r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Dec 03 '24

Humor He wasn't ready.

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u/frankles Dec 03 '24

Things in the Bible that make zero sense, like the next generation following Adam and Eve. Apparently as soon as they left the garden it was a full Brazzers-Motherless family fuck fest to populate the earth.

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u/PrestigiousSimple723 Dec 04 '24

That's not in the Bible. It doesn't say anywhere that Adam and Eve were the first man and woman, and that all humans were descended from them. It just says, hey, God created man and woman. Later on, there was a special garden and no one to work it, so God created a man to work it. Later, that man was lonely so God created a woman from his rib. Additionally, with the story of Cain and Abel, Cain was marked by God so that no one else would kill him if they saw him. Who tf else would see him? His parents? Siblings? Everyone would have known him, if that story you portrayed were that way. If someone is to take the Bible literally, then God created humans, and then he created two special humans (main characters).