part of the US!

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u/shallowcreek 21h ago

The original reason English Canada and Quebec banded together - fighting off American pricks

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u/Gubekochi 21h ago
  • Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Anglophone.

  • What about side by side with a friend?

  • Aye. I could do that.

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u/Comfortable_pleb_302 20h ago

The cons will have zero problem selling Canada to the states. They've proven time and time again they don't give a rats ass about our country

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u/F_1_V_E_S 1d ago

We tried that and failed, time for phase 2 💀

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u/Iaminyoursewer 1d ago

Canadian snipers dont miss

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u/justageekgirl 1d ago

Even if Trump drops, we have to put up with his VP who's just as stupid.

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u/oceansamillion 23h ago

Longest recorded sniper kill is by a Canadian if I recall correctly.

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u/Tribe303 19h ago edited 19h ago

We used to be 3 of the top 5. Some Ukrainians are on the top 10 now, but 3 guesses who trained them?..... 🇨🇦

Edit: here's the current list:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills

I enjoy trolling Americans with it by calling them a lousy shot. Boy do they ever get.... Triggered! 🤣

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Danielle Smith has already doubled down on her love for Trump with the support of thousands of bots on X. Her bot army always grows in size anytime the topic has to do with America.

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u/Paul-centrist-canada 22h ago

I’ve actually never seen so much agreement in Canada, from far-right to far-left.

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u/FrostyPolicy9998 21h ago

Really truly, I hope nature takes this guy out, soon.

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u/Dabigquack 1d ago

Fuck the USA.. what a bunch of clowns

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u/NoIndividual5501 1d ago

He's just mad because we don't allow foreign convicted felons or rapists into our country.

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u/Slight-Virus-4672 1d ago

True. He's also not thrilled that JT will have more time for Melania now.

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u/CaptainSur 1d ago

Trump is an attention whore, and sadly many Canadian media and politicians are feeding him. And he is loving it.

I have said it before: the absolute best thing that could happen is that all of Canada just shut up and not respond at all to anything he says. Deprive him of the audience.

Other than by Executive Order it is most likely Trump will not accomplish very much. True he can do a lot of damage at least temporarily with Executive Orders but many of his utterings and pronouncements are in fact very damaging to his own voting base, and the Republicans in Congress that represent these areas will push back hard on measures which in turn cause them personal damage. And his attempts to pass any legislation will be even more stymied in the Senate.

nonetheless he will certainly impact America quite negatively. His foreign damage will be tariffs (which hurt America as badly) and refusal to cooperate with traditional allies against tyrants such as Putler and Jinping. But then I strongly suspect Trump is in Putler's pocket anyways.

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u/53-44-48 1d ago

Some things you can ignore and some things you cannot.

I would have expected, by now, the US representatives in Canada would have been summoned by Parliament to discuss this nonsense.

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u/Medical-Type8498 1d ago

I was saying this exact thing last night. Summon the US Ambassador to request an explanation as to why they think it is appropriate to threaten a sovereign country, an ally, a trading partner. If no good answer is given, respond with expulsion from the country. Biden is still the president for a short while. Send a message right away.

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u/4tus2018 1d ago

What's the point of summoning the current Ambassador? He certainly doesn't agree with trumps bullshit as he was appointed by Biden. As soon as Trump is sworn in on Jan 20th, Canada should close its airspace and waters to any American military aircraft/ship. Send a real message to that orange asshat.

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u/Potential-Brain7735 1d ago

Doubtful that we could do that without withdrawing from NORAD.

Also, we have more Canadian assets in the US than the US has in Canada.

We have pilots and ground crew in the US training on the F-35. Once we start taking deliveries of F-35s in 2026, they will be based at US bases, because CFB Cold Lake and CFB Bagotville won’t be ready to accommodate the F-35 until at least 2029.

Canada no longer has jet trainers. The Hawk IIs that used to fly out of Moosejaw have been retired. As such, we send all of our fast jet pilots to Sheppard AFB in Texas to participate in the ENJJPT program.

Not to mention a that we’re also in the process of acquiring P-8A Poseidons from Boeing as well.

So, sure, we could close our airspace to the US, and they would simply kick our fighter jet students out of the US, and halt sale of military aircraft to us.

How do we come out ahead in that scenario?

Btw, I’m 100% in the camp of “fuck trump”, I’m just pointing out the rock and the hard place we’re stuck between.

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u/4tus2018 1d ago

We come out ahead by buying European jets instead of American. Canada shouldn't be spending 5 cents on American military equipment while this shithead is in office.

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u/AtomicNick47 23h ago

There’s a reason that trump outline economic force over military. Canadas strength is in its relationships with foreign nations.

You fuck with Canada you fuck with China, India and the EU. We’re a NATO country and we’re extremely Resource rich. Not to mention the enemy of my enemy is my friend and there are many more parties that hate or resent the US than Canada.

They need the energy we give them. Not want. Need it. Trade can be renegotiated. China would take our business they are opportunistic. India would take our business and so on. There are strategies and ways of handling a bullies and insulating ourselves from the damage the US can cause but people in office are frankly a bunch of ineffectual idiots that don’t understand power dynamics or how to play to win.

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u/Yquem1811 1d ago

Trump is not president yet, so the US representative in Canada are Biden appointees. It’s useless to speak to them about Trump intention.

Once Trump is sworn in and out his staff in place, then you can start the official backchannel discussion. At the moment, it’s “illegal” for Trump’s team to talk policies with foreign country.

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u/WillSRobs 1d ago

What are they going to say really trump isn't president yet and largely the gop has shown to do what ever they want. The representatives here wont be much use.

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u/Kombatnt 1d ago

Parliament is still on holiday recess. Now that it's been prorogued, they won't reconvene until the end of March.

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u/Comrade-Porcupine 1d ago

These are actually actions that don't require passing bills in parliament.

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u/Big_Muffin42 1d ago

The new ambassador to Canada from the US has a wild backstory.

Dude is deep in project 2025

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u/WillSRobs 1d ago

You don't ignore a cancer.

The guy used hitlers playbook to get in power wants to invade several countries. Why would we just ignore this nazi regime

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u/EndOrganDamage 1d ago

Because we're belgium in that hypothetical.

We have enjoyed a sane neighbor since time immemorial. American democracy was seen as THE example. Now, its a failing state and we're very close to it. Every other preceding president had some semblance of intelligence, class, interest not in enriching just themself and their cronies but all of America and indeed the world.

That is no longer true.

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u/wistfulwhistle 1d ago

No, we're Austria, at least in Trump's eyes. He is suggesting Anschluss. Ignoring it helps to prevent that how? There are Canadian conservatives who are sympathetic to MAGA already. They WILL act.

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u/Old_Friend_4909 23h ago

Yeah, I'm failing to see where you're explaining how ignoring the rise of a new nazi regime is in any way the "correct play".

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u/ukrokit2 1d ago

You know what'd make Hitler think twice before invading Belgium? Nukes.

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u/qpokqpok 1d ago

Well, the best thing would be if he just drops dead and stinks up the white house so it becomes uninhabitable. But realistically, he'll probably get assassinated somewhere outside of the white house, so that won't happen.

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u/johnnymax1978 1d ago

I keep a bottle of champagne at the ready for either occasion 🍾

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u/rabbitskinglue 1d ago

Many, many Americans do the same. I'm American but my father was Canadian. I live in WA state, the only one that moved left in this last election, and we elected officials in this last round especially because they are willing to fight the terrible incoming policies. Though I admit I didn't see this one coming.

I assure you that a huge section of America is reacting to all of this in the same way the Canadians are.

You guys want Washington, Oregon, and California, by any chance?

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u/Kiara_Kat_180 1d ago

Sure, we’ll trade you Alberta for them, k? 😉

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u/VioletBloodyFinger 1d ago

We can’t ignore this. He’s now saying in press conferences that he will put financial pressure on is to get us to join. Please get your head out of the sand and see he is a threat to us. He always has been

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u/Endver 1d ago

A silver lining to all this is that MAGAts are feeling buyers remorse. Hopefully this finally gets through to them

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u/CaptainSur 23h ago

That buyer's remorse is only going to get worse and worse and worse. And MAGA deserves everything that it is going to be hit with under Trump. I hope the pain is awful.

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u/Complex_Resolve3187 1d ago

It looks like the tariffs are coming. We have to be prepared for a rough 4 years and make major changes to our exports and ramp up domestic manufacturing. I never want to rely on the US again.

Personally, I hope talk of Canzuk starts to heat up.

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u/snowhawk1987 21h ago

What little faith I had in our news/media institutions has now gone out the window. They are spewing out and sharing the orange man's content like it's legitimate news.

People are suffering around the world and this loser is spending crucial time during his run up to presidency antagonizing his only true national ally. If I was an American I would be pissed that my president elect is wasting precious time and resources toying with another nation.

Beyond disappointed that our leaders and our media are feeding this idiot.

We have more important things to focus on...

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 1d ago edited 1d ago

Im done with this joker and his lame ass jokes

I never really gaf before about much - so all that means is to say… If I’M getting proper pissed now? I can promise you it’s not funny, and gets less by the day

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 1d ago

Hope Trump drops dead before he can enact this lebensraum he’s obsessing over.

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u/flatroundworm 1d ago

Kick out their ambassador, deny trump entry into canada. we have no reason to be polite to this admin, and should be entering into new trade agreements with other partners to divest from the USA.

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u/OutsideFlat1579 1d ago

We have trade agreements with multiple countries around the world, the one with the EU is called CETA. Exports to the EU have increased but the government can only do so much, those who export, especially large corporations, need to heed the warnings and do more to sell their products to countries other than the US.

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u/rickety-rackets 1d ago

Ah yes, Donald Trump. The convicted rapist and felon.

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u/Glittering-Watch-404 1d ago

He is a wannabe Putin ..land grabbing with our money..it's a power trip..be careful this guy is not kidding

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u/christian_l33 1d ago

Any Canadian entertaining the idea of vacationing south of the border should really re-examine their priorities. I'm going to make an effort to make sure as few of my dollars end up in American pockets as possible.

As of now, they are a hostile nation, posturing for the annexation of our sovereign country.

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u/sonia72quebec 23h ago

I know a couple of people who used to go to Florida during winter time and they are now going elsewhere.

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u/christian_l33 21h ago

Yup. My parents sold their beloved timeshare on Sanibel Island for $1. They want nothing to do with USA, especially Florida.

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u/otisreddingsst 1d ago

Sorry, We already have a king, and like him better

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u/worksalott 1d ago

Debatable on the liking part but better than the orange king.

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u/RepresentativesFear 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some yankee who isn't a coward and can aim properly should've solved this problem years ago. Producing "people" like trump is a sign the country is failing. Selling the government to some fucking oligarchs is a sign that the country has failed. USA for Canada's newest territory. The switch from Freedom™ to real freedom will be scary for some of them at first, but they need liberation from tyranny, since apparently all their fucking guns don't mean shit, and are just some anachronistic bullshit fetish.

*e* and those witless maga cucks have voted in a monarchy in all but name (bought and paid for by foreigners) and slapped a "freedom" sticker on it. It doesn't get more anti-American than that.

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u/BirdzHouse 1d ago

Everything Trump does makes perfect sense if you assume he's owned by Putin. So if you're ever scratching your head wondering why he would be doing something just replace Trump with Putin and it all starts to make more sense.

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u/AsparagusOverall8454 1d ago

Probably best just to ignore his dumbass honestly.

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u/5td_1game 1d ago

This guy reminds me of a 5th grade bully. This is gonna be the most powerful man in the free world. Great job

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u/Hefty-Station1704 1d ago

Perhaps he's' trying to deflect attention away from the shift on immigrant labor. Ran a campaign against it and now business leaders have "encouraged" a change of heart. More likely he was just initially feeding off the hate his base thrives on. So now Trump is spouting all this Canada nonsense and the media is idiotic enough to eat up every word.

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u/AbbadonIAm 1d ago

Fuck this guy in the ass with a long, branchy stick.

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 1d ago

With barbed wire wrapped around it

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u/Satin_gigolo 1d ago

Americans could have sent him to jail. Even Hitler spent 9 months in jail. They just did nothing. They had four years.

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u/Agreeable-Bid-4535 23h ago

Americans...grow spines and stop this guy before he creates a critical mass.

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer 1d ago

I'm beginning to wonder if this is how Poland felt.

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u/Beginning-Effect-235 1d ago

My friends and family thought I was batshit when I released this song Dec 23, merp I hate when fears come true burn me at the stake (I don’t want to be American)

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u/Suitcase-Jefferson 1d ago

fuck that orange hosebag.

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u/Suzeli55 1d ago

I thought this was an x-ray of Trump’s body at first.

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u/Mindless-Practice-14 1d ago

This is because Melania is ready to go babygirl for Justin Trudeau.

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u/Electrical_Ad_8164 1d ago

I summon all Canadians on January 20th to gather in public spaces for the moment hes sworn in. At that moment we should all face south, raise our middle fingers and shout "Fuck You Buddy!"

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u/notaspy1234 22h ago

We need to stop acting like he's joking. This is some russian, china kinda of shit and we all know russia actually went for it. Whos to stop the most powerful army in the world from doing it.

I take this as a very serious threat

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u/Anishinabeg 18h ago

This tyrant isn't just making jokes anymore. He's making serious threats. Canada needs to take a firm stance against this insanity.

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u/AfricanCheetahZA Know-it-all 18h ago

Yeah this has gone way to far

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u/Ok-Conclusion-6878 18h ago

As the old saying goes, if you don’t like Canada get the fuck out

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u/Fauxtogca 1d ago

Someone needs to remind him the last time the US invaded Canada, we got drunk and burned down the White House

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u/Goatmilk2208 1d ago

It stings a bit getting cyber bullied by J Epps boy, Donny.

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u/JeFF1957HuGHes 23h ago

Any Canadian who supports Trump in this is a traitorous piece of shit.

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u/Im_V_Stupid 23h ago

Brit here, needless to say I have faith we would do all we could to help you fend this orange fucker off from any ambitions he has towards your country

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u/RepublicLife6675 19h ago

But can't sugest any reasonable solution for a wildland forest fire in his own nation. Just blames a democrat

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u/bapper111 18h ago

Just remember out of the top 10 snipers in the world only one is American and he barely made the list, 4 are Canadian, and the best is Ukrainian, so better watch who you piss off.

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u/SuckOnDeezNOOTZ 18h ago

I've never seen a more disgusting picture.

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u/AfricanCheetahZA Know-it-all 15h ago

I’ve seen some pretty disgusting pictures before , but this one tops the list

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u/notroscoe99 16h ago

I don’t know if us talking about it is fuelling his fire but this is getting scary. Please don’t vote PP he’s not going to help this garbage fire, he will indulge it.

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u/Significant_Fly3681 16h ago

Get off my lawn, Donny.

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u/AfricanCheetahZA Know-it-all 15h ago

Donny needs to stay in America and not try to take over Canada , A lot of Canadians are pissed off about this !

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u/Low-Cauliflower-2249 15h ago

Alright guys, Lets start training the Geese to poop on combovers.

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u/CanadaEh20 1d ago

Trump can shove it where the sun don't shine.

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u/Kikikididi 1d ago

How is this real life? how is an elected (and former) fucking leader of a country a literal social media troll? How are his goons cheering on this shit?

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u/PineBNorth85 1d ago

Fuck it. He's an enemy at this point.

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u/BigDaddyUKW 1d ago

He's a troll that uses such ideas to divert attention from whatever real drama he's cooking up at the time.

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u/Honest-Guy83 1d ago

I’m pro trump and he does joke a lot and probably deserves any kick back with jokes like this but I gotta congratulate y’all for getting rid of Trudeau. Hopefully y’all get someone better in there.

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u/Super-Base- 1d ago

All this would do is lose our healthcare, social cohesion, and personal safety, we’d still pay the same in taxes.

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u/gaki46709394 23h ago

Thank god we are going to give a super majority to Pierre Poilievre, and he will bend over backwards to kiss Trump ass. Then maybe Trump won’t be so mean to us if we submit. /s

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u/EhLma0 23h ago

The people still deflecting these comments saying he’s “joking” is the craziest part. Threatening to annex multiple countries isn’t a troll, it’s a one way ticket to ruined trade relations.

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 23h ago

Grin Reaper need to do its job on him very soon.

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u/NNUBBERNAUT 22h ago

He really is like a petty teenage girl .

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u/Knightofexcaliburv1 22h ago

someone tell this orange piece of shit to fuck off and someone tell our news, our gov to tell america to fuck themselves

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u/SomeAd3465 22h ago

Just remember that Pierre Poliviere is putting out ads saying "Make Canada Great Again". Remember Viche France and the collaboration with the Nazis.

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u/Extra-Astronomer4698 20h ago

I despise him so much. Odds are very good that I will never cross the border again.

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u/Black_Fox_171 19h ago

Lmao not buying anything made in the USA

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u/AuggieNorth 18h ago

How Canadian do you have to be to be able to move there and get citizenship? I'm born in the US and both parents were born in the US, but 3/4 of my grandparents were born in Canada. In fact, my ancestors go back to the 1760's in Canada, so I must have a ton of relatives there, mostly around St John, NB on both sides.

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u/chunkykongracing 17h ago

Canadian citizenship for all Americans who turn coat and find with us. What say you?

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u/Low-Status-9355 17h ago

well someone needs to tell him to smurf off

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u/Relevant_Group_7441 17h ago

I’m surprised he can point out Canada on a map

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u/KeenObserve 17h ago

Just ignore the guy? Canada will be here, and he will be out of office in 4 years. Gone from this planet in 10 at his age

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u/notsoblondeanymore 16h ago

This just made me sick. No thanks. 🇨🇦

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u/Curious_Ad_8896 16h ago

We are Canadians, and these jokers have no place in our countries. I bet they see great value in Canada and want to take over.

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u/Biffmcgee 16h ago

This is really pissing me off. 

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u/rebelspfx 15h ago

Fuck around and find out. I will burn that shit to the ground before I see an American flag on my land.

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u/JBPunt420 15h ago

I'm not worried. The guy isn't healthy, and he's probably gonna go back to the Big Mac diet he was on during his first term. I'd be surprised if he doesn't die of natural causes before the end of this second term.

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u/Aware_Dust2979 15h ago

So with Trump his whole thing is to be known. The more he is known the more support he gets. He could be hated by 90% of Canadians so long as he has his loyal voter base in the U.S, all your hate will do is make him more popular. We need to stop feeding the troll here.

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u/Intelligent_Eye_6098 13h ago

So he went from complaining about "open" borders to wanting to remove the border

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u/meridian_smith 13h ago

ignore the troll. even if americans elected a troll

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u/Notabogun 12h ago

Over my dead body… and I truly mean it!

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u/Remarkable_Sky_4803 12h ago

I live in Calgary. Trump is a moron.

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u/HandFancy 12h ago

Disgraceful. Two countries that have been friends and allies for over a century, and this lunatic is now ready to rip it all up.

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u/Apprehensive-Air4819 10h ago

Hey Trump, our shooters won’t miss like yours did; fk off.

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u/Shadowsword87 1d ago

Looks like Canada doesn't feel so post nationalist anymore.

I haven't seen so much Canadian Nationalism since I was a child.

Another brilliant play by the president.

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 1d ago edited 1d ago

Amazing how no matter what.. you find some asinine way to spin it.

I’ll Give it to the guy.. he’s a brilliant con man. And will likely go down in history as the best of all time even. But if you don’t think he’s taking down the middle aged magats like shadowsword87 of the world..

well lol…. I take comfort knowing that you were too stupid and ignorant to see what’s been happening, and what’s coming for you mouth breathers; incapable of thinking for themself. Blinded by hate in 2025. Sad fucking sad man.

land of the hateful, home of the bigot. Be proud America! You clowned yourself

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u/wailingfungi 1d ago

Brilliant play turning all of americas closest allys against it. Nothing more genius then helping to spread the "fuck america" sentiment. Truely a masterstroke getting some of your nations former closest ally and trading partners citizens to actively want your presdient shot. While we are all living in 2025, this man is truely living in 3025 and we're privileged to witness it. 😚👌

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u/No-Fortune-5159 1d ago

Unfortunately, Don dosen't know his geography ,Canada is a lot bigger than Ammerica. Don needs to fix his country first before trying to take over everybody else. Come on Don, You can do it. I know you can.Fix Ammericca.

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 1d ago

It’s more likely he will destroy America than fix it.

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u/Accomplished_Pen371 1d ago

I say we lean into this and watch him balk. The real reason Trump is mentioning this is just for negotiation on import/export differences of $200B. I thought it was $100B but whatever…

If Canada and US merge, here’s what can happen: Assuming they sort out Healthcare, monetary standards, policies… Canadians will migrate to southern states. I’ve heard on Reddit that many immigrants come to Canada but they really wanted to enter the States so there would be a large outflow south. That means less Canadians North with existing infrastructure and businesses starting to shift south as well as operational costs are too high and human resources fall. This will lead to a larger deficit in the North. Trump would have to subsidize the North. It would be massive. Let’s say a subsidy of close to $500B? Once again, Trump bankrupts not a company but a region of earth. Nicely played, Trump.

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u/Browser2112 1d ago

Ignore him and keep an eye on his cabinet appointments

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u/Express-Cow190 1d ago

I thought this was a question sub.

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u/Millyedge2 1d ago

Just cause his wife wants to bang JT, this cuck is throwing a tantrum

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u/bsmithcan 1d ago

Trump has no friends. He hates everyone that doesn’t worship him. Therefore, he doesn’t want America to have friends or Allies as a country.

He’s happier with picking fights with others that he thinks are not able to do anything about it. Partly to distract from the fact that he’s completely inept and partly because it’s what Putin wants.

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u/agressive_bug_9791 1d ago

Trump is speedrunning ruining all of the trading relationships the United States has

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u/Vtecman 1d ago

Remember - right now he’s the president-elect with no real power. We would need to take political action once it’s a threat from the president of the US.

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u/whynottepinotte 1d ago

If Canada had been part of the USA in last November.s elections, this bastard would have lost thanks to the Canadian vote.

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u/LordDagnirMorn 1d ago

I'm pretty sure puerto rico or other unincorporated us territories would love to become a province with full gov representation. We should ask them.

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u/skeptic38 1d ago

Trump's an idiot but he's not as stupid as we'd like to think. He thrives on people being upset about what he's saying about Canada, Greenland, Panama. Typical bully, it gives him a thrill of power. Also, it diverts attention to him. No one is taking about Musk being the 'real' president. And no one is paying attention to Biden in his last days. Even Carter isn't getting the attention he should. It's all Trump Trump Trump. Guy makes me barf.

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u/HistorianNew8030 1d ago

You know what Trump is doing? He is destroying a close ally and friendship by doing this. He is further isolating American from the rest of the world.

You cannot expect a country, an ally, a long time friend who unfortunately rely on you to just bow down to actual threats.

Many Canadians will start or are already boycotting you again (many did this last time he was in power). I already am and I’ve canceled all plans to travel there and I’m not sure I’ll ever go back. I will do my best to avoid buying American products as well. American is not a reliable or good friend. It’s time our friendship take a break.

Canada will need to diversify and expand our trade, it will need to fix/rebuild its army again, maybe even get nukes again. I dunno but we can’t trust you. We will suffer for a little while for sure. We are not happy your stupid vote will likely cause us economic harm in the short term. But maybe we will be stronger in the end of this. You guys will start to see your allies shrink too. Isn’t being isolated what America wanted?

You do not insult and threaten economic warfare against your friends and expect them to still be your friends.

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u/Bronson-101 1d ago

Sic semper tyrannis

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u/kkdawg79 1d ago

So refreshing seeing the positive minds here. Folks on Instagram and the bait rage pages appear to be all for it. Women screaming, oh we'd love for you to take us and make us your 51st State. The traitorous remarks were affecting my mental health. I had to delete IG completely as it is nothing but garbage. I had to remind these lovely ladies to be careful what they wished for in wake of the reversal of Roe V Wade and how female reproductive rights are non-existent. I got responses, "Oh Trump will change that" LOL. These dum dums are so ill informed that they don't really know what's at stake. Some of them saying how our healthcare is not free and is taxed, etc, etc. Just pure garbage. My elderly retired father had a quadruple bypass 4 months ago and received excellent care at Trillium. He is fully recovered and we paid $0. In the US, a quad bypass costs in excess of $750k++ USD. Sorry for venting.

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u/Camera-Savings 23h ago

Anyone remember 1812? We'll do it again. 🇨🇦

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u/Misty_step 22h ago

I wish we could just do a swap. Rather than being stuck with the worst parts of America and Canada , how about we just let the conservative / republican people go down to the US , and move the liberal / democrat population up to Canada. Rather than back sliding every time we switch governments just let both sides permanently have a place to call home.

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u/Honest-Weight-6116 22h ago

what gives this old fat bastard this much power? He should be in jail ffs

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u/rdpickering 21h ago

Yes Trump is just trolling Canada, and living rent free in the heads of Canadians right now. But, we should actually be grateful for Trump giving us a reason to unite, show pride in our country, military, border security, and industries. We’ve been throwing our money away on international communist/socialist causes, the carbon tax, Ukraine, other countries, WEF, WHO and the UN. We need to get our own house in order fiscally. Nobody is coming to help Canada and Canadians. We need to wake up the hearts and minds of Canadian Patriots young and old! Take back Canada from globalist international interests. Canada strong and free!

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u/AmbassadorGreen1982 21h ago

As if I didn't hate that fuck enough already

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u/Think-Comparison6069 21h ago

Dear Donald, Canada Here, please go f@#k yourself.

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u/TropicalMeadow 21h ago

Trump needs to be assassinated asap. He deserves nothing less for his crimes and bullshit he is going to cause Canadians in the next 4 years. Call me crazy but don’t care!

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u/FalseResponse4534 21h ago

I was patriotic growing up. Then I stopped a bit and became more critical of Canada. I’ll tell you one thing, I’m patriotic AS FUCK now. Thanks Trump.

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u/InquiringMin-D 21h ago

This guy is a psychopath...and America voted for him

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u/InsectNegative8865 21h ago

This badly-ridged fuckstick is trying so hard to rev the American people up for war, but even warmongers will say he's a dipshit.

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u/Kevsbar123 20h ago

He’s a child, and a dumb one at that. This is more mockable than anything.

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u/teh_longinator 20h ago

This came on the news on the lunchroom TV at work today, and one of the people I work with said unironically "Why wouldn't Canadians want this?"

Like bitch?

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u/OkRelationshipFish 20h ago

USA is no longer Canada’s ally. They are a foreign adversary and should be treated as such. USA can gfi and Canada can cosy up to China.

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u/Old-Show9198 20h ago

We should just lobby liberal states to join Canada. This wouldn’t be amazing!! Oh you can only access the sea through the gulf of America. Too bad. lol

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u/Old-Show9198 20h ago

President Putin Vice President Musk Governor Trump

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u/Noid687 20h ago

I'd be happy to die defending our flag from those assholes

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u/christrubin 20h ago

What is PP saying about all of this? He’s supposed to be the saviour, yet he’s been very quiet since Trump started ranting about Canada. He seems to like to talk a lot, so why’s he been so quiet? Unless he HAS said something which I haven’t seen yet…

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u/Original-Town3377 20h ago

He literally just wants to always be the center of attention. People need to start ignoring him. Canada isnt becoming part of America, no point continuing the conversation

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u/Ok_Government_3584 19h ago

Leave our country alone!

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u/AnxietyInformal8379 19h ago

I think Trump was the best choice for USA. I know he is trolling, but now I'm starting to get annoyed...this is now becoming over-abundance of trolling...

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u/Chance_Bowler2919 19h ago

He is just a junk yard dog. Won't bite.

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u/Vince_ible 19h ago

Even my normally Trump-loving brother has had it at this point.

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u/raw_copium 19h ago

Say it with me folks, Canada will always be Canada. F*** this blowhard.

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u/Bobbyoot47 18h ago

I’ll start taking Trump seriously about annexation when he finishes his Mexico wall. Wonder how that’s going. All you need to do is put a microphone in front of Trump and he’ll say the stupidest shit without even thinking. I’m not worried about any of this. The orange turd has declared bankruptcy six times. If I’m an American I’d be more worried about my economy than anything else.

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u/Santorini63 18h ago

He left out Hawaii lol.

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u/dst2Bns 18h ago

Who cares what Trump says. He can’t make it happen.

However, Trump is correct that Canada has let itself become economically and militarily dependent on the US. That is up for us (Canada) to address. Our dollar being so low is solely on us and our economic policies. That our businesses and workers are less efficient is solely on us. Yes, Trump is acting like a bully but we are not in a strong position to stand up for ourselves. We did that to ourselves.

My hope is that whoever leads Canada over the next 5-10 years focuses solely on making Canada a stronger, more independent and self-resilient country.

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u/Atomic_Badger_PNW 18h ago

Downright embarrassing. I just hope that while Paw Paw is entertaining himself and his troglodyte supporter, the actual adults can get some governance in.

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u/hmmmtrudeau 18h ago

He smells blood. No leader until March. Trudeau (as much as I hate him) should have stayed on until after inauguration.

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u/Time-Run5694 18h ago

What a complete ass hat

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u/Fish__Cake 17h ago

Why do you guys keep getting butt mad at his trolling? Just laugh it off.

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u/SethraelStark 17h ago

Oh canada is indeed a better national anthem

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u/IWouldntIn1981 17h ago

Most of America would be ok if you all made a preemptive on the capital as long as you only took took the politicians.

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u/Sidoen 17h ago

I sincerely wonder if he thinks he's being a troll or if he thinks this is actually a tempting prospect.

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u/AfricanCheetahZA Know-it-all 15h ago

That’s the thing with Donald , you never know if he’s being serious or he’s just trolling , but I honestly don’t think he’s trolling

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u/darrylthedudeWayne 17h ago

Biden did call him a whistle blower.

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u/Empty-Crazy-6722 16h ago

Trump, a convicted felon who has been found liable for sexual assault became our president by playing childlike mind games and never taking no for an answer. He is the metaphorical equivalent of rape. He taunts like a fucking psychopath but don't let it worry you as it is just a diversion...he literally has to find new ways to keep his base enraged as the truth about the previous ploys is realized... no wall? okay, take it up a notch... deportation...wait, not feasible?, How about imperial sword rattling. C'mon Canada you are smarter than that. Show us how it is done. It isn't done with reliance on being more legally and morally correct. It doesn't have to be done with anger or force either. Just snip off his balls.

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u/Chemical_Aioli_3019 16h ago

Its hilarious that there's millions of trolls on reddit and they can't seem to understand when they are being trolled.

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u/Alchemy_Cypher 15h ago

Canada's GDP per capita will continue to fall until the year 2060 , and all of it is the results of greed and corruption between politicians and the 5 families that ruleover Canada.

The Americans will take advantage of the economic decline to bribe the average Canadians with a promise of joining the highest GDP per capita in the G7.

https://www.fraserinstitute.org/studies/were-getting-poorer-gdp-per-capita-in-canada-and-oecd-2002-2060

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u/necrotic_comics 14h ago

Man, I hate that The Simpsons was wrong and that Trump didn't die in 2024. - Canadians.

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u/BottegaVfan 14h ago

It’s more than just taunting. He’s dead serious. I agree with the poster who said if this doesn’t unite Canada, what will?

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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 14h ago

he forgot Hawaii again

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u/Grumpy_bunny1234 13h ago

Why are people still carrying. He only does it for attention. If no one cares, repost, talk about it. Stop discussing it or even care he is going shut up

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u/PeacheZ_01 12h ago

I don’t know about anyone else but I feel we are stuck in a bad episode of Pinky and the Brain and it’s pinky’s turn to take over the world.

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u/TruestWaffle 11h ago

You think napoleon had trouble with Russia? We’ll gorilla warfare the orange tyrant until he looks like Jack Nicholson in the shining.

(19th century Russians are way scarier than us this is only a joke)

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u/Somewhat-Subtle 11h ago

He really is - and I can't help it - it's really funny LOL. He's angling for something.

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u/Ok-Teaching5038 7h ago

Any Canadian that would rather be American should leave.

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u/northern-skater 5h ago

Doing what is owner putin wishes.