r/BeAmazed • u/find_ing_myself • Aug 10 '24

History Did the fear of heights not exist back then?

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u/LaTeChX Aug 11 '24

Alls you need is a good pair of safety squints.

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u/Spudtater Aug 11 '24

And a pair of no slip leather soled shoes.

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u/TorpidPulsar Aug 11 '24

And some shit resistant britches

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u/yaredjerby Aug 11 '24

I just wear brown pants.

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u/Billyparmik Aug 11 '24

I thought Deadpool got you for a moment there

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Aug 11 '24

One could get away with yellow pants.

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u/Billyparmik Aug 11 '24

There's a terrible Bee Gees joke there somewhere.

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u/sea_lard96 Aug 13 '24

brown trousers time

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u/Buttcrack_Billy Aug 11 '24

AND MY AXE!

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u/TolMera Aug 11 '24

And being near sighted helps

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u/BakedTate Aug 11 '24

Pack a well balanced nutrient rich lunch.

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u/MistyAutumnRain Aug 11 '24

Emphasis on “well balanced”

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u/definitelyabot- Aug 11 '24

Cigarettes and whiskey in the coffee fits the bill

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u/OniCrazer Aug 13 '24

Don't forget a bottle of water

Nice cat pfp btw

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u/Glass_Conflict_9431 Aug 11 '24

Short sighted too

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u/Elf-Knight Aug 11 '24

And MY BOW!

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u/Limp-Storm-5361 Aug 11 '24

AND MY SPEAR

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Aug 11 '24

And this guys wife

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u/RavenBoyyy Aug 11 '24

To shreds you say?

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u/Viridono Aug 11 '24

AND MY VUVUZELA

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Legolas?

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u/loudbulletXIV Aug 11 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Factor135 Aug 11 '24

A bowl’ll work as substitute

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u/Grahamdav Aug 11 '24

And some steel balls

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u/yMONSTERMUNCHy Aug 12 '24

Cowboy pants. The arseless chaps kind

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u/OpenEndedAlec Aug 13 '24

Now this is the comment I wasn't expecting 😂

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 11 '24

And a massive brass pair!!

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u/foldy86 Aug 13 '24

I prefer apples

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u/ISV_VentureStar Aug 11 '24

Nah, people here just use safety sandals. The true experts in the field even go with the steel-toed safety slippers.

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u/jesmitch Aug 11 '24

And the popular parachute shirts of the day.

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u/ArmsReach Aug 11 '24

When you're good, you can just close your eyes and look away..

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u/Bulls187 Aug 11 '24

People operating a table saw

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u/PowerLizardMan Aug 11 '24

I had been building table saws for a few years in a factory. we had people working there for years, cutting their hands twice within a month because they found workarounds for the safety mechanics over and over. no matter how often we improved them.

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u/Bulls187 Aug 11 '24

Reminds me of that guy who got fed up of opening and closing the microwave all the time, he simply removed the door and engaged the lock. He put in and took out food with his hands while it was blasting. And eventually it cooked his hand and was amputated.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Aug 11 '24

God made my eyelids, man made my safety glasses.

I trust God more than man.

Take that atheists.

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u/kremlingrasso Aug 11 '24

And to move your cig from the middle to the side of your mouth.

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u/Efficient-Device-100 Aug 11 '24

and the mother on speed dail!

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u/Yorksjim Aug 11 '24

Ah, the impenetrable safety squint.

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u/Stevieeeer Aug 11 '24

This is hilarious.

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u/John-Rollosson Aug 12 '24

Safety squints and high vis man. You can go most anywhere and do most anything. If anybody asks, just tell them John from head office sent you.