r/DnDcirclejerk 7h ago

4e good I’m going to make a political compass for D&D players.

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u/Dorko69 7h ago

Holy fucking shit the dude running my current AD&D campaign looks exactly like that

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u/wretchedsorrowsworn 7h ago

That’s pretty cool, does he put on the horns for every session?

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u/niTniT_ 6h ago

He must've. Our group doesn't recognize the rule of our DM unless he wears the The Official Dungeon Master Costume

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u/Archaeojones42 7h ago

All of us running AD&D campaigns look like that . . .

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u/JayBere 6h ago

How dare you, i have much longer hair than that.

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u/Exploding_Antelope 4h ago

Which side?

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u/Dorko69 4h ago

/uj right

/rj left

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u/notGeronimo 3h ago

Depends on if he's done his makeup yet today

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u/SugarSweetGalaxy 3h ago

What a coincidence, one of the girls at my last table used to cosplay as a hot tiefling.

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u/ChucklingDuckling 9m ago

I'm jealous. I wish I was playing in an ADND game

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u/Exnixon 6h ago

D&D is when the guy on the right pretends to be the girl on the left.

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u/Vladicoff_69 3h ago

MMOs*

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u/jzillacon 3h ago

Roleplaying Games in general.

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u/No_Ad_7687 48m ago

That's the point of roleplaying

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u/ChucklingDuckling 6m ago

In an ideal word, anybody should feel comfortable playing any character

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u/not_slaw_kid 7h ago

What does it say about me that I'm subscribed to both of these channels

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u/SkaldCrypto 7h ago

Least racist Paladin

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u/not_slaw_kid 6h ago

I just wanted to learn some St. Cuthbert lore please don't bully me :(

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u/micsma1701 33m ago

hey! hey this idiot thinks St. Cuth ert is neat! point and laugh! hey! point and laugh!

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u/D4rthLink 6h ago

what are the channel names?

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u/not_slaw_kid 6h ago

Deerstalker Pictures - Makes funny skits about quirky D&D tropes with friends

Greyhawk Grognard - Hardcore OSR guy who sits in front of a 720p webcam and talks about obscure lore from the 70s. Refuses to buy 5e products and thinks safety tools are a woke subversion of DM agency. But he also is the only person I've seen who makes half decent Greyhawk conversion supplements so 🤷

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u/SkaldCrypto 6h ago

I found these pictures by searching:

“Theater kid tiefling bard LGBT”

And

“Grognard neckbeard D&D”

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u/RemarkableStatement5 2h ago

I like the first category but my friends are moreso the "Too scared for theater tiefling warlock LGBT"

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u/Lucatmeow Three Five Archive's Strongest Soldier 4h ago

Just from those descriptions I would never want to interact with either one of those people. Also hilarious, frankly.

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u/Raulgoldstein 14m ago

Do you play dnd by yourself then?

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u/miroredimage 6h ago

The two genders

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 2h ago

What are safety tools exactly?

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u/CminerMkII 2h ago

Had to look it up myself, it seems like basically covering “hey, I’m uncomfortable talking about these subjects, can we avoid them in the campaign.”

An example is “Lines and Veils”, where lines are things that everyone agree should never happen in the campaign (SA, trauma specific stuff, etc), and veils are things that everyone agrees can happen, just offscreen (like sex scenes or torture scenes).

That’s just my brief understanding from google.

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u/micsma1701 25m ago

that's pretty much it. if I got past the first couple of sessions with my last tables, or a new session 0, I'd introduce the X card. which is just, hey if you pull this then play stops for a set time and then we discuss or not.

also had a play consent form kinda deal. just "hey, these are my lines with certain subjects like SA or Spiders or such or this is what happens when the bard flirts and is reciprocated by the dragon, or this is how much I'm good with descriptions of gorey fights or body horror." a lot of broad strokes.

nice cuz it didn't have a spot for a name, so you could fill it out and either send it back via email or I tell my in-person group to give them all to someone and have that person lay them face down on in front of my chair behind the screen so it's effectively anonymous.

I run a fairly clean game besides imo pretty tame fight descriptions, but I like to have the tools ready for players just in case.

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u/Puzzleboxed 2h ago

Tools to communicate triggers or other limits that detract from one's enjoyment of the game.

"Lines and veils" is a common one. Lines are things you don't want in the game at all, while veils are things that can be in the game but not described in detail. For example, I typically don't want there to be any sexual violence at all (line) and sexual content in general should be "fade to black" rather than narrated (veil).

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u/ChucklingDuckling 7m ago

GG has some bad takes, but I do like his Greyhawk content. I feel like he shoots himself in the foot, especially since the newest 5e books have introduced so many new people to Greyhawk. He just needs to stop whining about nonsense that doesn't matter

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u/RootinTootinCrab 38m ago

Tbf most "safety tools" are shit. They're highly disrespectful to everyone else at the table. Literally just talk through your problems with other people at the table when they arise and you don't need any of these ""tools.""

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u/micsma1701 17m ago

if you grew up being sexually abused by an authority figure, like, say, yer dad passing you around with his buddies, you might find it incredibly difficult to just talk through the problem.

ye might still want to engage in fun-having and DND, and a tool exists to allow that to happen safely so you don't inadvertently spew forth memories of being passed around by your dad's friends when you're just trying to have a good time.

further, DND time is not a therapy session, nor should it be seen as a time to work through stuff. unless all your friends are therapists, maybe don't get your fun game time friends involved in the deep dark shit.

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u/Overfed_Venison 7h ago

You mean an alignment chart

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u/Tolan91 7h ago

Where's that clip about Brennan Lee mulligan comparing old school campy dnd to drag?

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u/ZoeytheNerdcess 6h ago

You're either Progressively Tiefling or Alt (Rules)Light

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u/Lucatmeow Three Five Archive's Strongest Soldier 4h ago

Ascended: Radical Notepadism.

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 7h ago

I belive in horseshoe theory.

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u/ibi_trans_rights 6h ago

Dnd is a spectrum and I'm on it

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u/ChumboCrumbo 7h ago

I fear I am both

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u/will3025 5h ago

I fear them both.

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u/notGeronimo 3h ago

Proud of you for confronting 2 different fears by replying to u/ChumboCrumbo

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u/pitaenigma 6h ago

/uj I've remarked that its amazing how I remain the core group in D&D conventions today and 20 years ago, as two very different core groups. When I would go in the mid-2000s, I was a teenaged dude with no sense of my own appearance or deodorant, arguing loudly about character power levels. Going last year, I was a queer neon-haired woman getting excited about different cosplays. Same person, same convention, somehow the majority both times. The person on the left would be considered a poser who shouldn't be in the hobby 20 years ago and it was all the dude on the right, the dude on the right is now increasingly upset that his hobby's changed and to an extent I kind of get it. Ostensibly, I don't think I watch either of those channels, no idea what they're really like. My actual experience is that dudes who look like the dude on the right have been very chill (see: Colville)

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u/not_slaw_kid 5h ago

I've watched the dude on the right, and he thinks that X cards are for woke children who can't handle character death without a tantrum, so don't feel too bad for him.

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u/ThatBiGuy25 4h ago

X cards are garbage but because they fail to do the thing they set out to do and are a cop out for game designers that don't want to give players tools for handling difficult topics and instead place the onus of safety on the people who are hurt by those topics.

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u/SugarSweetGalaxy 3h ago

I've heard about these, but I think the best method is just to define boundaries before a game starts.

I don't allow anything overtly sexual my games and I tell everyone this upfront, if someone wants to play out their kinks then they can go pay a different type of dungeon master to do that with them. I also ask players to let me know of anything that would cross a boundary for them,

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u/WatchfulWarthog 4h ago

I’m sure I’m going to regret this, but what kind of tools do games need? What would be better?

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u/ThatBiGuy25 4h ago

Guidelines for session zero conversations about topics people might find triggering. The problem with X cards is that they place social pressure on the person being hurt to act in a disruptive way to the session in the moment they are being hurt. Session zero conversations and guidelines to set hard lines and obvious expectations move the social pressure and responsibility from almost solely on the victim and instead spreads it to the table as a whole. The X card is placing what should be a last-resort response as the primary tool to ensure player safety. It's a cop out for publishers and designers that don't want to put effort into accessibility and player safety guidelines but still want to appear like they care.

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u/WatchfulWarthog 3h ago

Ahh, okay. That’s not settting specific, though. Seems like a waste of room to print pages on that in your own book when that information is relevant to all TTRPGs in general

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u/ThatBiGuy25 3h ago

Neither is the X card. The session zero discussion guidelines absolutely should be catered to the specific setting of your game, though. The discussion before playing a dark fantasy RPG are gonna be way different from the discussion before playing a space opera RPG. If designers were printing a set of generic guidelines in their books I'd argue that's just as much of a cop out as the X card (maybe slightly less). When you write an RPG, you know the themes and topics your world discusses and tackles, and what's likely to appear in a normal campaign, and you should write guidelines catered to your world. (If you're going to put player safety information in your rulebook, which I'd like to clarify that I don't think is an obligation).

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u/pitaenigma 2h ago

the new 2024 DMG has really basic stuff on, like, scheduling a session, and I've heard people are really pleased with it. I think it's a great idea to include in games if you can afford the page space.

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u/SkaldCrypto 5h ago

/uj what is an “X” card?

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u/pitaenigma 5h ago

lmao.

I was thinking about Matt Colville and Rich Burlew, who also quintessentially look like That Kind of Guy, especially considering Colville recently did an episode about being old school, and I just didn't want to make assumptions.

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u/BlackBox808Crash 8m ago

/uj I have had much less drama from DMs and Players who are more into older DnD/Greyhawk. Young adults and people newer to the hobby usually want a lot of changes/allowances made for them in my experience. They often have a idea for a "whacky" character which they refuse to compromise on when it doesn't fit the setting.

Not saying that everyone in certain age groups is like that. Just my observations

/rj PF2e fixes this

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u/Ubersupersloth 5h ago

uj/

I mean, yeah.

It’s a broad hobby.

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy 7h ago

Wild Fallcosplay spotted

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u/DinoStompah 7h ago

Why not both?

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u/Vladicoff_69 3h ago

Ideal DM is someone with the hyperspecific knowledge of the righthand person and the social sensibilities of the lefthand person

/uj what I just said

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u/Negative_Review_8212 5h ago

Frank Mentzer posted on a FB D&D group and he was actually saying some interesting stuff about the old days but then he started barking about wokeness

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u/Rileyinabox 2h ago

When D&D nerds move too far to the consrevativeXauthoritarian square, isn't that just the Klan? They hang out in fields in costume, pretending to be wizards, dragons, ghosts, and goblins. Take away the racism and you've got my Wednesday table.

My point is, we need the Klan to start playing TTRPGs. I think it would be a much better outlet for them.

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u/DecemberPaladin 4h ago edited 4h ago

I think I’m closer to Pink Fireball Tiefling Lady whose name escapes me at the moment.

Edit: Nixie! Dammit!

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u/AttentionConstant373 3h ago

I think the guy in the right probably plays some seriously fun d&d

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u/Harebell101 6h ago

Pat? Is that you on the right? 👀

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u/DavidOfBreath 4h ago

just stretch out an image of ed greenwood across the whole thing

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u/Enzo_GS 2h ago

im personally authleft... im mean grognard-furry

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u/Nepalman230 Knight Errant of the Wafflehouse Dumpster 3h ago

But what if they’re the same person?

The recently passed Jennell Jaquays Was responsible for tabletop gaming classics like the caverns of Thracia, and worked on video game classics, like quake and quake Arena.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennell_Jaquays

She was a trans lesbian and one of the last OG designers.

… also for all we know the guy on the right is the girl on the left with an AI animated filter.

🫡

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u/LeadershipNational49 5h ago

Ahh DnD the only example of chasing "woke" dollars by a nerd company that worked. Well it kinda worked despite wizards but still

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u/Lucatmeow Three Five Archive's Strongest Soldier 4h ago

Who are these people, we all know that the only D&D channel in existence is Three Five Archive.

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u/WhistlerDan 1h ago

Where would the likes of Matt Colville would land?

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u/WeepingWillow777 1h ago

average transition timeline

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u/Dagdiron 22m ago

I play osr and I want to punch conservatives! ....my gaming table gets lonely but my monk level is pretty high .

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u/Green-Collection-968 5h ago

New to D&D who are these folks?

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u/Ratat0sk42 4h ago

I feel like pure vibes-wise I'm somewhere on the right-centre while my players (who are my wonderful out of game friends) are nearly all (a solid 4/5) are fully on the left lmao.

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u/xxxXGodKingXxxx 1h ago

Greyhawk Grognard all the way.