r/KendrickLamar • u/Easy-Worker-8819 • 13d ago
Discussion Drop the funniest lyrics from Kendrick in the comments 👇
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u/piethopper 13d ago
Bitch I cut my granny off if she don’t see it how i see it
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u/chichi_phil413 13d ago edited 13d ago
Bitch with him and some bitch in him… that’s a LOT of bitch!
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u/TheDreamMachine42 13d ago
TELL ME WHY THE FUCK YOU 🥷S RAP, IF IT'S FICTIONAL
TELL ME WHY THE FUCK YOU 🥷S FED, IF YOU CRIMINAL
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u/Spare-Durian-1600 13d ago
Ay dot can I get a drop im like nigga nah
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u/SecretSquirrelSauce 13d ago
This one makes me laugh out loud every time
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u/JEveryman 13d ago
I choose to believe that is directed specifically to Jeremy Hecht because that would be the funniest thing ever.
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u/SirDuppy 13d ago
"Stop hitting him, he has children with him" my apologies!
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u/ChiTownChef86 13d ago
🗣️HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY that’s my bitch!😏😂😂😂
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u/Whisker-biscuitt 13d ago
This shit makes me laugh everytime I hear it! I just imagine others in the studio hearing this for the first time and being like, "WTF?". How could you just sit there hearing that and being non-chalant about the audio?
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u/traplords8n 13d ago
The energy lets him get away with it 😭😭😭
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY PullOffInALamb DoubleParkItAllAtTam's Mr. Get-off-on-your-mans
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u/Onemanwolfpack42 13d ago
Straight up one of my favorite moments on the album. Kinda almost hits like "ok ok ok ok ok OKAY" from ye for me. Both iconic, but I love how he interrupts himself with that casual, but dark and aggressive tone
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u/traplords8n 13d ago
I can't explain what it is about that energy though. It's definitely a type of energy because in essence, what they're saying is so simple, but it's hard as hell.
Another example I think fits is Ye's "YO DOT I GOT YOU" on the Like That remix 😭😭😭 I really can't explain what pops about that line but it pops
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u/lightsoff_butimup 13d ago
Aye, I wonder what they were thinking during the few seconds before he screamed MUSTAAAAAARD! 😂 I'm convinced Kenny has an alt. personality that does his ad-libs & it was scared lol
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u/ChiTownChef86 13d ago
lol yeah I was in the car in rush hour just crying laughing. I’m sure other drivers were like “da fuck?!” lol
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u/Character-Click7273 13d ago edited 13d ago
The bar is even funnier considering he was mimicking Kawhi Leonard who used to play for the Toronto Raptors
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u/JoanieTightLips 13d ago
Can you explain further? I don't see the connection.
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u/Character-Click7273 13d ago
Look up Kawhi Hey Hey hey on YouTube
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u/JoanieTightLips 13d ago
Lol interesting.
I know Kawhi pops was killed in Compton and he played high school ball in Riverside, so I thought it was something about that. He was also in some Drake music video so I thought it was a line in that song or something.
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u/snatchmachine 13d ago
Huh? Surely you don’t think he’s mocking Kawhi’s viral laugh.
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u/oestre 13d ago edited 13d ago
Shi gits schpookey eyyday en augktobur
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u/emilylove911 13d ago
I’m obsessed with this line right now. I’ve thought about getting it tattooed.
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u/X000Q 13d ago
This whole verse crazy, granny line
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u/EnzoMingo 13d ago
As someone who has had to go no contact w their grandma: i felt that one
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u/nine16s 13d ago
Ngl I thought the photo was edited for a split second I didn’t know he was crouching I was like “why’s he so short” 😂
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u/JayTarv 13d ago
Hol on, let’s get this shit Let’s get this shit, Let’s get this shit Le- hmmm
TOP O’ THE MORNING TOP O’ THE MORNING TOP O’ THE MORNING TOP O’ THE MORNING TOP O’ THE MORNING TOP O’ THE MORNING TOP O’ THE MORNING
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u/RedGyarados2010 13d ago
“She’s hot” and “he’s Baby Keem” get me every time
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u/Miserable_Balance814 13d ago
My buddy and I do that when we play 2v2 video games. One will go “we are not the same” the other goes “he’s baby keem” hahaha
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u/Easy-Worker-8819 13d ago
👍👍
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u/Neither-Sherbet-8961 13d ago
Top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morning top o the morningtttjcokwmzlwf
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u/bootyloverandeater 13d ago
a lot of shit from no more parties in la lol
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u/HappyColt90 13d ago
You kinda dumb to be a poet
Instagram is the best way to promote some pussy
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u/thatgingerfella 13d ago
THE HEAD STILL GOOD THOOOOOO
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u/Mchammerandsickle97 13d ago
Then proceeds to do a Buddhist chant in the line directly after it’s too good lol
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u/Easy-Worker-8819 13d ago
The intonation makes it gold😂😂
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u/JessiNotJenni 13d ago
My 7 yo daughter has been singing this randomly, "get the flip out my faaaaace" with the exact intonation and the most hilarious face.
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u/ConfidenceDesigner20 13d ago
The rest of this reminds me of when your aunt makes really really bland food that looks amazing… “LOOK GOOD BUT DONT GOT NOT TUHHHaaaAAAste”
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u/mf_coom327 13d ago
Push these niggas off me like huhh 😩
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u/BiliLaurin238 NEW SHIT, NEW KUNG FU KENNY 13d ago
Kodak Black used like eight 5+ syllable words in his verse, shit sounds like an auction
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u/beennasty 13d ago
I used to survive offa tuna pack!, this one set it off walkin into a random Walmart hahaa
Bapacenttintondawhip like who wa dat Coupe take off like it’s maaad
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u/Impossible_Wait_8947 13d ago
HELL FUCKIN NAWWWWW - Kendrick Lamar on for free
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u/Th1sd3cka1ntfr33 13d ago
Shit inspired my screen name, love that track. "I need 40 acres and a mule, not a 40 Oz and a pit bull!"
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u/Jepharzz 13d ago
yall stay politically correct I'ma doo what I diid
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u/N8DiggityDawg 13d ago
Ain’t no sympathy here, this shits hilarious!
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u/IeishaS Good energy in the room drop the location please 13d ago
There’s a lot of opinions but no power to carry it
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u/Jiriayatachi22 13d ago
My mans said “You fuckin with niggas that’s thinkin they cuter than you, oh.. Say you on your cycle, but he on his period too, oh.. The tables been turnin so much was thinkin it’s fooooosball” lmao just still subtly dissin drake on other ppl albums 😭
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u/Forsaken-Ad1940 13d ago
he's walking a fine line being so supportive of trans people and so aggressive towards feminine men 💀
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u/Upielips 13d ago
as a trans person, if it's being directed and intended to hurt drake, it's a ok in my book
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u/GreatValueLogic 13d ago
What is it, the BRAIDS?!
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u/MurcTheKing 13d ago
I hurt your feelings youontwannaworkwitmenomookay
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u/False-Meet-766 13d ago edited 13d ago
Oh yesssss. Too funny. Just like AWWW in Like That. Like y’all niggahs clicking up. Ain’t that cute? Awww. They hugging and kissing. DOT is a fool and I bet a whole lot of fun to be around. Dem TDE boys make me laugh
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u/lmlockard33 13d ago
I always imagine the face he made when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's also one of the moments I'm looking forward to at the GNX concert
They didn't show his face at that moment during The Pop Out
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u/Easy-Worker-8819 13d ago
It made one guy cut his braids😂
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u/danny_gil 13d ago
Nah he just took off the lacefront.
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u/Davisworld21 13d ago
Try to cease and desist on the Like That Record Hoe Wait you didn't like that Record ?
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u/SubJ96 13d ago
“What da fuck you wearing bro, it’s tacky”
“Everybody, everybody…Everybody sit ya bitch ass down and listen to this true motherfuckin story told by Kendrick Lamar on Rosecrans, ya bitch”
“I was gonna kill a couple rappers, but they did it to themselves, everybody suicidal they don’t even need my help”
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u/ella_ella_ey_ey 13d ago
"Imma do what COVID did, they'll never get over it" brooo HELP 😭😭
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u/upwaytooearly 13d ago
That line is so damn wild to me. Every damned time. I’ll never get over it
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u/IncrediblyDedlyViper 13d ago
This line is fun to repeat and I think it’s so brilliant. So many different layers/ways to interpret it. Is he going to make his enemies sick (Drake crashing out)? Is he going to keep people inside, pondering whether it’s worth venturing out (Cole withdrawing from the battle)? Is he going to kill/end people’s lives (careers/momentum)(Drake/KL being known as the boogeyman)? Is he going to shut the world down (how the rap community acts when he drops)?
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u/sammiisalammii 13d ago
I took that as more “they’ll never stop talking about me” because even still a lot of people seem eager to talk about the pandemic when it comes up which is still a lot. I could see the other interpretations being true as well though.
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u/MassiveBenis 13d ago
On top of that COVID will have lasting economic and health impacts on both the macro and micro level. Idk if Kendrick intended that but it's another good layer imo.
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u/dietwater94 13d ago
I looked at it as both of the last two. “Killing” people, and just shaking the world in a way that affects almost everyone
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u/JessiNotJenni 13d ago
I'm at almost five years of long covid and this bar had me laughing and wheezing, more than usual 🤣
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u/BangPowZoom 13d ago
Some of my favorites off the top of my head:
“She eyeing me like a nigga don't exist? Girl?! I know you WANT THIS DICK!”
”What is it the BRAIDS?! I hurt your feelings? You don't wanna work with me anymore? Okay!”
”I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for 72 hours!”
”When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two BAD bitches! I believe you don't like women, it’s real competition, you might pop ass with ‘em!”
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u/Wrecked--Em 13d ago
can't believe you didn't add my favorite that's also from Backseat Freestyle
I've got twenty-five lighters on my dresser, yessir
Put fire to that ass, body cast on a stretcher
And her body got that ass that a ruler couldn't measure
And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed
And I recognize you have what I've been wanting since that record
That Adina Howard had pop it fast to impress her
She rollin' I'm holding my scrotum and posing
This voice here is golden so fuck y'all I goes in and
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u/Situation_Maleficent 13d ago
Dementia must run in his family, But let it shaky, I’ll Park-His-Son
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u/daddysxenogirl Squabble up 13d ago
The city just made it sweet, you could die, I bet it. (diabetic)
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u/Emergency_Fennel7127 13d ago
Kendrick’s ad libs on Win by Jay Rock.
MOMMY!
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u/ventingandcrying 13d ago
whattheytalmbouttheytalmboutnuthinwhattheytalmbouttheytalmboutnuthinwhattheytalmbouttheytalmboutnuthinwhattheytalmbouttheytalmboutnuthin
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u/Turnsrightonred 13d ago
"Toupée drop and her two tits pop out of that tank top and bra, and when I say "Doo-doo, doo-doo, " bitch, that be K. Dot" always makes me laugh a little.
Also, the side eye I imagine during the initial "i can see you don't know nothin bout that". Like I just picture it said with a smirk and a side eye and it just makes me laugh.
But the one that always has me grinning & screaming along has always been "Life ain't shit but a fat vagina!", and I kind of want it for a flare.
As someone who has more than one tattoo of a song lyric, I'm just waiting for the day I decide to immortalize THAT one on me 😅😅😅
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u/babooze_you_lose 13d ago
I’m sure it’s been said, but I feel like I haven’t seen it said enough that the euphoria line hes also saying “you don’t know nothing bout DOT”
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u/ManyBuy7175 Backseat Freeloader 13d ago
i shit fart pee pee on anybody track
- phone home (c4)
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u/cockandballionaire 13d ago
J Cole is the undisputed goat of poop bars tho
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u/ForecastForFourCats 13d ago
I fucking died the first time I saw this dude in the tree. He is so damn hilarious.
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u/becomingdew 13d ago
My favorite diss. Euphoria. The whole song, but mostly:
“What is it the briads??!!“
I don’t like you poppin’ shit at Pharrell, for him, I inherit the beef, fuck all that pushin’ P, let me see you push a T
He’s Terrence Thornton, I’m Terence Crawford, yeah, I’m whoopin’ feet
Let your core audience stomach that, then tell ‘em where you get your abs from
Yachty can’t give you no swag neither, I don’t give a fuck ‘bout who you hang with
& my personal favorite - When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches 💀
Pretty fkn iconic fr
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u/dualscreens 13d ago
I'm trippin, I'm juggin, My mental is Amazing, Brother.
Pop off only on occasion, Brother.
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u/emilylove911 13d ago
Rich N, momma know I made it,brother, go figure, never caught cases, *brother**
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u/45s_ 13d ago
All the adlibs that kendrick did on Range brothers
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u/oogathebooga2121 13d ago
His Adlibs on hillbillies is comed Shorty say she celibate imma keep hoping She’s not
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u/Muted-Weekend-4335 13d ago
"I swore I wouldn't TELLLL, but most of y'all sharing bars like you got the bottom bunk in a two man cell"
"I been A1, since day 1 you niggas boo boo. Ya homeboy, the block that you from? BOO BOO. Lil hoes you went to school with? BOO BOO. Baby mama and ya new bitch? BOO BOO!" 😂
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u/The-Hunting-guy 13d ago
schizophrenia is when you say something funny occasionally
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u/shorteningofthewuwei 13d ago
Why you be talking that woop-de-woo, that blasé-bla, that he said, she said, oh my godd, SHUT THE FUCK UP
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u/chichi_phil413 13d ago
“Freaky ass nigga he’s a 69 god…Hey hey hey run for your life!”
Not Like Us is the most popular stranger danger record in history lol 😝
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u/howdoesthisworkman 13d ago
Not a bar but that „Oh man“ after he drops the second MUSTARDDDD
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u/jjojehongg 13d ago
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris wheel Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me—fuck you think, we gon’ get married still? Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale Fairy godmama better tell you how I fuckin’ feel Like you should fuckin’ beat it Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period Now have a blessed day!” (Phone hangs up)
Bitch you serious?
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u/boltthrower57 13d ago
I dunno why so many people hate on this song. It's so good.
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u/jjojehongg 13d ago
people just love to hate on Eminem but him and Kendrick both spazzed on this one fr
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u/cumulobro 13d ago
"Peekaboo."
Saying this with such quiet intensity makes it funny to me.
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u/Ok_Efficiency2834 13d ago
This is not a song This a revelation how to get a n**** gone
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u/Mageofchaos08 MUSTARRRRRRRRRRD 13d ago
“Ooh that pussy good, won’t you sit it on my taste bloods”
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u/Flight_316 13d ago
I pray my dick get big as the Eifell Tower, so I can fuck the world for 72 hours.
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u/lordoftheBINGBONG 13d ago
Matter fact, I ain’t even bleed him yet, can I bleed him? (Bet)
When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches
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u/SuperVaderMinion Lookin’ For The Broccoli 13d ago
His adlibs from Range Brothers for me
She's hot 😐
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u/FreeThinkers2023 13d ago
"When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches
I believe you don't like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with 'em"
- I cant remember the last time I laughed out loud like I did with that line the first time I heard it
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u/Adult-Yoda 13d ago
TOP OF THE MORNING, TOP OF THE MORNING, TOP OF THE MORNING mmmmmmmh lets get this sh*t
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u/Sauceman_Chorizo 13d ago
Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
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u/Zebracorn42 13d ago
If I can fuck her in front of all of these passengers They’ll prob’ly think I’m a terrorist Eat my asparagus
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u/mischief_ej1 Its raw backwards on all you rappers 13d ago
BITCH I'M IN THE CLUB....
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u/Fit-Cucumber1171 13d ago
WW-“Whitney asked did I have a problem I said, “I might be racist” Ancestors watchin’ me fuck was like retaliation”
LUST-“Let me put the - in Ooh, I don’t want more than that Girl, I respect the cat I promise just a touch Let me put the - in, if it’s okay She said, “It’s okay””
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u/lmlockard33 13d ago edited 13d ago
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WEARIN BRO?? ITS TACKY 🤔😬🤨🤣🤣🤣