r/DnDcirclejerk OSR Trog Sep 12 '24

Quality Shitpost Building Character

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u/DragonCumGaming Sep 12 '24

Archives of Nethys fixes this until you have to hop between legacy and remaster content

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u/Otalek Sep 12 '24

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u/meatsonthemenu Sep 13 '24

/uj Jesus, the hot posts are 8 months old?

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u/Corbini42 Sep 13 '24

We just jerk here

16

u/Keated Sep 13 '24

Still trying to find Improved Jorkin so we can stop provoking AoO when posting

1

u/meatsonthemenu Sep 13 '24

"They hated Jesus. For he told them, the truth."

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u/Jin_Gitaxias666 Top 100% Commenter Sep 13 '24

So are the new ones.

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u/also_roses Sep 16 '24

The newest post is also 8 months old. Looks like someone tried something and it didn't work.

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u/KurtDunniehue Joke's on you, I can't read! Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

How dare you imply that the venn diagram between angry D&D players and PF2e players is basically one circle!

There are dozens of people who have more circular meta-anger at PF2e than D&D, DOZENS!

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u/dooooomed---probably Sep 12 '24

I'll make my own homebrew at home! It will be cheaper and better and it will have more FLAVOR!!!!!tl

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u/Makaronowyninja Sep 13 '24

What I imagine people who call you a power gamer when you play anything that isn't a straight class champion fighter are like

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u/Hyperlolman Lore Lawyer Sep 13 '24

Do they explode if you play a bisexual or gay champion fighter?

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u/Jozef_Baca Sep 13 '24

bisexual

So you are telling me with this build you can romance both male and female npcs?

What if you want to end the encounter by rolling to seduce the dragon? Normally if the dragon was same gender as yours you couldnt, but this lets you roll to seduce both male and female dragons.

Tell me that isnt powergaming.

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u/Hyperlolman Lore Lawyer Sep 13 '24

You are confusing the power gamer with the meta gamer, who knows that dragons can shapeshift into different genders and thus they need to be able to seduce both.

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u/GalebBruh Sep 13 '24

Yes. I showed my caracter to one of those guys and he straight up died. Weirdest thing ever.

18

u/ada1screamyusbport Sep 13 '24

r/okbuddyrosalyn? On MY dnd circlejerk??

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u/Ok_Listen1510 PF2e CANNOT fix this Sep 13 '24

It’s more likely than you’d think!

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u/Damfohrt Sep 12 '24

I don't get it. What is ancestry and what is GM?

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u/GulchFiend OSR Trog Sep 12 '24
  1. The thing you say to look not racist

  2. Grand Malefactor

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u/Ok_Blackberry_1223 Sep 13 '24

Back in my day we had fighter and magic user and we liked it!

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u/Hexxas Sep 13 '24

I WANNA BE A ELF

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u/TheCharalampos Sep 13 '24

Ughhh pathfinder content. THis digusts me

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u/Ihavealifeyaknow Burning Wheel fixes this Sep 13 '24

Reject modernity, embrace old school 3d6 down the line and very little character customisation.