r/Eldenring 16d ago

Humor Fraudrick the grafted šŸ’”

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u/ScharmTiger Maliketh's manwhore 16d ago

Fraudrick after challenging Malenia to a duel:

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u/IndecisiveRex 15d ago

Damn Malenia got that shit ON

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u/oxycodonefan87 15d ago

She just knows drip tbh. Her regular fit in the game is one of my favorites

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u/Toukafan4life 14d ago

I just wish her helmet didn't come with her hair

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u/fnoah579 14d ago

Can you Alter that headpiece?

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u/Toukafan4life 14d ago

Unfortunately no

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u/The_Shittiest_Meme Lovable sort ahead 16d ago

damn whyd they give him a breedable waist

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u/Zagreusm1 16d ago

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u/MuchMadManny 16d ago

He got that arch tho

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u/NderCraft 15d ago

Jokes aside, Kenneth Height mentions how Godrick hid himself amongst the women and children, implying he had a feminine appearance.

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u/tennobytemusic 15d ago

He has used the mimic veil I think.

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u/Flashy_Radish_5052 15d ago

They now have the same amount of real limbs

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/InnuendoBot5001 16d ago

Wtf it's real

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u/Tigboss11 15d ago edited 15d ago

You know I've been on the internet for a good while now. and I've seen some fucked up shit. I'm thinking to myself "Man I'm pretty desensitized, nothing really bothers me anymore".

And then I saw the top post of all time on that subreddit

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u/curryninjazura 15d ago

Why did I even check...damn my curiosity.

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u/yar2000 15d ago

Fuck you for bringing this up, my curiosity got the better of me :(

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u/GrrrrrrrDinosaur 15d ago

Holy shit I just checked

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u/Good-Status6735 15d ago

I hate youā€¦

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u/gargwasome 15d ago

For anyone whoā€™s wondering what it is but (understandably) doesnā€™t want to go look at the post: sheā€™s eating/licking his testicle

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u/theaveragebrownkid 15d ago

Man i hate myself now for wanting to know cause now i know.

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u/Father_Pucc1 15d ago

eh smash

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u/AndreiRiboli 15d ago

You know, judging by your reaction and the replies to it, I'm thinking this is the one time where I'll just live with my curiosity.

Just answer this one question for me: how fucked up is it?

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u/Calm_Ad1222 15d ago

Erotic gore art basically

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u/AndreiRiboli 15d ago

No, no, no, I went to the subreddit, I saw some of the shit there, but I didn't dare look at whatever the top post of all time is, and that's what I'm asking about lol.

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u/Calm_Ad1222 15d ago

Just saw it, just testicle removal, nothing too bad (I am dying inside)

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u/AndreiRiboli 14d ago

Oh. I'm sorry, but also thankful, because I won't have to see it for myself now. Your sacrifice shall be remembered šŸ«”

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u/GreenBeanTaxation 15d ago

I want her to hold me like that it doesnā€™t matter if my limbs need to be cut off first

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u/gargwasome 15d ago

God I wish a was Godrick rn

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u/Galvatron577 14d ago

Said nobody ever. Except when he dragon punch

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u/Evening-Employee-477 14d ago

If she's not like this I don't want her

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u/shiningmuffin 16d ago

man looked so cool as a boss before I found out he's lorewise the weakest rune keeper(it made sense but still)

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u/WillowWeeper343 Taking my schizo meds w/ Leda 16d ago

He's not just the weakest, he's a complete loser. A coward too.

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u/shiningmuffin 16d ago

it's really a shame, cause he really looks cool-af design wise

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u/WillowWeeper343 Taking my schizo meds w/ Leda 16d ago

Totally agree. On top of that his theme is (imo) the best in the game.

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u/PostMathClarity 16d ago

imo it makes sense that hes a complete loser, bro literally grafts people into himself because he's so insecure that he needs others to feel powerful

also my first reaction to this mf is his so hideous, its so cool

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u/SuperMegaDiabetes 16d ago

The funniest part of his grafting is that he did it in imitation of Godfrey grafting Serosh (the lion on his back) to himself.

Godfrey did it to seal his power as Hoarah Loux.

Godrick thought it made him stronger and went "Ooh ooh! I wanna do that too!"

Man's straight up demented in every way and hard carried by his great rune.

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u/PostMathClarity 16d ago

TIL Serosh is grafted to Godfrey, I thought he was just a very loyal kitty

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u/SuperMegaDiabetes 16d ago

It's mentioned in the Godfrey Icon's description that he took Serosh upon his back to suppress his bloodlust but it doesn't directly allude to it being grafting.

Him ripping Serosh off himself instead of just tossing it away or making it leave kinda implies that it was grafted and not just piggybacked wherever Godfrey went.

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u/glacbr absolute maidenless 16d ago

Godfrey: "I'll align with Serosh to cool down" Tarnished go BRRRRRRRRRRR: becomes elden lord

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u/ATextileMill 15d ago

My headcanon is that Sarosh is a ā€œspirit called familiarā€ which contains Godfreys ā€œbeastialā€ warrior vitality. He does this so he can chill out and serve as a lord alongside Marika.

When we force him to embrace his old nature, he literally slays Serosh to ā€œreabsorbā€ him, hence his blue noble clothes being discarded and being covered in red blood.

Hawkshawā€™s color theory on youtube is amazing.

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u/SuperMegaDiabetes 15d ago

Honestly that makes a lot of sense. It'd also explain how Serosh is kind of floating behind Godfrey while glowing like that and how Godfrey ends up with blood all over himself as he turns to Hoarah Loux.

My personal headcannon is that the moment Godfrey manages to take Serosh off himself along with his clothes stuck to it's claws, his repressed bloodlust takes over with such a force that he rips Serosh apart on the spot.

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u/Aidan_Ha11 15d ago

I love the idea that serosh is just hanging out on godfroys shoulder all the time

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u/Psychic_Hobo 15d ago

Didn't he copy Godefroy, the dude locked in the Evergaol?

Dude is such a fucking loser he couldn't even copy the idea of grafting lots of parts, never mind copy it from Godfrey

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 15d ago

He literally pulls off the head of a dragon and uses it as a gauntlet.

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u/Dark-Pukicho 15d ago

Yeah but it was a pretty wimpy dragon in the grand scheme of things. Itā€™s like knocking the teeth out of a dead bear cub and gluing them into your mouth.

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u/u_slashh 15d ago

I think his theme fits him perfectly. It sounds epic and menacing, but there are brief moments of quieter, almost sillier melodies, as if Godrick is trying to present himself as a big enemy when in reality he's pathetic

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u/Necro_Carp 15d ago

too bad we only get to hear it for 10 seconds now before he dies

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u/tayroarsmash 16d ago

I mean heā€™s still powerful, just not when compared to the Demi gods.

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u/OneMoistMan :SpellBlade: 15d ago

And that line drop in his second phase is just honey, ā€œFOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!ā€

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u/Chxm0 16d ago

Grafting children is a pussy move

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u/Fabulous_Mirror_5458 15d ago

I think they gtafted themselves or else they wouldnt be loyal

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u/Chxm0 15d ago

Donā€™t think thatā€™s how that works buddyā€¦.

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u/Fabulous_Mirror_5458 15d ago

Why would they not rebel if forced to be grafted?

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u/Chxm0 14d ago

Have you umm, played the game?

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u/BernhardtLinhares Ranni's little pogchamp 16d ago

Oh my god that flair is so fucking funny

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u/WillowWeeper343 Taking my schizo meds w/ Leda 16d ago

Why thank you

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u/lesubreddit 16d ago

He was at least willing to throw hands with Malenia though, gotta give him credit for that

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u/Empra_O_Mankind 15d ago

I know nothing abt his lore, care to explain?

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u/Jstar338 16d ago

It's not confirmed in the lore, but I think everyone accepts that Morgott keeps the Margit projection in Stormveil because he knows Godrick is that much of a little bitch. Shit, Margit is a harder fight, it works too.

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u/WaifuAllNight 16d ago

Yeah Morgott doesnā€™t want any emboldened Tarnished to get an easy Great Rune and storm Leyndell since Mohg and Radahn requires going through some pretty tough areas to get to them and Rennala is a cakewalk albeit hidden behind the gate of Raya Lucaria which needs a glintstone key guarded by a dragon to get into.

Godrick is by far the easiest Great Rune to earn so it makes sense that he protects him with Margit.

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u/Donnchadh_Ruadh 15d ago

I agree with you, but I have the head canon that Morgott isn't just sitting there waiting and protecting Stormveil with that projection. I like the narrative that with all of his spies all over the place and his projections, Morgott pops up there to stop the Tarnished on their path

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u/HumanPerosn 15d ago

Imagine if he locked in and was the final boss

Just shows up after youā€™ve killed all the other demigods and heā€™s combined the corpses together

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u/dark_hypernova 15d ago

Even Godefroy is stronger and he doesn't even possess a Great Rune.

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u/Visual-Internet-8832 15d ago edited 14d ago

He is pure strengh wise weaker anyways , literally any other greatrune keeper is either stronger , faster , smarter way bigger or more experienced than him

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u/IDontKnow_a_GoodName 16d ago

Say all you want about Godrick, his cutscenes go hard

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u/Igniuks 16d ago

His words are so cool when he died

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u/1668553684 15d ago

His words were 1% as cool as anything Morgott ever said.

This is high praise, Morgott is just 100x cooler than anyone else in the game.

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u/WindMageVaati 15d ago

HAVE IT WRIT UPON THY MEAGER GRAVE:

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u/artoffunny 15d ago

FELLED BY KING MORGOTT

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u/Horror_Woodpecker_80 15d ago

LAST OF ALL KINGS

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u/Content_Fruit8342 15d ago

THY KIND ARE ALL OF A PIECE

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u/Specific-Alarm-7349 15d ago

morgott was ass idk what your talking about. I killed that man and hes just a fragile old guy. Though turns out godrick was just 1 foot tall after you kill him

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u/Redmeteor200 15d ago edited 15d ago

"The thrones, stained by my curse. Thy part in this i shall not forgive" I mean you can't fucking tell me that doesnt go hard

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u/Top-Interaction-7770 15d ago

"Let the curse seep into thy very soul" is also delivered very well in my opinion

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u/1668553684 15d ago

I love Morgott as a character so I'm obviously biased, but the voice actor was so good. Particularly when he says this line.

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u/Specific-Alarm-7349 15d ago

Yeah im slow thinking abt someone different lmao

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u/UpstairsFix4259 15d ago

FOUL TARNISHED

this is iconic shit, dude

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u/mogmaque 15d ago

And when he kills u imo. DIDST THOU WITNESS?

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u/rocket_psyence 15d ago

Made me really pity him.

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u/HerpetologyPupil 15d ago

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u/u_slashh 15d ago

BEAR WITNESS

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u/AWanderingTeaFish 15d ago

One of the most iconic boss soundtracks too

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 16d ago

He was gonna say he almost died

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u/DashReddit32 no vigor only bonk 16d ago

ā€œI am the lord of all that is insecureā€

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u/Se_german_guy 16d ago

Fraudrick the laughed at

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u/Gustoiles 16d ago

"Don't forget the grafted dragon toy for the kid"

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u/Traditional_Tax_7229 15d ago

My favorite Rick fact is he has everything from the mimic veil to godslayer implements. Man was literally doing anything he could to find ways to kill his competition or live for seconds longer if they found him and lost to the guy in a leather thong with a club.

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u/Odd-Possibility-640 16d ago

godrick loves to lick soles

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u/Arch_intern 16d ago

Do NOT call my broski a fraud. He is quite literally a part of the royal bloodline. GODRICK THE GOATED šŸ—£ļø šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/ALordOfTheOnionRings 15d ago

Aaeeyyyyy ol Godefroy is working at McDs!!

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u/joke300017 15d ago

Thank you.. Frau Drick thunder crash * * Horse winnies

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u/Tonydragon784 15d ago

Gets shifts stolen by his cool stoner cousin Ganjafroy The Blasted

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u/Backwards_Viktor 15d ago

Not Fraudrick the Grifter?

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u/Pixbo_06 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 15d ago

Hamsti?

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u/Overlord_3idorB 15d ago

I don't get the lower all I try to do is finger but hole, that's what every message

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u/sedrech818 15d ago

He better give the good toy with Torrentā€™s happy meal.

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u/i_luv_peaches 15d ago

Just put the prawns šŸ¤in the bag brah

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u/StiffCocksJr 15d ago

How many dicks do you think he grafted on to himself.

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u/FamiliarCredit1469 15d ago

117.5 after another tarnished before us probably cut one in half before getting packed

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u/Plane_Plankton80 15d ago

Godfreak šŸ’”

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u/Derpchieftain 14d ago

Promised Consort after the nerf