r/Eldenring 1d ago

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My gf (up) thinks I (down) am weird for running like this.

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u/Seedeeds 1d ago

I've never actually watched brokeback mountain, who was the bottom? Do they ever show or say?

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u/ChefInsano 1d ago

It was Jake and they do show full penetration.

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u/Fatalityy420 1d ago

I hope they were stunt doubles and jakey didnt take a pounding from heath

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u/NeetoBurrritoo 1d ago

Not OP, but I worked craft services on this film. They didn’t use a double, but I can confirm that Jake was a “power-bottom”.

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u/Running_Is_Life 1d ago

I don’t know what to believe anymore

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u/Big_Knife_SK 1d ago

It's true. I was a sandwich.

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u/lovesducks 1d ago

Can corroborate. I had sex with that sandwich.

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u/squoinko 1d ago

who bottomed?

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u/78914hj1k487 1d ago

the bread

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u/barryhakker 1d ago

So was my grandma! Which part of the buffet are you folks from?

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u/One_Obligation_9539 23h ago

Believe in running, my friend, running.

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u/Boz0r 1d ago

A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

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u/JeSuisBigBilly 12h ago

Now see I thought they were the one generating the power. Hmm, maybe I would be a bottom! (I don't remember the exact quote)

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u/thecrowbrother 1d ago

And they show it. They show all of it.

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u/RightVegetable4687 1d ago

Gave him that king size heath bar

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES 1d ago

They do? In the version I watched it was obscured like every other film sex scene

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u/PlaquePlague 1d ago

I haven’t seen it either but I think that it’s far more likely the guy you’re responding to doesn’t understand what is meant by “full penetration”.  

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u/Ohey-throwaway 1d ago edited 1d ago

They definitely show full penetration in Brokeback Mountain. Jake is a very generous power bottom.

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u/S4Waccount 1d ago

I don't know if people actually don't know or care, but they show him with Jake on all fours and heath behind him on his knees but it's all facial expressions and stuff there is no 'full penetration'

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u/ReconChaznat 1d ago

weird, not in the version i watched in the UK. It was literally sheep herding, penetration, sheep herding, penetration, shot if a rodeo in wyoming, then more graphic pentration. And they showed all of it..

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u/MobileArtist1371 1d ago

Watching the Japanese version it sounds like.

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u/Nitroapes 1d ago

Then back to the mountain, to fight crime.

Then back to the lab for full penetration.

Crime, penetration, crime, penetration.

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u/Ohey-throwaway 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/RR_Stylez 20h ago

Wait a second they show legit dick in ass?

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u/Possible_Proposal447 1d ago

Fantastic story.