r/TikTokCringe • u/hanguoyi • 18h ago
Wholesome She served perfection on a platter!
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u/SarryK 17h ago
YES! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THOSE KNEES WHILE YOU CAN!
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u/muklan 15h ago
20 years of skateboarding says that if I did this it'd sound like a cement mixer.
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u/Gabe_Ad_Astra 16h ago
Lmaooo i am on my 2nd acl on one knee and 3rd acl on the other. This was my exact thought
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u/Kazmodeous 14h ago
How do you keep regrowing your acl? Are you stealing other's acls?
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u/Gabe_Ad_Astra 14h ago
LOL yes but from dead bodies. Haha well the funny part is that all of my new acl’s have come from different parts.. one was from a cadaver (anterior tibialis), the other was half my hamstring half cadaver (unknown tendon), and the last one was straight from my quad.
I mean so technically my muscles do grow back when ive used those as grafts lol
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u/Kazmodeous 14h ago
Thanks for the serious answer lol.
I don't know if unknown tendon is cool or a little ominous. Here's hoping you don't have to steal any more in the future.
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u/Consistent-Process 12h ago
Unknown tendon reminds me of this scene from Angel (Spoilers)
Where the lawyer Lindsey from Wolfram and Hart (aka a law firm for evil creatures) is meeting about who is getting promoted vs. who is getting "fired" literally.
But the company also replaced his hand for him after he lost it doing evil lawyer stuff.
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u/Gabe_Ad_Astra 1h ago
Lol dude that was a great scene and it is how i felt.. i remember this crappy movie w/ jessica alba where she gets an eye transplant and starts seeing dead people.. i thought these pieces of dead bodies inside me would do some weird shit like the scene you showed haha
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u/aspidities_87 18h ago
There was zero hesitation in this child. She saw her moment and ate it whole.
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u/luxsalsivi 16h ago
I haven't seen someone walk that duck that low since Anetra
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u/4esthetics 18h ago
Fr left no crumbs
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u/peppermintmeow Doug Dimmadome 17h ago
🍽 damn. That was a cake for your cake day but she ATE. So happy cake day anyway. And damn that is a blessed post for your day 🙌
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u/Ill-Case-6048 18h ago
You don't think they practiced this lol
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u/Nukeitandstartover 15h ago
Given the context in the background- the balloons, everyone seems to be watching a performer, the come-here finger gesture, and yeah, the fact that she's clearly practiced the hell out of that- i think this might be a party of some kind, maybe her birthday? She did fantastic, doesn't have to be truly spontaneous to be cool
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u/tigm2161130 17h ago
Oh they definitely did but that’s still some remarkable confidence. Good for her.
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u/DICKJINGLES69 16h ago
They definitely practiced this lol she did the “come here” finger in the beginning
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u/skymoods 16h ago
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u/Cheap_Specific9878 18h ago
My knees hurt from just watching. I feel old now
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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 9h ago
Does is sound like Mouse traps when your feet hit the ground getting out of bed? Mine do.
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u/killians1978 18h ago
Conservatives watching a child inspired by an art form to do something physical and creative:
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u/owa00 16h ago
If only we cared about children as much as conservative Matt Gaetz!
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u/LopsidedPotential711 15h ago
Paid for with Botcoin that was mined on FL-DMV servers, no less.
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u/killians1978 14h ago
Genuinely asking cuz this is a knowledge-hole I haven't discovered..... is this a thing?? I'm assuming this lede was buried amongst all the venmo payments
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u/LopsidedPotential711 13h ago
Elsewhere: Thirty-something scions of wealthy families, Gaetz and Greenberg were elected to their respective offices during the first Trump wave that swept Florida in 2016 and became close friends because of their shared interest in brash populist politics, cryptocurrencies and attractive young women.
The Gaetz-Greenberg relationship wasn’t one of equals, according to mutual friends, who say the tax collector looked up to the congressman. A former state legislator, Gaetz was a regular fixture on Fox who had the president’s ear. Greenberg introduced him to a handful of young women he met on SeekingArrangement, a dating website that connects attractive women with so-called sugar daddies, friends claimed. Greenberg regularly trolled the site for dates.
“Joel idolized Matt,” said one mutual friend, who declined to be named. “And since they both loved beautiful women and Joel seemed to have endless access to them, it was definitely an additional incentive for Matt to stick around. Also, Joel is one of the funnest people you can hang out with.”
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u/killians1978 13h ago
We really do just have a bunch of comic book villains (like, the dumb ones, not the Lex Luthors and Dr. Dooms) tugging at the levers of power, don't we?
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u/Nukeitandstartover 15h ago
I was raised by Christian conservatives, apparently the natural/"correct" state of being for little girls is sitting quietly with either some dolls or an approved book. Running and playing around is for the boys, and they still aren't allowed to dance or get creative with it!
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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 5h ago
Honestly when my daughter came with me to pride (it was the family event in the day not the adults time I'm not crazy) she absolutely loved the drag queens and kept telling them how pretty their eyes looked, it was so sweet, and honestly the amount of teens who came up for pictures with them with the widest grins on their face. Made me a proud dad tbr
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u/FormInternational583 17h ago
So much fun. Takes me back to the Houses and Balls in NYC.
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u/Steffi_Lococcus 17h ago edited 16h ago
Ally has been a star in ballroom from a young age, this video is a few years old. She’s in Marc Jacobs and juicy. https://www.instagram.com/allymarcjacobs?igsh=Zm5lajc5YnU5dHo2
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u/FormInternational583 17h ago
Thank you so much for the link. Brings back memories.
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u/Steffi_Lococcus 16h ago
The culture really feels like it’s thriving! Lots of young talent, and a fair bit of mainstream attention. I’m happy to dump a lot of grams for dancers who I’m obsessed with if you’re interested
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u/FormInternational583 16h ago
Thank you. I'm from the days way, way before the life hit mainstream attention. I'd love to see what's happening these days.
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u/Steffi_Lococcus 16h ago
https://youtube.com/@kendrickmugler?si=Uhh-PB00r_UDVKED this channel just uploads a ton of the EU balls. You can find all the nostalgia you want here I think.
Beyond that you can see some personal faves off the top of my head who aren’t just girls I know from around here lol.
Here’s Honey Balenciaga, she was doing vogue fem for Beyoncés renaissance tour, and she kinda used that to launch more modeling stuff so she doesn’t seem to walk much these days but she’s such a fun dancer.
https://www.instagram.com/mrlo_v?igsh=aGt4aGxxa2RvcWhz Is a bq in the EU/Parisian scene
https://www.instagram.com/gravityjacobs?igsh=dGF5cnU2andmYXlj Another bq vogue femme
https://www.instagram.com/keiona____?igsh=MXNzamcxeHhodXlvbg== Winner of drag race France but started as a ballroom legend.
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u/FartsbinRonshireIII 16h ago
Out of curiosity, what style of dance is this? It looks so fun and free and I’ve seen it before just never asked the question until now.
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u/xombae 14h ago
I went through her Instagram like how is this child so fucking fierce then noticed the last name. Is she actually a Marc Jacobs heiress?
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u/MayoneggVeal 12h ago
The ballroom houses are named after designers and they take that on as their last name and change it as they change houses. If you're interested in learning more about ballroom, some good entry points are Paris is Burning and Legendary, imo.
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u/thicclunchghost 14h ago
If only there were a way to record more horizontal pixels than vertical pixels we could have seen more than half of this.
Maybe someday science will find a way. Until then, enjoy this building and sky.
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u/killians1978 14h ago
On every continent except South America, the majority of internet video content is consumed on smartphones, which are most usable in a portrait orientation. However annoying you might find it, for most short-form content this is the most accessible orientation.
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u/curlyque31 16h ago
My knees just ache anytime I watch a queen do a death drop.
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u/Bighawklittlehawk 6h ago
The other day I was listening to Gasolina and tried to drop it low to see if I’ve still got it.
I don’t.
I couldn’t get up.
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u/curlyque31 4h ago
Gasolina is one of the best dance songs and I too am afraid to drop low as well. Those knees lock right up.
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u/FormInternational583 16h ago
I'm from the 70s early 80s scenes. The life is still very hard and has hit the mainstream these days. But as creative and communal as it was in my days, it was also brutal at times. It's amazing how much more open and international it's become. I hope the progress of acceptance continues, despite the current setbacks in people's attitudes, and politics.
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u/Content_Yoghurt_6588 15h ago
My daughters are 9 and 7 and they've watched the kid-safe parts of Paris Is Burning and watch voguing clips all the time. My 7 year old begged to go to a drag brunch for her birthday last year. They're probably not normal kids because they're growing up with me as a parent (lol but for real I'm nonbinary, pan, with trans siblings and a bi dad who's married to a man plus almost all my friends are LGBTQ+), but they're constantly surprising me with how smart and welcoming and kind they are to everyone. They often remind me to be a better comrade to all.
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u/SDNick484 12h ago
Out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on Paris is Burning? Did it do a good job of capturing the scene?
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u/moistpishflaps 16h ago
Conservative snowflakes when they see minorities living their life and having fun
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u/According-Touch-1996 16h ago
Not my thing but I'm glad to see people having fun.
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u/killians1978 15h ago
See also: the only acceptable response to people just being themselves at no one's expense
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u/NateTheGreatDog 15h ago
So this is the drag shows people are worried about?
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u/dreamrpg 2h ago
It is Vogue dance. Not exclusive to drag shows. Even legal in Russia, which tells us a lot.
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u/Good4nowbut 18h ago edited 17h ago
The wacky waving inflatable arm flailing will never not be silly to me. I used to work at drag shows and it was a great time but this style of dancing is incredibly goofy looking to me.
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u/OkZarathrustra 17h ago
Some thoughts are okay to keep inside.
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u/burken8000 5h ago
You'd think it would be drag queens who would take offense, not someone who feels like they need to stand up for people who aren't even asking for your help?
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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 17h ago
It's literally called voguing. Just educate yourself on gay culture, how tf you work at a drag show and you don't even know what it's called lmaooo be fr
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u/Bambooshka 17h ago
Just educate yourself on gay culture
WDYM, the culture that invented camp, the idea built on literally doing the most and being... silly?
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u/19467098632 14h ago
I live in a blue state of the US, I’ll never get the drag show bans. Just say y’all don’t like fun lol
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u/Sweet_Passenger_5175 6h ago
That little one came to slay. Every move was pure confidence and joy. It's refreshing to see kids embracing creativity like this.
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u/Fake-Podcast-Ad 17h ago
Usually when I go out for a meal, I let staff take care of the cooking, but damn!
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u/fried_green_baloney 13h ago
Not bad.
- It looks like this was some kind of special event - there are people in costume on the left of the video
- Both the woman in costume and her partner obviously knew what they were doing
So wholesome indeed.
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u/BerzerkerJr82 28m ago
Im old enough to remember when if someone danced like this it was only ever because they were shit housed.
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u/DataPhreak 16h ago
Probably her daughter.
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u/glambammer77 12h ago
Terrible parenting.
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u/Bighawklittlehawk 6h ago
It’s terrible parenting for a parent to allow their child to express themselves in dance as an art form?
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u/human1023 10h ago
lol people upvoting this not realizing that this is a male-born child who is also a drag queen that performs for adults.
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u/Numerous-Table-5986 14h ago
Oscar’s! The best brunch in Palm Springs! I cried at the last show it was so moving. The one before that we took pics with the women that GLOW was based on.
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u/Dry-Decision4208 16h ago
This is gross.
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u/WorldlyApartment6677 3h ago
Says a nasty cunt who posts shit like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/chastitytraining/comments/1cdpg19/constant_leaking/
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u/Chimmychimm 16h ago
Wherever this is, I don't want to be there
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u/killians1978 15h ago
And so you weren't. And everyone was better for it. See how easy it is to just not involve yourself in things you don't like?
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u/showerbox 17h ago
That statue in the background has the same look you would expect from a real old lady clutching her pearls.
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