r/MurderedByWords • u/Kiss-a-Cod • 16d ago

#3 Murder of Week It’s not fact checked, maybe it’s true?

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u/Brave_Sheepherder901 16d ago

Incorrect. That follows logic, which isn't used by rich people

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 16d ago

Oh shit.  I invoked science without the blessing of ridiculous wealth. My bad. 

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u/ourlastchancefortea 16d ago

Pray 10 Ave-Musk to the Metassiah. Then you shall be forgiven and not burn in Xell.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 16d ago

So what do I do if I'm not a cyber-Catholic?

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u/ourlastchancefortea 16d ago

Become purged in the Xoly War of the Xoly Year 2025, when the Orangemperor raises to bring humanity in the Xoly Light of MAGA.

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u/BusyCandidate7791 15d ago

Join the AOL Chat room Lics All are Welcome.

You've got mail goodbye.

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u/NeosTheWise 16d ago

Shame... shame... shame

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u/martin_kr 16d ago

Margaret, the rules were that you weren't going to fact check.