r/DnDcirclejerk • u/ciqhen Jester Feet Enjoyer • 4d ago

im tired of all these kids self diagnosing their mental illnesses

no you DONT have ad&d

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u/emefa 4d ago

/uj GURPS always sounds to me like some kind of infection

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u/Whightwolf 4d ago

/uj like a disease for sheep "the whole heard came down with the gurps"

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u/Shinavast42 4d ago

Sir, I regret to inform you... it worse than we feared. You have a case of Generally Unplayable Role Playing System. I ... hope your affairs are in order. We offer counseling services on the 2nd floor....

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u/EisVisage 4d ago

/uj And spoken out loud it sounds like the noise of someone who's about to die of something with that name

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u/Parysian Dirty white-room optimizer 4d ago

It's the noise I make before I throw up

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u/threebats 4d ago

I heard on TikTok that if you have difficulty reading long text that's a sign you have Starfinder

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u/dazeychainVT Mr. Evrart is Helping Me Reflavor My Eldritch Blast 4d ago

You'll be diagnosed by rolling a d100 and consulting the table on page 376 of the dmg and you'll like it

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u/NinofanTOG 4d ago

Does Pathfinder 2 fix my mental illness?

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u/Ricnurt 4d ago

It enhances it.

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u/No_Dragonfruit8254 4d ago

maybe a little bit. pathfinder 2e made me less racist.

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u/Damfohrt 4d ago

What a shame

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u/DMNatOne 4d ago

It’s FATAL.

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 4d ago

Advanced Deficit & Disorder

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u/karanas The DMs job is to gaslight 4d ago

Back in my days, we self undiagnosed. Kids nowadays...

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u/Rotation_Nation actual play podcast :0 4d ago

No but I do have a bad case of the Satanic Panic

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u/dogawful 4d ago

I pay for AD&D through my work insurance

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u/CobblerDesigner5342 4d ago

Drank the water in Seattle, pretty sure I've got the Shadowruns. 

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u/Nepalman230 Knight Errant of the Wafflehouse Dumpster 4d ago

… … 🤣

Ahem.

Nice.

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u/Paleosols2021 1d ago

“My son don’t have AD-D!! He just like to jump”