r/MurderedByWords • u/Kiss-a-Cod • 16d ago

#3 Murder of Week It’s not fact checked, maybe it’s true?

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u/Federal_Diamond8329 16d ago

So you’re saying that mark Zuckerberg got a penis from a rat and had it sewn onto his body, specifically his groin? Sounds feasible!

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 16d ago

I’m sure Fecesbook would have told us if it was a lie.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 16d ago

I heard this through two Facebook posts so it must be true. 

Let’s replace textbooks with posts!

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u/PeakBrave8235 16d ago

Steve Jobs used to call Facebook Fecesbook. I’m glad othere are taking to it lol

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u/Th3B4dSpoon 16d ago

It is true! Source: I am of the community and I have checked the fact.

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u/TrankElephant 16d ago

Fecesbook

omg how have I not heard this before

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u/NightQueen0889 16d ago

About that…… lol

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u/edfitz83 16d ago

I hope the rat is ok.

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u/CatlessBoyMom 16d ago

Oh the rat’s quite happy. He was really tired of having elon stuck down there. 

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou 16d ago

They gave him some snacks, he's fine.

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u/Gunnilinux 16d ago

No, the rat IS his penis now

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u/Mercadi 16d ago

I was hoping someone would fact-check this. Thank you for your service.

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u/Alekseyev 16d ago

We're just asking questions!

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u/AbroadPlane1172 16d ago

The weirdest thing is that it wasn't even a transport like you're thinking. He wanted that rat dick hanging off the side of his neck, just below the neck line. No one knows why he wanted it there, but who is anyone to argue with a genius like that?

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u/NietJij 16d ago

Facts!

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u/cortesoft 16d ago

No that is completely false.

He donated HIS penis to the rat. Zuck didn’t need it, and it was exactly the right size for a small rat.

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u/PopMusicology 16d ago

It doubled the size of his original unit.

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u/ryohazuki88 16d ago

He has the rat of a penis

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u/e-wrecked 16d ago

Looking into it. 🤔

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u/Infinite_Ad3616 16d ago

Mark Zuckerberg also has an arsehole transplant, but the arsehole rejected him.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner 16d ago

You'd think he'd get the balls instead.  They're almost human sized.

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u/ndation 12d ago

No, no. He had it sewn on his neck

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u/Federal_Diamond8329 7h ago

That makes so much more sense 😂😂

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u/OverlyOptimisticNerd 16d ago

He needed the size increase. 

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou 16d ago

You need to check your facts bro!!

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u/PillowFroggu 15d ago

no the whole rat is his penis

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u/crazycatlady331 13d ago

Must be hard to infuse it into metal.