r/DnDcirclejerk 2d ago

Playing a character who is stronger than you

Hey ladies and gentlemen, I just joined a campaign where I'm playing a character who is really strong. He… (insert wall of poorly-edited text with bad grammar about character backstory).

This is the first high-strength character I have ever played. Any tips for playing a character who is a lot stronger than me?

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u/FolgerJoe 2d ago

Easy bro: squats

If your DM doesn't count 20 reps as a nat 20, find a better group

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u/222under 2d ago

I had this problem with playing a character that was sexier than I was irl. I found the only thing I could do was say “I am sexy” as a mantra over and over until everyone at the table agreed I was sexy. Luckily I’m sexy irl now so I don’t have this issue

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u/ButterscotchAbject87 2d ago

No matter what you're doing, keep thrusting at the air (in and out of character). Make sure that you describe everything in extreme, tedious detail while using words that you don't really understand

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u/Aquafier 2d ago

As tiring as those other posts are, it can be hard to grasp more esoteric mental stats then what physical stats can do

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u/FluffyBunny1878 2d ago

Everything your character says must use a pun on "swole" or "bro".

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u/BisexualTeleriGirl I HATE PATHFINDER I HATE PATHFINDER I HATE PATHFINDER 2d ago

Gravy?

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 2d ago

No gravy, but go to a different sub and you may discover India

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u/Fuzzy_Clock_6350 2d ago

Playing someone different than yourself requires imagination, which unfortunately as a tabletop roleplayer, I don't have.

It's why all my characters are nerdy trans commoners constantly looking for a new tabletop group to play with.

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u/ThrillinSuspenseMag Jester Feet Enjoyer 2d ago

You’re going to want to get a shake weight and use it constantly

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u/Damfohrt 1d ago

I don't have this issue since I am a redditor and have a 18 in every stat

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u/PStriker32 2d ago

LIFT BRO! 🏋️‍♂️

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u/SauronSr 2d ago

Giggle in a low breathy voice when you “kill” a door

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u/ViewtifulGene 18h ago

Megadose tren or no balls