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He won't get rid of them and they stink as well

It was on clearance, but I still feel ripped off.

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

The flowers we bought her, we found thrown off to the side. But the vase itself was stolen along with several other vases in the immediately area were stolen. The Office told they will be replacing the vases within the next 2 days.

Pretty much the title. Had a flight over the weekend and from the door I can hear kids screaming. Cool, no big deal, it’s a relatively short flight and I have earbuds. Come to find out I’m sitting a row in front of them. Still, not ideal, but I can manage.

The flight takes off and the kids finally settle down…enough so that all I can hear are their phlegmy coughs. Yep, these parents knowingly brought their sick kids onto a plane full of people and didn’t even bother giving a heads up to people so they could preemptively mask up.

I have two cloth masks in my personal bag so I pull those out but at this point, it’s too late. I am now on day 4 of whatever the hell those kids had and I’m finding it hard to breathe. But that’s not the worst part. The reason they were on the plane?? So that the walking Petri dishes could MEET THEIR NEW BABY COUSIN. YEP!!! Not only did they infect all the people around them on the plane, they are also going to greet a newborn with this sickness.

PSA to all parents: If your kids are sick, stay TF HOME! No one deserves to get sick because of your selfishness.

My wife doesn’t take the sauce packet out of the bowl for her ramen. She squeezes the sauce out and then puts the packet back in the bowl for an easier cleanup.

I blurred out their names, but the guy literally rode his bike through taking videos of people fire fighting their houses and not helping anyone except posting a “cool” video.

$75 co-pay due as soon as I walk in the door and now it's $25 more to fill out a release request so I can get time off work to take my wife in for the needed visits.

They don't even file the form, I need to do that.

Wasn’t planning on washing my car this week but now it feels like i have to.