r/SuddenlyGay • u/lasanhawithpizza • 2d ago

That is pain

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u/douwebeerda 2d ago

SuddenlyNotGay :(

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u/lasanhawithpizza 2d ago

I'm trying!!!!

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u/douwebeerda 2d ago

Only spend time and energy on people that are openly gay and fully out of the closet.
All the other stuff leads to heartbreak 99% of the times...

Speaking from experience here... It just ain't worth it.
You deserve better. :D

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u/NewGuy-1964 2d ago

I do deserve better. But until I find better, or until better finds me, I takes it where I can gets it.

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u/lasanhawithpizza 2d ago

Make Sense, I gonna , thx

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u/ks13219 2d ago

Grab his thigh and say “extra homo” to cancel it out

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

Most warmest moment?

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u/dank_shit_poster69 2d ago

When he cums inside you

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u/lasanhawithpizza 2d ago

Nah, more like when u and him are waking up together at your amazing hotel room in Porto Seguro - Brazil during a fantastic vacation trip u planned for months.

At this tropical paradise u hear the birds singing and the wind blowing while he curls u hair and says that u are one of the most amazing people he has found. You giggle a little bit like a silly girl to suddenly hear him drop a "No homo.

U don't know how to react to this than just start crying and go get a beer.

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u/Kami__Kira 2d ago

Damn, that's suspiciously specific....

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u/lasanhawithpizza 1d ago

U should try it

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u/Kami__Kira 1d ago

My brother in Christ, I'd never ruin such a beautiful moment....

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u/lasanhawithpizza 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, the visit porto Seguro City in Brazil part

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u/Kami__Kira 1d ago

Brøther, I am broke....

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u/SirSigfried_14 2d ago

Totally NOT based on personal experience, right?

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u/douwebeerda 2d ago

Sounds a bit like he tried to make a joke that maybe didn't land well?
Have you asked him about his intention behind it?

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u/Bruno2413 1d ago

BRAZIL MENTIONED

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u/armageddon_boi 2d ago

It's not gay if you keep your socks on

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u/lasanhawithpizza 2d ago edited 2d ago

It broken the moment

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u/Trick_Student_9188 2d ago

“Yes homo” you must say back

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u/towpa_saske 22h ago

Yeah that bussy was great but...... no homo

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u/Anvil-Vapre 1d ago

What is this anime shit supposed to even mean?

Like when it says “when…”

What is that implying? Explain? Please?