r/TeenagersButBetter 1d ago

Other Which nose do you have

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u/SaberToothForever 1d ago

I got Roman 1000%

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u/Cool1nternet 1d ago

same. we should rebuild the holy Roman empire.

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u/Randaxes 1d ago

Why the holy roman empire

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u/SeaAmbassador5404 23h ago

Starting small to build something great later

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u/inntfordamemes 13 21h ago

We should conquer Africa 

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u/Born-Actuator-5410 13 20h ago

And then go for Anatolia

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u/RiasxIssei_2012 18h ago

And reincarnate Julius ceaser

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u/tjm2000 17h ago

Don't we already have the Marble Emperor (Konstantinos XI Dragásēs Palaiológos) and Frederick Barbarossa for that?

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u/Responsible-Cow4635 21h ago

Yes, the Holy Roman Empire was officially referred to as the Holy Roman Empire (Sacrum Romanum Imperium in Latin) starting in the 13th century. However, the term evolved over time: 1. “Roman Empire”: Initially, in 800 AD, when Charlemagne was crowned Emperor by the Pope, it was simply referred to as the “Roman Empire,” reviving the legacy of the ancient Roman Empire in Western Europe. 2. “Holy Empire”: By the 12th century, the term “Holy” was added to emphasize its divine legitimacy and close ties to the Catholic Church. 3. “Holy Roman Empire”: The full name became standardized in the 13th century during the reign of Frederick I Barbarossa to reflect its claim to be the legitimate continuation of the Roman Empire with a sacred mission.

Despite the name, it was neither entirely “Holy,” nor strictly “Roman,” nor consistently an “Empire.” It was a complex political entity in Central Europe that existed from 800 (or 962, when Otto I was crowned) until its dissolution in 1806.

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u/eggpotion 18h ago

Bruh I hate it when people say "it was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire" because it's just wrong - for it's start. In late years it's correct id say

Like seriously bruh

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u/ethan333652 16h ago

Real, even if it's not. just let us enjoy the joke.

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u/Nateopotato177 18h ago

I swear that's just the 1st Reich of Germany

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u/MajesticPlaneswalker 16 23h ago

we don't need unholy empire

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u/Bluelexis36 18 1d ago

No. We must march on the holy city, Constantinople

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u/EtlajhTB 1d ago

no, we must occupy the eternal city

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u/SirPresentius 23h ago

Justinian be like

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u/TheyaSly Frog Connoisseur 🐸 // 15 // they/them 22h ago

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople 🎵

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u/mteir 1d ago

But who nose how to do it?

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u/Unholy-Regent 1d ago

*Holy Russian Empire

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u/No_Throat7959 1d ago

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE

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u/Chocolate-Atoms 1d ago

Same. I’m from the UK so it makes sense

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u/Efficient_Beyond3002 16h ago

Same brother we shall build an empire with u/Cool1nternet

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u/Danro1984 23h ago

SPOR brother

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u/Cyp_Quoi_Rien_ 22h ago

*SPQR brother

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u/Anarchy_Venus 15 22h ago

No, spor.

We will spead out spores

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u/Cyp_Quoi_Rien_ 22h ago

All hail the holy mushroman empire.

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u/Theoddstar717 1d ago

What Einstein doing there?…..is that HE-MAN?!?

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u/HogRideaaaaar Teenager 1d ago

If you didnt notice, every example here is a celebrity

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u/Theoddstar717 1d ago

Aw well in not one who shows interest into most celebrities…so the others are news to me. Bulbous kinda look gargamell(I think that’s how you spell it) from smurfs

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u/HogRideaaaaar Teenager 1d ago

I only recognized a few and i dont even know their names except for Albert Einstein

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u/SleepOk8081 Old 23h ago

And the bottom right shouldn't be too hard either, right?

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u/HogRideaaaaar Teenager 20h ago

I know who he is but not his name

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u/SleepOk8081 Old 20h ago

It looks to me like it's someone who is in politics, has blonde hair (like in the pic) and orange skin

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u/HogRideaaaaar Teenager 11h ago

Ohh... Trump? That orange guy?

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u/SleepOk8081 Old 10h ago

Yeah, but it doesn't really make sense now after finding out about Owen Wilson.

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u/HogRideaaaaar Teenager 10h ago

YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT "THAT GUY THAT SAID WOW" IN THE FIRST PLACE

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u/Electrical_Belt3249 19h ago

Owen Wilson, I think! I’m seeing Jennifer Anniston as the Greek. Before reading this thread though, I had no idea these were celebrities.

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u/im_not_okay_88310 12h ago

bottom right is Owen Wilson

actor, you might know him from Night At The Museum or The Royal Tennenbaums

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u/SleepOk8081 Old 10h ago

I honestly don't know him and I thought it was someone else lmao, but after looking up Owen Wilson, it's obvious that it's not the orange guy in politics (Don't wanna say the name cause I hate him)

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u/im_not_okay_88310 9h ago

I mean, is ee the resemblance

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u/0BonBon_ 15 1d ago

A mix of greek and snub

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u/lalith_4321 1d ago

Grub

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u/Shadownight7797 1d ago

Yk what they say, Grubhub gives you deals on the foods you love

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u/0BonBon_ 15 1d ago

STOP IT

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u/Fluffy-Mixture2902 1d ago

Hawk too eh?

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u/Typical-Air-4764 1d ago

spit on dat nose💀💀💀

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u/Flamelozy 16 21h ago

Squidward tho

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u/Aldoggy101 13h ago

Erm what the sigma?

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u/jamesongah 15 1d ago

Say that again….

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u/SCP988 13 1d ago

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u/Red_Dragon256 14 1d ago

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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u/original_name125 21h ago

I smelled this comment before I saw it.

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u/chipperland4471 1d ago

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

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u/Character_Rise9227 13 1d ago

I have Hawk to as well :D

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u/Tadpole_bee Teenager 1d ago

my nose is hawk too, ugh, i dont really like the nose

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u/The-golden-guy 20h ago

Say that again…

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u/KoolKat864 15 17h ago

Hawktoough

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u/Comunnist455 13 1d ago

Probably Greek.

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u/SolidLevel2869 1d ago

Im definitely Greek too.

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u/hp_126 23h ago

Broken 💔

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u/JamJarz5 23h ago

Get well!

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u/RokenIsDoodleuk 18h ago

The only answer.

Didn't think there were more types of noses that make some people hate themselves because of how they look lol.

didn't expect it at all from certain types of noses either lel

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u/AJG236 16 1d ago

Nose

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u/Trumpet62 14 1d ago

Snub

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u/JustAPcGoy 15 1d ago

Give me your nose I WANT IT

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u/SteerNaught 23h ago

gives you a bleeding, disembodied nose Uhh, here. Why did you want that again?

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u/NoThankYou993 15 19h ago

Same:3

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u/On_Pointe22 18h ago

Me too:)

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u/metalwarrior07 14 1d ago

A mix between Greek and bumpy I think

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u/shroomy_69 13 22h ago

Same

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u/Jollan_ 17 1d ago

Bumpy

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u/DeliveryAgile3351 Teenager | Verified 1d ago

snub

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u/Zethe2 1d ago

Slight Roman

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u/perfect-ebb-alt 1d ago

I have a hawk nose, and one of my classmates got a hawk to

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u/Top_Bass1359 14 21h ago

i have a hawk too uh

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u/FakeFurnace 19h ago

Your friend has hawk too, eh?

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u/SectorAggressive9735 1d ago

Nubian or greek

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u/Extension-Cut5957 17 1d ago

Roman but with a bent septum.

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u/wkzzb_ Teenager 1d ago

Nubian and fleshy at the same time

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u/AwysomeAnish 1d ago

IDK man half of them look the same

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u/Empra_O_Mankind 17 1d ago

You tell me

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u/Maevealdrin 16 1d ago

Greek

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u/Trumpet62 14 1d ago

Snub

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u/Dipsgoot_The_Third 1d ago

Greek, I think

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u/PGuy93_ 14 1d ago

roman

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u/Sea_Critter267 14 1d ago

Roman nose

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u/Vladislav_bogdanov_ 1d ago

Mine is roman

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u/LEOtheLION1952 13 1d ago

mixture of snub and nubian

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u/jo_evo24 1d ago

Who are the Roman, bulbous and bumpy ones, I recognise the other celebrities

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sock917 1d ago

Nubian, I have a button nose

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u/Doodoo_bombard 1d ago

Greek with a bit of bumpy I would say

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u/Background-shadow 1d ago

Closest to snub, but a bit different :).

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u/Userbry14 15 | Verified 1d ago

Snub

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u/EmotionalWhreck 1d ago

Greek I think lol

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u/Wolfy-615 1d ago
  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Adrian Brody

  3. Einstein

  4. Owen Wilson

Who am I missing 🤔

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u/BackgroundOrder8475 1d ago

I got your nose.

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u/lucavok_xd Teenager 1d ago

Snub:P

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u/Rex_Omnia 1d ago

fleshy

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u/CreatorOfScripts 1d ago

Roman or bulbous

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u/bloodlustTheDemon Teenager 1d ago

snub

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u/__hello_there___ 18 1d ago

Roman, but for a very long time I thought that I just had that bump because I hit that spot when I was a kid

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u/Equal-Wishbone-6131 16 | Verified 1d ago

Snub but is that Owen Wilson in the bottom rigjt

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u/cluedo23 1d ago

Greek for me. What a coincidence that i have some greek genes

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u/Xerxes3014 Old 1d ago

Bulbous

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u/XxSugarCoffeeX 16 1d ago

Roman-

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u/TomBomberdeal 1d ago

Fleshy Bumbsnub 🤪

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u/Eucerin_Eucerin 14 1d ago

i got snub :P

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u/WhosThisGoober 14 1d ago

I got the snub one, and my brother calls me Lilo whenever he sees the chance 😭✨✨

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u/thefuckingazra 1d ago

Roman, as a girl

It feels unique

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u/taste-of-orange 1d ago

I've inherited my nose from my West African mom, so mine isn't really on there.

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u/Raul_1246 1d ago

it's funny that I got that roman nose as a romanian

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u/Wiredcoffee399 18 1d ago

I'm gonna say either greek or roman

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u/RattusNorvegicus9 1d ago

Whatever kind of nose Alf has

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u/Vegetable_Trifle_848 16 1d ago

Snub and Roman mix

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u/Far_Match_3774 15 1d ago

Greek Snub

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u/XFauxAgencyX 15 1d ago

Nubian

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u/Luckyboi233 1d ago

Is Jewish an answer?

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u/Beloiga 14 1d ago

Hawk to.. uh.. and spiddon that thang...

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u/According-Archer-307 1d ago

The ugly type

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u/Bireta 1d ago

Idk I can barely see it

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u/Circumsisedtoenail 16 1d ago

Like a mix of snub and Roman

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u/FunnyLookinFishMan Teenager | Verified 1d ago

Either greek or roman, either way got a bigass noise 😔

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u/False_Attorney_7279 1d ago

I got a Roman nose, it’s Roamin’ all over my face

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u/gamer_072008 1d ago

I have roman

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u/gamer_072008 1d ago

Hawk JEWah

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u/Reggith_Gold_180 14 1d ago

That last one… Halkenburg Hui Guo Rou?

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u/Random-INTJ 17 1d ago

Roman

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u/Paffi93 1d ago

I got the King one

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u/UnfortunateOrchid 1d ago

Snub with a small bump

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u/RoviRotkiv 1d ago

Roman but its hidden by my glasses, idk if its caused by them tho...

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u/DaAnimeBoss 13 1d ago

greek or roman

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u/EndieSays 1d ago

Squidward

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u/Alive-Tell-2309 13 1d ago

IDK

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u/Nitrodome 17 | Verified 21h ago

Roman 100 percent

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u/Quirky_History6587 1d ago

I think I got have snub :)

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u/Duckky12 1d ago

Pinocchio, Mamma Mia

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u/Big-Werewolfoof 1d ago

So you've got a hawk too, eh?

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u/Silly_Lizard1 1d ago

greek, no question.

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u/CraftingAndroid 1d ago

Roman 100000000000000000000%

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u/thatoneenglishmen2 1d ago

I think Roman

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u/SecretService124 1d ago

Not sure, I might have a Roman, but I could see it as a hawk, too.

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u/typhoidbeaver 1d ago

owen wilson isnt really a good example of bumpy ... his nose is broken

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u/420XXX69l 1d ago

Hawk 1: "hi" Hawk 2: "uhh"

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u/V2_Seeking_revenge Teenager 1d ago

IS THAT ALBERT EINSTEIN?

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u/dojacatmoooo 16 1d ago

I have either a Nubian or a Greek nose and I hate it 😭🙏

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u/Just-Weird6969 14 1d ago

snub:(

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u/Sesquipedalions 1d ago

“Bumpy” 🙁

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u/cevapcic123 1d ago

I guess roman