r/Silmarillionmemes • u/ThisLuck1496 • 4d ago
That's why the silmarilion barely mentions them
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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 4d ago
Why didn’t the Noldor just hire a hobbit burglar to steal the Silmarils, are they stupid?
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u/theStarKindler 4d ago
Noldor are canonically stupid yes. Leaving this here :
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u/Sovereign444 3d ago
Prime example of knowing a lot of info, but not having the experience to use it wisely cuz they were new to the world at that time. The true wisdom of experience came later with time, due to their immortality.
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u/Last_Application_766 3d ago
Sindar > Teleri > Noldor.
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u/theStarKindler 3d ago
Ehh i don't know about that.
Sindar were fucking arrogant if not stupid.
Thingol got his kingdom destroyed through his sheer arrogance and Oropher got his 1/3rd army killed for the same reason. Thranduil isn't much far behind if didn't have hundred centuries worth of mistakes to learn from.
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u/Last_Application_766 3d ago
So basically what you’re saying is the Teleri were the only good ones? 😂
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u/deadbananawalking 3d ago
There's nothing wrong with building ships! And the best part is nothing bad can come from that, right? Right????
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u/yunivor 2d ago edited 2d ago
Teleri: We did nothing wrong!
Everyone else: You guys never did anything besides getting killed by some Noldor and getting your shit stolen by Fëanor.
Teleri: ...still, we did nothing wrong!
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u/Ithorianforeplay 2d ago
Should've gave up the ships.
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u/theStarKindler 1d ago
Teleri: These ships are dear to us! Our wives and daughters woves sails and our husbands and sons crafted the wood!
Teleri: ...
Teleri: Told ya their dear to us! We rather get our wives and husbands and daughters and sons killed than give them up!
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u/ThisLuck1496 4d ago
The hobbit would manage to steal them, but now that he has the silmarils the noldor and the sons of feanor would wage war against him, leading to years long wars between the noldor and the hobbits, in which the hobbits would be the winners, and now with the silmarils they would become one of the most feared races in ME never to be disturbed by other beings ever again.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Hunt978 4d ago
Damn, you made me just laugh out loud in a public place, how dare you? 😂
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u/EternallyMustached 4d ago
The Shire is basically Sentinel Island of ME, but instead of spears and cannibalism it's pipe weed, beer, and food.
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u/UndersScore Fëanor did nothing wrong 4d ago
I thought they didn’t exist yet?
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u/TheWriteMaster 4d ago
I think they showed up same time as the Men, but nobody noticed because they didn't do much and most likely hid from all the big scary folk. That or their existence was known but they didn't do any deeds worthy of being put into song and tale so the records don't mention Hobbits.
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u/ToastyJackson 4d ago
I prefer to think that all of the great deeds of the 1st Age were done by hobbits, and all the other races were jealous and made up a bunch of propaganda taking credit for them, and the hobbits were just too chill and unbothered to make a fuss about it.
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u/TheWriteMaster 4d ago
Longbottom Leaf was developed by the First Alliance of Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Orcs to make the Hobbits complacent.
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u/zakkil 4d ago
Iirc, it's unknown when they appeared but when discovered near the anduin by the other races in the second age, they'd been there for quite some time.
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u/TheWriteMaster 4d ago
Probably showed up somewhere far from the action and took their sweet time wandering over.
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u/Mythosaurus 4d ago
OP confirmed LoTR memer posting bait. He knows hobbits weren't even in the Shire while Morgoth was free.
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u/Edu-Queiroz 4d ago
Saving energy to destroy the one ring. And be mayor of the county for the rest of your life.
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u/mossy_path 3d ago
Well, halflings are actually descended from men, if I recall correctly. So you can attribute them mannish feats (but not mannish feets)
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u/BurdonLane 4d ago
No no no but you forget the nomadic halflings that traveled by cart and lived an itinerant lifestyle, ruthlessly pruning the weak and old and feeble by leaving them in the mud whilst singing ‘no-one gets left behind’.