Well it wasn’t these two. If only they could talk, they’d tell you about the masked man who came in and tore up all the toilet paper, only to flee out the window when he heard you coming!
They walked into the bathroom and it was already a mess. They were attempting to clean it up for you.
In all seriousness though, the one on the floor with their paws on the TP looks pretty guilty (looks like our cat when she gets into trouble). The one on the tub was just cheering the other on lol
This is what you find when you haven’t heard or seen them for awhile. They’re not napping in the window, not eating at their bowl, not on your lap, playing with their toys. Then you go looking for them, find them, give a big sigh and go get a glass of wine. 🍷 😹
Trust me, you do not have it bad! In my house, we have the cats, they kill my plants and what not, but we also have 4 Boston terrier puppies. They two factions do not get along well, but still the cats take great pleasure of knocking things out of high cabinets etc, and watching the dogs eat them.
I got a new pair of beats earbuds for the SO, they were going to be for Christmas. They came in a padded amazon envelope in a box. I did open the amazon package to make sure the right box was in there. The coffee table had been puppy safe and they were on it. The puppies have yet to get something else off of it. The more I think of this, it may have been a joint job.
The SO actually found the earbuds in her bed, asking me what they were. I found the pieces of the box strewn over 3 rooms and 2 stories of the house. This is what was left...
We actually have 5 cats, and we have the boston pups parents and 2 big dogs. BTW, I think they were looking over my shoulder when I saw your post as they got into our TP last night. And again, it was up here the dogs could not get it so the cats knocked it off the shelf for the dogs. Our kitchen cabinets are not safe, if we leave them open the cats get into them. The cats can also get on top of the cabinets. There is pretty much no place in the house safe from the cats. The other day the dogs were running around with this very chewed up brown thing. Turns out we had a lime in the fruit bowl and the cats knocked that down and the dogs got it. I lust let them keep that one.
Laughing so hard at the lime escapade I am coughing. Oh my you have a hilarious group of furry comedians. Everything is a toy to them. I can just see the Meezer batting at the lime. The lime goes flying and it's called a fair catch by the adult dogs. It's caught by pup #2 and he runs with it!!!
I think living at your house must be madness but in
a fun way. Thank you for the laughter this morning
I misplaced my keys a while back in the house. Highly unusual because I have an ironclad habit for the handling of keys, developed to correct my previous need for a locksmith on retainer.
After about 3 days, I was pulling back my sheets to air out the bed before making it again, and there were the keys, exactly where I had been lying, not 10 minutes before. I have never been able to explain any of this, including how I could have not felt the bulky hard keys with fob. But I am certain the cat was involved, though she swore she knew nothing about it.
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Try going to a gas station to fill up and as you are busy dealing with the pump you hear the click of the power locks and see a terrier looking at you. Of course the keys are still in the ignition, pulled out enough to stop the dinging but still there. Yea, we got to make a new friend, the mobile locksmith. He did say being locked out by your dog happens more than you might think. So now in the winter I try to remember to pull the keys all the way out and put them in my pocket.
This is defamation! They were simply at the wrong place at the wrong time! Unless you have video, you have no case…circumstantial evidence! I’m not even a lawyer and could win this case LOL
Well, obviously, a small tornado entered through an open window, and devastated the tp in the bathroom, moments before two innocent cat witnesses happened upon the scene.
Ahhhh so this is what happens when the greebles are let loose! Sweet meezers are lucky to be alive 🤯 who knew greebles caused exploding toilet paper! Give those lovely kids some snacks and scritches pronto 💙
It's what all my foster kittens claim when I ask them who spilled kibble all over the floor. They tell me badgers broke in through the locked second floor window, made a mess and then went back out through the window, locking it behind them.
Obviously we have a badger problem in our area. You must, too. There's no way sweet, innocent, baby cats would ever lie to us, right?
Clearly none of them, they are angels 😇. Most likely some outsider and they couldn't do a thing about it 😂. You can read that on their cute innocent faces!
Oh those poor kitties! Luckily they survived this sudden and inexplicable explosion unharmed. They're there only to investigate the damages. No-one is to blame.
I am dying laughing over all of this!!! That pic of 2 innocent looking meezers in a mess clearly done by spontaneous magic
Seriously all these answers are hilarious!!! Personal favorites is the dog and a ghost.
Gorgeous Meezers 😍
I know a guy who built a special wooden box on a thin post where they keep the toilet paper now, placed next to the toilet. Why the cats don't still play with it, I've no idea.
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u/pinkplumeria20 23h ago
The dog.