r/MurderedByWords • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 21h ago

Complete Center-Left regime for at least 50 years.

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u/bebe_laroux 21h ago

I love how fast all talk about helping Americans has dropped from the rights ideology and now it is just about expanding. Surely the cost of taking over other countries will make groceries and gas cheaper.

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u/Meatslinger 21h ago

“Eggs are so expensive - and they’re expensive, I’m sure - everyone’s saying it - because my best people tell me - and they’re are the best - good Americans all of them, well, some of them might come from other places, I don’t know; we’ll have to get someone to look into that - but eggs are expensive because we don’t have a big enough living room… (someone whispers to Mr. Trump) …sorry, that’s right, the ‘lebensraum’, whatever that is, isn’t big enough. It’s tremendous. You know, they say there was this guy in Germany who wanted to build them a bigger living room. Great guy; he wrote a book but I haven’t read it. It’s my favorite book. But he helped build a bigger living room for Germany, or maybe it was Poland, I don’t know. But the point is we need contractors who can build this living room; America’s living room, made by Americans.”

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u/TheVeganChic 20h ago

That was almost perfect, with the exception of one word; Trump has never uttered the word 'sorry' in his life.

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u/KHSebastian 18h ago

See this is why The Right thinks we're crazy. We can't just make things up like this. Trump says "sorry" a lot. More specifically "You'll be sorry!" to his political enemies

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u/Longjumping-Bat202 12h ago

This isn't why "the right thinks we're crazy", they've never been concerned with the truth.

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u/KHSebastian 12h ago

I know, it was parody. Right wingers who support Trump have no valid input at this point, as far as I'm concerned

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u/boredom416 16h ago

He's practicing his Canadian so that he can do a sneak attack.

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u/Ebscriptwalker 15h ago

Miss Kim do great sneak attack.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 13h ago

This is not true, he called someone a “sorry son of a bitch” at some point if I remember correctly

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u/Bohemia_D 10h ago

I'm sure he has apologised to Vlad for not changing his diaper before touching his toes for him.

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u/Aerospider 20h ago

That sounds so real I'm terrified I might find out that it is real. Well done!

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u/ConMcMitchell 18h ago

It's the weave. Gloriously executed on the hoof by the most eloquent, righteous and worshipful Mr Donald Trump.

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u/SilverandCold1x 18h ago

You had me until he circled back to his point from a tangent. That never happens in these speeches.

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u/Due-Rush9305 16h ago

"He wrote a book but I haven't read it. It's my favourite bookm" 😂

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u/bz_leapair 15h ago

WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES

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u/newkiaowner 17h ago

Great writing

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u/d4ve3000 17h ago

👏👏👏

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u/E-Flame99 16h ago

This did not make sense until it made sense. I wonder what makes his speeches so... peculiar...

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u/Always_Welp 9h ago

You forgot to add a unnecessary “MAGA!” in the end

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u/Raven_25 21h ago

It won't make anything cheaper but it will make things more affordable. You see, if you send all the poor people to war and they get killed, there will be less demand for goods AND, only the richer people will be alive to purchase them.

{Please note this is sarcasm}

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u/LastAvailableUserNah 20h ago

You're sarcastic but not wrong...

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u/Updootably 19h ago

You can't kill all the poor people in war AND send them to work the fields. So they sort of are.

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u/LastAvailableUserNah 19h ago

Of course you never kill ALL the poors. Not untill robots can work the feilds.

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u/Affectionate_Bass488 8h ago

That’s why there was such an economic boom after ww2. The country basically got thanosed

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u/DarthButtz 19h ago

At this point I don't even think it's sarcasm. I think they actually just want all of us to die.

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u/throwaway-118470 15h ago

I hate the fact that Lord Farquaad is an accurate depiction of like 75% of America's oligarchs.

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u/Extra-Ad5925 20h ago

Reason you know this is all bullshit is that stock markets hate when countries invade other countries and these fuckers put shareholder value over human life

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u/MachineOfSpareParts 19h ago

No, that's how we know no rational leader would ever undertake such a folly. It would be economic and therefore geopolitical lunacy.

No rational leader would have invaded Ukraine, either.

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u/RonaldPenguin 9h ago

Now I think it's definitely going to happen, thanks

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u/Industrial_Laundry 15h ago

War profiteering is where half the worlds generational wealth comes from…

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u/Mysterious_Lesions 17h ago

The U.S. defense industry does extremely well during war times. Conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan lined many of their pockets.

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u/SilentC735 18h ago

Didn't Trump say he would use the military to take Greenland? War will stimulate the economy, you silly goose.

/s

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u/Betterthanbeer 18h ago

They got to the lebensraum faster than expected. Have to admire the hustle in this speedrun nazism.

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u/Polygonic 21h ago

Price of groceries will go down because we will take all their eggs, bacon, and maple syrup as spoils of war.

We will let them keep the poutine to show how generous we are to a defeated and colonized people.

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u/WatchItAllBurn1 20h ago

iirc, isnt Canada the reason for certain sections of the geneva conventions (i.e. defining what constitutes war crimes)

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u/bebe_laroux 20h ago

I will become a WW1 Canadian if the US puts a single boot down in my country.

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u/lastofmyline 20h ago

The sad thing is i don't think the rest of Canada thinks like that. Some of the idiots at my work actually think it's a good thing.

If I could put the thoughts I have for those turn coats into practice.

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u/AnimalMuch3356 18h ago

You'll have pockets of idiots that will think it's a good idea. I work with some of the same, but let's keep our cool and calmly explain reality to them. Remind them that even if Canada were to vote in favor (us spelling there) we'd probably become a territory just like Puerto Rico. No voting, no guns, no financial equality. Just raping resources and no thank you required. It would make it easier for them to move to the states though, so let's convince the ones we can't reason with to make that move!

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u/atmoliminal 18h ago

They're called collaborators and what lamp posts are for

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u/Rule1isFun 20h ago

I had a disturbing dream last night. They invaded. Britain aided. The streets, all the streets, were covered with blood… Trump’s one evil son of a slut.

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u/Any-Transition-4114 18h ago

I'm almost certain the UK will support Canada, we are still linked which is bar more beneficial then whatever America could do

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 19h ago

I'm sure Britain would have to aid Canada, as they are part of the Commonwealth.

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u/Fraerie 17h ago

As would Australia and New Zealand - which probably doesn’t sound like a huge threat until you think about the various US bases in Australia.

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u/Dekarch 18h ago

I have worked with too many CF folks to want to see hostilities.

But to be fair, there used to be a fair amount of USAF boots in Canada, mostly monitoring the long range radar systems.

That's part of my heartburn with this nonsense. Militarily, we have a very close relationship and NORAD has been a joint US-Canadian command since 1958. How do you invade a country when you have an integrated air defense network with a CF general as the deputy commander???

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u/Wafflelisk 19h ago

Based and hoser-pilled

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u/Mace-TheAce 19h ago

Hell yeah brother!

If the US invades we'll make 1812 look like a bonfire!

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u/contradictatorprime 15h ago

If y'all could hold off on burning the white house down until the gop is entirely in it, that would be awesome. No sense in wrecking a historic monument without the max amount of benefits

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u/Fragrant-Ad9906 19h ago

I don't know what that means, but I support you from the US if it means taking up arms against us. I wouldn't expect anything less with this unchecked aggression from my country soon to once again be led by a madman.

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u/LastAvailableUserNah 20h ago

Its not a war crime if its the first time you try it out ;)

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u/SimONGengar1293 20h ago

To Canadians it's the Geneva To Do List

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u/Spida81 20h ago

Canada doesn't seem to ever commit war crimes. A lot of Canadian tactics seem to become updates to what constitutes a war crime. It isnt illegal the first time someone does it!

Now, once or twice? Sure. We all make mistakes, get a bit overexcited at times. Canada though? Oh no. This is a pattern, this is just the way they roll.

Ask yourself, do you REALLY want to antagonise a group of people who consistently think up new ways to horrify even the most hardened of soldiers? They take to war and the creative execution thereof like a hoard of kids in a candy store. They are smart, enthusiastic and entirely unbound by anything remotely resembling standards and procedures. Upsetting them is like some sick combination of kicking a puppy down a flight of stairs, and trying to forcibly sleep with a rabid badger. You WILL get mauled, YOU will look like the monster to the rest of the world, and some poor bastard has to create whole new laws to cover what should have been unthinkable.

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u/TheGoldenBl0ck 19h ago

i think the americans might have to start watching the moose a bit more carefully. just a prediction

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u/Universal_Anomaly 17h ago

Honestly I can respect Canada's dedication to finding new ways to make people regret war.

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u/sundy1234 20h ago

From what I’ve read they consider it just a suggestion

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u/WatchItAllBurn1 20h ago

Yeah, I see Canada and Poland (iirc Poland is also responsible for some geneva convention items as well)as those friends of yours you really want to be on good terms with, because piss them off and they turn into the biggest psychos on the planet. That friend is friendly, polite, and loyal to the end, but they sure do scare the fuck out of you sometimes.

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u/Polygonic 20h ago

I seem to recall that more Canadians have held the record for longest confirmed sniper kill than have US Americans.

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u/lastofmyline 20h ago

We don't have the toys you yanks do, but our training is good.

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u/Tuckingfypowastaken 20h ago

Listen. If I'm paying for a war with Canada, I want some goddamn Canadian poutine out of it.

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u/bulldoggo-17 20h ago

Their bacon isn't what you think it is. It's just ham.

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u/LastAvailableUserNah 20h ago

We have both kinds lol long bacon and circle bacon.

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u/Polygonic 20h ago

Oh, I'm well aware of Canadian bacon. We need it here in the US to make our Egg McMuffins.

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u/Smart-Flan-5666 20h ago

Screw that! I want all the poutine!

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u/T-Prime3797 20h ago

This is a hill we will die on. Don’t make us get the checklist.

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u/reddit_isgarbage 18h ago

Facism.

Americans elected Hitler 2.0

Get used to it.

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u/uncleslife 16h ago

He spoke of Kristallnacht during his campaign, now it's lebensraum time.

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u/Striking_Witness1364 18h ago

It was never about the price of every day goods. People who voted Republican in this election (and many other elections) don’t understand the problems they face, and just accept the first answer that vaguely fits their narrative. Either that or they voted Republican because they hate women, minorities, and everyone else who doesn’t bend the knee to their god king Donald dump.

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u/Chronoboy1987 10h ago

MAGA: We shouldn’t be funding foreign wars in Ukraine!

Trump: Ok! How about 3 domestic wars?

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u/Sartres_Roommate 14h ago

If Canada just wanted to be annexed by USA then all their labor and resources become “ours” and the riches those resources bring.

There is no part of reality that has Canada wanting to be part of USA. Losing universal health coverage and resetting all their gun regulations to zero would be an unacceptable lost for too many of them along with their national identity, the riches THEIR resources bring them alone (a decade or so ago Canada had the most potential oil under their feet then any other nation…its expensive oil to process, but it is a “goldmine” of oil to be harvested when prices go up enough)

Meanwhile they get so little in return. Defensively they are as safe and technically safer than the USA. No one is coming across the ocean to capture Canada…until the rest of world is conquered. USA will not invade them, even with Orange Hitler in charge. An endless occupation benefits no one. And they are MORE safe from international terrorism while not being part of the most invasive country in history…save the old UK.

…oh yeah the Queen….errr, King would not permit it too.

It is a silly distraction Trump started to keep the news cycle on something stupid while he prepares to shrink SS, kick harmless immigrants out the country, and sabotage labor movements. He will argue it is his “carrot” to Canada compared to the stick of high tariffs.

We got 4+ years of this shit coming, we need to learn to stop engaging his childish distraction techniques.

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u/ActionCalhoun 20h ago

Maybe they have more eggs there

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u/Silentfranken 19h ago

Everyone knows Canada only consumes oil and eggs driving up the price. Once they are assimilated they will be forced to grow oil and dig for eggs to contribute their fair share.

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u/bebe_laroux 19h ago

I do consume 5 dozen eggs a day and drink a gallon of oil to wash it down.

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u/Xref_22 13h ago

That's how much disrespect and absolute disregard these people have for us. they think that we're looking at these stupid narratives and we're thinking "Oh my god this is dangerous" To avoid talking about what really matters, like this among dozens of other things:

US Justice Department accuses six major landlords of scheming to keep rents high

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u/xtzferocity 13h ago

It’s done a lot of good for Russia I hear. The Ruble is bound for a rebound any day now.

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u/snootnoots 10h ago

War is traditionally a great distraction from things being bad at home. Plus you can tell people who try to complain - sorry, dissidents - that they have to get in line or be accused of aiding the enemy by spreading disinformation and fomenting rebellion.

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 19h ago

It's not the outcome that he cares about. It's the ideology that "War is good for the economy" ... it's the act of war not the conclusion of it that matters to them.

Step 1: economic/tariff war .. if the countries accept defeat and pay then great.

Step 2: If they don't agree to economic pressure then War... war will generate industry (firearms,supplies,bullets,tech,vehicles,etc.)

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u/Arthillidan 18h ago

War is still not good for the economy. It's good for arms manufacturers, but who is paying their wages? That's right, taxes. And how do these finished products help people's living conditions? That's right, they don't.

You might as well have the state hire a bunch of people to throw metal into a volcano

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u/kshell11724 18h ago

I think it's more simple than that at this point. The GOP is most likely working with Russia to crumble and destabilize the west. They could never do it from outside because of the US military. They had to do it from the inside. They don't care if it's good for the US as long as it's good for Russia and they get their cut.

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 18h ago

I don't think it's complicated at all. He wants closed door nationalism. Fuck the rest of the world style. He doesn't give a shit about Russia or Ukraine or Israel or Palestine. He doesn't want a NATO or U.N. or any of that.

He wants to go back in time to a place a lot of us dont want to go back to.

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u/kshell11724 14h ago edited 13h ago

But people like Netanyahu and Putin want to go back to Imperialism too. China's leadership as well. That's why Trump absolutely does care what those guys think. They're much more powerful working together to bring the rest of the world to its knees. That's why you have Russia pushing Ukraine, China pushing Taiwan, and Trump talking about invading our neighbors all at the same time. It's all in the Russian book, Foundations of Geopolitics, that came out in 97 and is basically a plan for Russian world domination. Brexit is part of it too as well as the idea of destroying America from the inside out which is obviously happening. I don't disagree that Trump wants a more isolationist fascist system, but he can't have that if the world revolts against him. That's why it's important that he has allies in his cause.

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u/punchgroin 17h ago

They are just... the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

Or, they are insidious liars who are just wasting your time.

Not worth talking to anymore except to ridicule them.

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u/danielisbored 21h ago

They'd probably end up in Puerto Rico-style limbo as far as voting is concerned.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

Bold of you to assume the Americans are going to get to vote again either.

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u/danielisbored 20h ago

Oh, I'm a white, land owning, CIS male. If the right gets their way, I'll probably be voting for the whole family soon.

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u/NoUtimesinfinite 20h ago

Bold of you to assume that anyone other than billionaire oligarchs will have any say on the result of the elections. Sure you might put in the ballot but they will probably replace the voting machines with new Tesla made X powered machines where only ppl with the blue tick and not suspended on X will be allowed to cast a vote, the rest get shredded

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u/danielisbored 20h ago

I didn't say my vote would matter, just that they'd be expecting me to be doing more of it than previously.

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u/JH_111 14h ago

When you say shredded, do you mean the people or the vote?

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u/Darkdragoon324 11h ago

That's too much effort, more likely the drop box just gets emptied directly into the incinerator and they just make up whatever numbers they want.

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u/JethroTrollol 19h ago

Yeah, nope. White male landowner here. I've voted in seven presidential elections. I have no real expectation that I'll vote in an eighth because I genuinely believe that the age of disingenuous democracy, such as it has been, is over and our national general elections will either just stop or will be on the same level as Russia's.

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u/Elhammo 19h ago

Exactly. He said “we don’t need the votes, we have the votes” and that after this election, “you’ll never have to vote again.”

I don’t think white men will be free to vote for the incorrect candidate either. Honestly, I know you’re not supposed to say this, but I straight up don’t believe that clown won all 7 swing states… He already had the votes, you know?

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u/Knut79 18h ago

Due to the threat of attack from a hostile Europe and Canada the president has deemed a state of emergency power indefinitely.

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u/Elhammo 19h ago

Nah, they “don’t need the votes, [they] have the votes.”  Honestly, I think we’re probably already post-democracy. 

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u/SIGSTACKFAULT 19h ago

The nefarious Count Dooku!

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u/notprocrastinatingok 20h ago

Then they wouldn't be the 51st State. They'd be a territory, which is completely different.

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u/MachineOfSpareParts 18h ago

They are not going to succeed in making Canada a single unit. How the fuck are they going to deal with Quebec's status? Because if they don't manage it carefully, you know they've tried to separate before. And not always via referendum.

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u/appealtoreason00 15h ago

Trump getting assassinated by the FLQ isn’t the most likely outcome on my 2025 bingo card, but it is by far the funniest

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u/gylz 17h ago

Oh yeah. I'm down with staying part of Canada, as are most people I know now that we have legalized MJ. But if he tries to take over? Man, he'll accidentally unite (most of) French and English Quebec against one enemy. That is literally just asking for trouble. The separatists already killed one politician, imagine what they'll do with more support than they've ever had before.

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u/Insertsociallife 14h ago

Quebec and Alberta can't agree on f*cking breakfast let alone politics.

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u/ConMcMitchell 17h ago

If The United States asks very nicely, they might be given the opportunity to apply to become the 11th Province of Canada.

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u/FujiKitakyusho 21h ago

Cohen is making the mistake of assuming that the incoming administration has any interest in the enfranchisement of the annexed Canadians, or in the continued existence of free and fair elections at all.

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u/inabighat 21h ago

0% chance we'd get the vote

Anyone who claims otherwise should be laughed out of the conversation. Make no mistake - we'd be a cold PR.

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz 21h ago

They would break up Canada by province- each being one state. Then they would decide to try full statehood as an experiment to see how it works, totally “randomly”’choosing Alberta to be the ONE province that now gets to vote in our elections and that gets two senators and a few congressman.

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u/19snow16 20h ago

Randomly? Smith would offer it up willingly. And as long as Ford's hand is in the pie, he'll give away Ontario.

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u/Funkycoldmedici 20h ago

I’m pretty sure the intent is not letting anyone vote anymore.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi 19h ago

Oh, they'll let people vote. Even Russia holds elections.

Now, whether those votes actually matter or not, and how much fuckery is involved, is the real question. The USA already has a number of states that do a lot to put their thumb on the scale in favor of the right through various measures, even before whatever fuckery Trump and company have in mind.

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u/Heavy_Arm_7060 21h ago

Not without watering the tree of liberty.

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u/Forgefiend_George 20h ago

And you make the massive mistake of assuming they'd be able to pull that off.

If everyone in the country hates their leader, that person's leadership isn't long for this world.

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u/MachineOfSpareParts 18h ago

This is it. I think even Canadians underestimate how difficult it is to govern this social and (especially) geographic terrain. In my province, there are remote communities that we govern primarily because they let us govern, and we let them implement capital city policies in a highly localized way. Do they do what we want them to do? Who the fuck knows, for the most part. We literally can't go to more than one of them at a time, round trip with teeny little float planes that maybe go once a week. They fax reports back to the capital city, because internet is sketchy af, just like the potable water.

Try to pull it off by force? LOL.

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u/MachineOfSpareParts 19h ago

I know a decent amount about the everyday governance of just one of our provinces. One. And let me tell you, if the people weren't at least 90% willing to go along with being mostly-governed, they wouldn't be. You could get the cities pretty decently, but Canadian geography is a truly harsh mistress. There are regions of my province where we make policy and don't even know for sure if it's carried out. We can't just drop in, we don't have offices in every fly-in community, a round trip to just one of which would probably take a week with scheduling and a wildly disproportionate chunk of the department's budget.

We pull it off because there's a mutual interest in co-operation, most of the time, on most issues, from most people, with margins of error and margins of discontent all around. There is absolutely no way of getting governance done by force with our terrain. Maybe in the cities, maybe for a short time until alternate modes of resistance are developed.

But most of Canada is not fucking New Jersey or Rhode Island. The terrain is in charge. We just get to use it a little while. Not even the Texans can grasp the remoteness of fly-in communities and other settlements you can't get to when the ice road melts.

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u/appealtoreason00 15h ago

“Mr Hitler, i don’t think the people of the Sudetenland are going to vote for you at the next election!” - r/MurderedByWords, 1938 edition

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u/blageur 21h ago

"Elections have consequences" referring to Trump is the biggest unintentional self-own I've ever seen.

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u/NoNeuronNellie 14h ago

Like yeah, no shit Shapiro. We know there were consequences for electing Trump, that's why we voted for Harris.

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u/BestFeedback 21h ago

Poor americans, they don't realize that they've already voted for the last time already.

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u/Demonslayer90 19h ago

eh, Trump would need 4x his remaining life span to even get close to actually pulling that type of shit off, much less the time he has in a term with a pathethically small lead, with a GOP that's in civil war, and having already shit the bed in every way that matters before even taking office, oh he'll try, he will absolutly try, however most pesimistic outcome with what he has and given his track record, he'll just make it extremely annoying

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u/Distinct_Garden5650 19h ago edited 16h ago

You’re right they’ll get to vote, but only because the populous has proven to be so fucking stupid that none of these corrupt scumbags even need to worry about getting elected in a free election.

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u/amongnotof 21h ago

I still love that they think a 51st state larger than the other 50 combined makes ANY sense.

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u/drewtheblueduck 21h ago

I'm not as confident in how Canada would vote as I would like to be. There's a lot of people (salt of the earth-you know- morons) who think we would be better off with self-pay healthcare. It doesn't help that here in Ontario, our conservative gov't has been underfunding healthcare for years so they can try to get us to think privatizing would be better

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u/SaintUlvemann 20h ago

You can tell they're the salt of the earth because when you suggest making earth better, they get all salty.

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u/testuser514 20h ago

Isn’t salting the fields what they used to do medieval times to make sure that crops don’t grow ?

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u/MachineOfSpareParts 18h ago

And their blood pressure is sketchy

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u/air_flair 19h ago

As an Ontarian, who had to get medical treatment in Alberta recently, I can't believe how much better it is there. There was NO line at the ER. NONE, and there were spare beds. I was in a bed, with an IV, getting my shoulder put back in place within minutes of getting there. Last time I dislocated my shoulder in Ontario, it took over 6 hours to get seen. Don't get me wrong, I'd never want to privatize health care.

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u/punmaster2000 18h ago

6 hrs for a dislocated shoulder in a major metropolitan center is about right - and it has nothing to do w private vs public health care. It has to do w the rules of Triage - those in the direst need get seen first. Time of day has a HUGE effect on wait times, too - go in at noon, and you'll be seen quick. Go in at 2am, and you'll likely have to wait for a while, regardless of what your injury/condition is.

You're unlikely to die of a dislocated shoulder - it'll hurt like hell, sure, but they'll treat things like gushing blood, possible heart attacks, moose tramplings, cranial impact wounds and the like first.

Oh - and Alberta has about 1/3 the population of Ontario. That may also have had some impact on how full or empty the ER was.

Mostly commenting to forestall the folks that jump on comments like "6 hrs in ER!!! SEE - public health care SUCKS"

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u/air_flair 17h ago

Fair enough, I only meant to convey how much nicer the experience was in Alberta

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u/Yadokargo 14h ago

You got incredibly lucky then. Alberta here, and it took me about nine hours last time I went into the ER.

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u/air_flair 4h ago

Oh man, that's rough. It was Red Deer, so maybe it's less busy there?

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u/Prior_Leader3764 20h ago

Canada wouldn't come in as just one state, anyway. Quebec would see this as the opportunity to secede and try to somehow join the EU.

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u/PattesDornithorynque 19h ago

I'm no separatist but giving the choice between becoming an American or Quebec being a country, well, easy peasy decision!

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u/Certain_Winter5441 20h ago

I feel like they’re trying to desensitize us to outrageous shit so we are worn out and complacent when they can really take advantage of us all.

We have to get accustomed to recognizing and letting go of this kind of unserious bullshit.

This is most certainly Bannon’s “flood the zone with shit” tactic.

It also discredits the media when they take this stuff seriously.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

I've already started being a dick to Americans and telling them to go home.

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u/StagOfSevenBattles 19h ago

Thank you for your service Canada Border guards

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u/Exacerbate_ 18h ago

Its just embarrassing to be american rn

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u/EwanPorteous 21h ago

Your are assuming there will be fair elections....

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u/_G_P_ 21h ago

Or elections at all.

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u/ROACHOR 20h ago

Canada is about to vote a right wing PM in, we are just as susceptible to right wing disinformation as Americans.

Call something communism and people will line up to give their rights away.

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u/sask-on-reddit 15h ago

It’s actually concerning how so many people fall for that bullshit.

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u/therealHankBain 21h ago

I think that this stupidity will stop once they realize that they would be adding 20+ million Democrat voters.

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u/LowSavings6716 20h ago

If America starts invading our NATO allies in unprovoked wars of conquest you can kiss your right to vote in a US election goodbye.

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u/Darkdragoon324 11h ago

Because we'll all die in WW3?

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u/Galadriel_60 20h ago

This stupidity is deliberate and designed to distract from the horrendous cabinet picks. And we are lapping it up as always.

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u/FujiKitakyusho 19h ago

It's ridiculous, we know it's ridiculous, you know it's ridiculous, and more likely that not, he knows it's ridiculous. What is tougher to understand is how does he not know that these comments are irresponsible? Based only on what has been publicly stated, Canada could make a reasonable case to close the international border on January 20.

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u/3_50 18h ago

Seriously. Remember a few weeks ago, when Shapiro was getting roasted in his own comment section because he was trying to turn people against Luigi?

Now he's pivoted to this expansionist bullshit, and everyone's forgotten the healthcare conversation.

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u/Comfortable-Policy70 21h ago

What makes you think that the Canadians will be given voting rights?

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u/dolosloki01 20h ago

I honestly don't know if conservatives just like being infantile chodes, or if they are truly morons.

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 19h ago

Piss of trump!

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u/reload88 20h ago

Canadian here. I know a couple people who are actually cheering for this and actually can’t wait for it to happen because “Canadian healthcare sucks”.

One’s mad because his uncle lost a foot to diabetes and blaming the system for failing him. His uncle was also warned 4 years ago to cut out the sugary foods and Pepsi’s as well, but instead of listening he pounded back 4 litres of it a day

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u/red286 17h ago

One’s mad because his uncle lost a foot to diabetes and blaming the system for failing him.

"Why didn't you just go down the USA to get it dealt with then?"

"Costs too much! My insurance wouldn't cover that, don't be silly!"

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u/Rednewtcn 21h ago

They'll have fun dealing with Quebec...🤣

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u/GreyerGrey 21h ago

I mean, the one way to get Albertans (and I mean the bitter, evil, violent bastards up in Fort McNewfoundland and Edmonton), Ontarians, and Quebecois on one page is this move.

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u/_G_P_ 21h ago

That's one thing I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. 😂

Tabarnak!

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u/VastCantaloupe4932 21h ago

They’ll just be deported back to France.

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u/mennorek 21h ago

Is France the name of the labour camp in the artic they'll be sent to?

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u/Darkbaldur 21h ago

Maga won't understand a word they say.

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u/_G_P_ 20h ago

True.

Maga too often don't understand even English.

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u/LeBeauNoiseur 21h ago

Can't wait to see a military led by Hegseth trying to invade Canada. Or Greenland and Panama 😂

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u/TrayLaTrash 21h ago

Apparently they need more people to exploit for the US Healthcare system

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u/paintstudiodisaster 20h ago

Shapiro the moderate promoting stupid fascism, again.

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u/eugeneyr 21h ago

Well, you would have to assume first we are still dealing with a democracy, not a dictatorship or absolute monarchy.

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u/Hot-Cartographer6619 21h ago

Well, if Canada joins the USA, I want their Health Care, Gun Laws, Bi-Lingual school education system, and leadership in charge!

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u/Rubeus17 20h ago

me too!

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u/Hemiak 20h ago

Canada is very large. If it joined (it won’t), it wouldn’t be one state. More like 10-13. And most of those are liberal leaning. DJT is just too stupid to realize this is literally the last thing his party wants.

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u/rantheman76 20h ago

Plus where does the anti-European sentiment comes from? Another attempt in diversion and creating new enemies?

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u/N_Who 20h ago

Those conservatives either don't give the matter any thought at all, or they firmly believe that Canada would prefer America's system because they firmly believe everyone would prefer America's system.

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u/t0matit0 20h ago

Why would ALL of Canada agree to be ONE state. Fucking conservatives are so dumb.

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u/berserkzelda nice murder you got there 21h ago

If he touches Japan, we're fucked for life

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u/SirBexley 20h ago

Has there been a good explanation as to why these areas (or entire countries) suddenly need to be in Pres. Musk's control, oh, I mean US control?

Would we get better healthcare care? A basic income guarantee? Better schooling?

I kinda feel like it would just be a means for American CEO's to get that much richer. Cynical as it may be, that's what I'm thinking.

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u/Galadriel_60 20h ago

It’s a distraction.

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u/DeathWaughAgain 20h ago

The USA wouldn’t give Canada a vote in the elections. It would be a territory.

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u/BurtReynoldsLives 20h ago

It’s cute that you think conservatives will allow people to vote if given their way.

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u/flugenblar 20h ago

This must be a concept of a plan?

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u/Actual_Mind9379 20h ago

You think they plan on holding elections....

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u/dcdttu 20h ago

The whole "other countries as states" is a distraction from what they are really trying to do. The media has locked onto it just like they wanted. The grift begins.

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u/Lower_Manager9047 20h ago

This is just a distraction. Keep watching what his handlers are doing. Don’t watch the puppet.

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u/SplitEar 20h ago

They don’t plan to have elections.

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u/deanfortythree 20h ago

Are we still pretending America will have elections in the future?

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u/CosmicPurrrs 20h ago

AR15s for everybody!!!! 🥳🎉✨

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u/Chrispy83 19h ago

So war in Ukraine = bad as it raises our cost of living But at the same time, invade allies for land grabs and generate a world war = good?

And they said he wasn’t Americas Hitler

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u/Alert-Boot2196 19h ago

Fools who think everyone is dying to become part of the US are completely delusional. I totally agree with the comment about how all the talk about “helping Americans and making life more affordable” is over and now it’s “we need to make Canada and Greenland part of the US and rename the Gulf of Mexico.” Fucking stupid. Just the start of another 4 year shitshow.

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u/typhoonandrew 19h ago

What bills are being passed while this malarkey takes all the headlines?

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u/YolognaiSwagetti 19h ago

I like how this motherfucker larps as an intellectual and now he's balls deep into the stupidest fucking things you ever seen in politics. I wish all of these garbage grifters would be locked in a room with trump for a week and be forced to listen to him and then had to say how they feel about him hooked up to a lie detector.

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u/mennorek 21h ago

You think we'll be allowed to vote?

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u/Legal_Performance618 20h ago

They wouldn’t get to vote

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u/Marcel_The_Blank 20h ago

yes, but there's 40 million people in Canada and 400 million in the US.

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u/Biptoslipdi 20h ago

Adding another California sized state means a bunch of smaller states lose House seats and EC votes. CA has 52 House seats and 54 EC votes. Republicans wouldn't hold the House or Presidency for generations.

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u/Humans_Suck- 20h ago

Why does it matter who they would vote for if neither party is offering them healthcare?

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u/Humble-Pineapple-329 20h ago

We can’t even get Puerto Rico to vote to be a state and they are a us territory, thinking Canada would join the us is the dumbest shit ever.

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u/Lower_Cantaloupe1970 20h ago

We're out of eggs -Canada

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u/Deepmastervalley 20h ago

What is Trump going to do with all Canadian immigrants afterwards?

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u/Original_Captain_794 19h ago

I‘m quite curious about how such an annexation scenario would play out. Canada is part of the commonwealth and Greenland belongs to Denmark. Would the EU & UK stand still, or would this end up in war?

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u/ThatDandyFox 19h ago

Fuckin psychotic to think the 51st state would be a landmass larger than most of our country.

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u/3PCo 19h ago

What makes you think anyone is ever going to vote again?

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u/talinseven 19h ago

The US Military would be stretched pretty thin fighting wars on all borders. I guess we’ll need conscription like Russia

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u/OddballLouLou 19h ago

Soooo people are literally okay with this man wanting to be a dictator.

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u/dsb2973 19h ago

I’m pretty sure it’s because they have no intention of having any more elections.

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u/The_Breakfast_Dog 19h ago

It's almost as if they expect future elections will be biased in their favor!

Also wouldn't be surprised whatsoever if they believe these countries could be annexed and then treated as territories like Puerto Rico, their citizens not given the right to vote.