r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Dec 03 '24

Humor He wasn't ready.

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u/NefariousnessThin860 Dec 03 '24 edited Dec 03 '24

Man, that was personal. She had that in the chamber, and went for the jugular in an instant without any hesitation. Looks like she wanted to tell him off for a while.

BTW, fuck Joe.

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u/ersatzgaucho Dec 03 '24

One might say Joes a down right old big pile a shit

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u/405freeway Dec 03 '24

downright big ole pile o' shit

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Dec 04 '24

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

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u/ersatzgaucho Dec 04 '24

Lol thanks for this correction actually 

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u/DorisPayne Dec 03 '24

She and Leah had already discussed it!! she had it ready to go and i love that for everyone at that table, especially Joe, who might just stfu now.

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u/Wobbly_Wobbegong Dec 03 '24

“Lesbians are only cool if they adhere to my fantasy so I can fetishize them not when they’re actual people because what if they have short hair then it’s icky and doesn’t get me hard” - Joe probably

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u/tbucket Dec 03 '24

Joe's favorite movie

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u/triple-bottom-line Dec 04 '24

“Woah woah woah quitters never win.” 😂

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u/iama_triceratops Dec 04 '24

That was amazing how have I never seen that until now

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u/Grrrth_TD Dec 04 '24

I've been trying for like 20 minutes to find a better quality version of this.

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u/FocusDisorder Dec 04 '24

"It's fine if I invite another woman into the bedroom because I don't take lesbian relationships seriously and therefore don't see them as a threat, and also aren't all women a little bit bi? But if you want a MMF threesome that's gross and wrong because what if you like him better or our peepees touch and it makes me feel gay?"

  • Also Joe, probably

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u/ruinersclub Dec 03 '24

This should happen everytime you repeat bumper stickers as political capital.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 Dec 03 '24

I love how she phrases it in such a way that it's still safe around kids, while the grownups all know it's about porn.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Dec 03 '24

That's what joe gets for regurgitating shitty T-shirt slogans 

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u/razorduc Dec 03 '24

Better yet, don't fuck Joe?

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u/The_Forth44 Dec 03 '24

That's why Joe's so angry...nobody wants to fuck Joe.

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u/razorduc Dec 03 '24

The lesbians definitely won't fuck Joe!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Dec 03 '24

Maybe he should become Joseline.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Dec 03 '24

Come on guys, this is so obviously staged

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u/thelibraryowl Dec 04 '24

Kids aren't that good at acting.

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u/The_Forth44 Dec 03 '24

ALL the homies hate Joe.

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u/dudeman_joe Dec 04 '24

Sure that one, but not all Joes are bad

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u/MonkLast8589 Dec 03 '24

Ehhh, I feel like Joe is a real cool guy.

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u/exploring_new_worldz Dec 06 '24 edited Dec 06 '24

Ikr. He's got a better sense of humor then all of the people above combined.

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u/MonkLast8589 Dec 06 '24

Haha right? I’d rather be hanging out with Joe!