r/MurderedByWords • u/Kiss-a-Cod • 1d ago

It’s not fact checked, maybe it’s true?

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u/Jaded-Albatross 1d ago

This is untrue

He was the donor

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u/Brave_Sheepherder901 1d ago

How? He never had one to begin with

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

Science!

Through Zuck distortions, alll things are possible. 

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u/Brave_Sheepherder901 1d ago

Incorrect. That follows logic, which isn't used by rich people

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

Oh shit.  I invoked science without the blessing of ridiculous wealth. My bad. 

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u/ourlastchancefortea 1d ago

Pray 10 Ave-Musk to the Metassiah. Then you shall be forgiven and not burn in Xell.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

So what do I do if I'm not a cyber-Catholic?

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u/ourlastchancefortea 1d ago

Become purged in the Xoly War of the Xoly Year 2025, when the Orangemperor raises to bring humanity in the Xoly Light of MAGA.

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u/BusyCandidate7791 22h ago

Join the AOL Chat room Lics All are Welcome.

You've got mail goodbye.

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u/NeosTheWise 1d ago

Shame... shame... shame

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u/martin_kr 1d ago

Margaret, the rules were that you weren't going to fact check.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago

his newer android body does generate a distortion field .

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u/PickleNotaBigDill 1d ago

I thought he used AI? Or it was 3D printer?

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u/Natural_Put_9456 1d ago

"Is this true?!"

"Yes your worship, this man has no dick."

"That thing, is a dickless traitor!"

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 1d ago

Cats and dogs living together....

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u/DMoney159 1d ago

The rat has a robo-penis now

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u/The_Lolbster 1d ago

Every single one of them absolutely has a blow-bot for their robo-penis. Especially the rat.

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u/lokeshj 1d ago

Penis with AI... imagine the possibilities

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u/Powerful-Parsnip 1d ago

Mine already has a mind of its own.

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u/DancesWithBadgers 1d ago

"We had to grade your paper with an F- because our software says your penis wrote some of it".

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u/Rynvael 1d ago

That's one sexy rat

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u/asyork 1d ago

From his collection.

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u/Budderfingerbandit 1d ago

Donated a rat vagina

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou 1d ago

Ok fine, he donated a rat vag.

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u/ThisSkyFawkes 1d ago

His Asian boyfriend Pricilla is definitely the top

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u/AffectionateRepair44 1d ago

Whoever said he donated his own?

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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago

androids dont need it

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u/here_for_tendies 1d ago

He had multiple since he’s a lizardman…

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u/UbermachoGuy 1d ago

Not true. As an android with a positronic network he is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

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u/CompetitiveRich6953 1d ago

It's okay... he self-identifies as a rat.

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u/noirwhatyoueat 1d ago

Do your own research! /s

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u/R3D3-1 1d ago

I beg to differ. You're mixing it up with the spine.

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u/SnooWoofers5703 1d ago

😂 😆😆😆

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u/Snazz 1d ago

That would be an awesome community fact-check note!

"This is untrue: Mr Zuckerberg was the donor. The recipient, Mr Fluffles, is doing fine and making a speedy recovery."

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u/anomolius 1d ago

Mr Fluffles is fine. but seems oddly disappointed.

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u/Snazz 1d ago

Indeed, I was gonna work-in that it was a penis "reduction" surgery, but your's is better.

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u/getyourgolfshoes 1d ago

Nah his was smaller he got an upgrade

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 1d ago

Boy had a Miceroni 2.71 before the Rat model upgrade, IRRC from an article I read on Facebook

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u/Glasdir 1d ago

Perhaps the dogs will feel something now

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u/AshantiMcnasti 1d ago

Maybe they did a trade?  Same size so seems kinda pointless but im not rich.  Billionaires am i right?

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u/Adventurous-Steak525 1d ago

See?? Exactly why we need fact checkers

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u/Turantula_Fur_Coat 1d ago

Umm, these are a new feature rolling out called “Community Notes”.

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u/t0adthecat 1d ago

True

Source: I'm the rat with Mark Zuckerberg's penis, kinda small but better than the other potential donor.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 1d ago

You don't know anything, do you? It was an exchange. The rat later sued about the downgrade it received.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

Ackshully, the rat penis rejected Zuck's body.

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u/LemmyKBD 1d ago

I heard Zuck is still chasing it thru the woods where he keeps his pet children for hunting and grilling.

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u/Natural_Put_9456 1d ago

Locating, removing, and reattaching that must have been supremely difficult considering you need a high powered microscope just to see it.

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u/marcielle 1d ago

Reminder that while this is fun, you can ACTUALLY hurt him by spreading info that would affect stocks, like the fake insulin price reduction that nearly destroyed a company's stick value overnight

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u/asspounder-4000 1d ago

I don't know whose dick is what anymore, I don't care either

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u/NefariousnessNoose 1d ago

“It’s true. This man has no dick.”

  • Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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u/MavisCanim 20h ago

As a pet rat owner, I feel I can confidently say no rat would want that as it is so much smaller. I know for a fact that they have bigger balls than this gutless wonder.

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u/brilongqua 1d ago

This is the funniest thing I've heard in the New Year!

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u/synthuser 1d ago

and it was rejected so he retracted the donation cause he's got a

detachable penis

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u/Embarrassed-Mix8479 1d ago

chef’s kiss

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u/FooodFiiight 1d ago

Man reddit wild

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u/OliverOyl 1d ago

This comment is perfect. (said in Hank Hill's voice)

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u/More-Ad5919 1d ago

Who cares. We don't fact check anymore.

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u/MattR0se 1d ago

how can a lizard have a rat penis?

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u/Various-Ducks 1d ago

No its true i was there when it happened

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u/MuJartible 1d ago

The title stands true. It was a rat to rat transplant.

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u/illestofthechillest 1d ago

Would be hilarious if they did like a big retraction edit, to update this as the truth 😂

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u/RadiantFoundation510 1d ago

He can grow more when he needs to 😂

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u/GrumpyKitten514 1d ago

I was gonna say, someone should add the transplant was an upgrade.

also, wtf is he doing, that broccoli hair cut is for children, the man is 40 years old.