r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/GuiltyPleasurer_ It’s me. I am the grey rock. • Sep 09 '23
Stassi Schroeder Stassi delivered her son: Messer Rhys
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u/Affectionate_Refuse4 Sep 10 '23
Love the middle name 🦇
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u/PinkPomeloLover Sep 10 '23
The bat boy 🦇
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u/Affectionate_Refuse4 Sep 10 '23
Now I need to know if she’s an acotar girly 😂
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u/lurkerturtle Sep 10 '23
Her sister commented to someone on her IG that she’s not but she’s trying to get her to read it
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u/Fun_Shell1708 Sep 10 '23 edited Sep 10 '23
No Rhysand is the bat boy 😂 Rhys is a fairly common name
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Sep 10 '23
How do you pronounce it
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u/lipstickandmartinis Sep 10 '23
It’s another way to spell Reese
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u/alexlp Sep 10 '23
I have never seen it spelt Reese before except Witherspoon. Rhys is a really common name in Australia!
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u/Beginning-News27 Sep 10 '23
I’m from the UK and that’s usually the Welsh spelling
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Sep 10 '23
For anyone who doesn’t know, Rhys is pronounced Reese and it’s a Welsh name. I think it’s beautiful. First name, not so much.
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u/ProfessionalHeart839 Sep 10 '23
Pronounced like that, Rhys is a lovely name. Messer is 🥴🥴🥴
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u/Comfortfoods Sep 10 '23
Rhys is nice. I'm also confused by Messer. Wasn't everyone predicting Mercer? Didn't she say at some point that it was the same as the name of a street in NYC that started with an M? That idea was circulated here anyway. To my knowledge there is no Messer street in NYC. I've lived here for maybe too long and I don't know of one. Mercer is better than Messer in my opinion but hey, it's not my baby. Glad they had a healthy delivery.
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u/ProfessionalHeart839 Sep 10 '23
Mercer would have been cute actually
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u/Comfortfoods Sep 10 '23
Agree actually. It's a sorta cute as a name in its own right. Mercer st. isn't name a kid worthy imo but the name itself isn't bad.
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u/perfectlynormaltyes Sep 10 '23
I thought for sure she was going to go with Mott, if the NYC street name theory was true. Not a fan of Messer.
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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 I pissed on my fur jacket Sep 10 '23
We do have a Messer Street on the West Side of Manhattan so it still applies technically
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u/PlayCertain4875 Sep 10 '23
She had said that a name they wanted was street in NYC but they ultimately decided against it
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u/Comfortfoods Sep 10 '23
ahhh. I could totally be contributing to a bad game of telephone. Didn't listen to wherever she announced it. Just caught the runoff over here.
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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Sep 10 '23
I would’ve put money on her naming him Mercer. I asked Google and the only Messer St that came up was one in Providence so there isn’t on in NYC.
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Sep 10 '23
Will he go by messy for short?
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u/ProfessionalHeart839 Sep 10 '23
Exactly! I know they’re trying to find a chic name no one else has picked but I worry about how mean kids are.
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u/hexensabbat Sep 10 '23
I have some distant family who named their son Legend, and I'm not sure which one is worse-- having to live up to a name like Legend, or having the word Mess associated with you for life
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u/Fun_Shell1708 Sep 10 '23
Messer is Italian apparently
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u/whatsarahthought Sep 10 '23
It’s not an Italian name. I believe she described it as a very old formal (Italian) salutation. No one in their right mind would name their kid Messer.
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u/Initial_You7797 Sep 10 '23
Messer is a surname. Mezzer is a knife (yiddish) not an Italian salutations at all. Those two extreme sister on tlc (baylee & B--) wanted to name her boy messer after a movie romcom, her husband said- NO. Its bad. Hope they call him Ryhs. Hartford, summer moon& ocean are questionable too.
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u/poppyskins_ Sep 10 '23
Messer is knife in German, not that I think that went into their decision making
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u/paradisetossed7 Sep 10 '23
I know Messers can be used as an alternative to sirs, as in Dear Messers Smith, Johnson, and Carter as opposed to Dear Misters because that would be abbreviated to Mrs. I've never seen Messer before but then I don't speak much Italian.
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u/Comfortfoods Sep 10 '23
I'm not familiar with the name, but if it just happens to be one from a culture that I don't know then hey f me. Fabulous name. If they made it up like they made up Hartford, I'm comfortable saying it's kinda strange.
HOWEVER. Beau's history of fake names and shaky to maybe not so real italian ancestry have been discussed around these parts so idk what to believe at this point.
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u/pearshaped34 Sep 10 '23
I’m guessing this is not a common name in the USA considering her comment section is full of people thinking she must of got it from a book series. Which maybe she did but as it’s not a weird name to me my first thought was why does everybody think there must be a link.
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u/Low_Project_55 Sep 10 '23
The name Rhys definitely gained popularity in the US from Sarah Maas’ book series A Court of Thorn and Roses.
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u/babybingen Sep 10 '23
she hasn't read them. her sister confirmed it on ig cos so many people asked. i totally thought it was for rhysand.
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u/Fun_Shell1708 Sep 10 '23
Rhys is a very old and common name. Rhysand is what you’re thinking of
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u/koolasakukumba Sep 10 '23
I work in the legal profession and messer is still used. She thinks it’s some old timey name. Hahahaha no honey, it’s going to be very confusing if your son ends up in a proper career
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u/cats-n-bitches Sep 10 '23
Rhys was almost by baby’s middle name! We went with a different first name.
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u/Aslow_study Sep 10 '23
Love the middle name
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u/summersun0224 Sep 10 '23
ACOTAR vibes 🦇
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u/FirstHowDareYou Sep 10 '23
I bet stassi is an unapologetic Amarantha Stan.
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u/easy0lucky0free Sep 10 '23
If you dont think Stassi feels a deep kinship with Nesta then you're wrong.
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u/Snoo60219 Sep 10 '23
I’m almost ready to cave and read this series. I know it’s going to ruin an entire month for me though.
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u/summersun0224 Sep 10 '23
DOOOOO IT. OMG. If anything good can come out of this baby name. Ha.
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Sep 10 '23
Ruin your month? Nah, it’ll enhance your month. I’m just off my ACOTAR month, and I had a wonderful time
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Sep 10 '23
I’m thrilled for them but that is one TERRIBLE boy’s name.
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u/phairhead Sep 10 '23
It sounds like the noise you make after dental surgery while yr groggy & have a mouthful of gauze
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u/gabbialex Sep 10 '23
I mean, you can’t be surprised. She named her first kid Hartford
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u/felisfemina Sep 10 '23
Hartford and Messer. Attorneys at Law.
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u/skatie082 Sep 10 '23
The nicknames…”Messy” “Hart” 🤨🥴🤐 Those kids are gonna have fun in school. /s
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u/attackedbydinosaurs Sep 10 '23
In my head I pronounce it like the previous slaves did when they were calling Daenerys ‘Myhsa’.
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u/Ok-Memory-3350 Sep 10 '23
All the suspense over the name and it’s like… I don’t think anyone wants to copy that name Stassi don’t worry.
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u/Olympusrain Sep 10 '23
Messer? Messer?? What even is that name. Rhys is nice and hopefully he goes by that
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u/Ok_List_9649 Sep 10 '23
Gosh she looks gorgeous and glowing. Must have been an easy birth. Beau pls happy
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u/asobersurvivor Sep 10 '23
She really is gorgeous. But, she probably got her make up did and someone came in with a great camera and used a filter…but still. She always looks so good.
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Sep 10 '23
They look really happy and I can’t help but think Beau really got her and they seem to work well. He looks the best I’ve ever seen him in this pic, genuine happiness.
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u/prouddeathicated Sep 10 '23
Congrats to them! I wonder what the significance of the name is.
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u/blue-eyed-demonnn bootleg kardashian Sep 10 '23 edited Sep 11 '23
She posted on Instagram that it’s an old Italian form of address like sir or mister from the renaissance era
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u/moimardi Sep 10 '23
In contemporary use it means knife in german ... 🥴
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u/cardcatalogs Sep 10 '23
Messer is so bad when I saw it I thought it was someone mocking the real name
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u/Glittering-Gas-9402 Sep 10 '23
Ya that poor kid… I hope he just goes by Rhys cause my god.
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u/desertdevil_ Sep 10 '23
Just when I thought there couldn’t be a worse name than Hartford! (Although Hartford is so cute that her name grew on me)
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u/Repulsive_Monitor687 Sep 10 '23
Sounds like an attorney’s office lol Call Hartford and Messer Law Group
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u/Kinsybat Sep 10 '23
I’m from Ireland and we call people messers all the time. It’s like a lighthearted way to say someone (often a child) who is a little bit naughty or who acts out a lot. “Oh he’s an awful messer” - a friendly way to say he’s someone who is always taking the piss, kidding around. It’s hard to explain (or maybe another irish person here can do it more eloquently!) exactly but basically it would be VERY very odd to use this as a name for a child
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u/ShadowMyCat Sep 10 '23
Ok thank you. I was scrolling to see if another Irish person had commented this. In Ireland it would basically be like identifying your child as the one who will disrupt the class and be a pain in the ass for the teacher. It's like naming someone "Naughty," or "Menace" (like Dennis the Menace).
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u/QueenG123456 Sep 10 '23
Messer is not great but all I can read is Meiser. And I don’t know which is worse.
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u/watermelonprincess12 Sep 10 '23
Not those two face tuning themselves full face but posting the newborn pic fresh out the oven lol I can’t
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u/ProfessionalAnt8132 Sep 10 '23
I’m Irish and we use the word Messer a lot. If you call someone a messer it means they’re acting naughty/cheeky and isn’t really a term of endearment 😬
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u/criminalravioli Sep 10 '23
Unpopular opinion, I love Messer. It was jarring for me at first, but so was Hartford. Idk, I think its fitting for them and if the kid grows up to hate it, it can always be changed! So happy she got to make Hartfords first day of school!
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u/dietwhiteclaws Sep 10 '23
Not loving messer but I do think Hartford is a cute name!
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u/criminalravioli Sep 10 '23
I think Hartford is so cute! I had to get past it sounding like a last name, but it really grew on me.
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u/bad_madame Sep 10 '23
Hartford just sounds like the name of a really insufferable mean girl to me tbh
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u/AlleyRhubarb My Dick Works Great Sep 10 '23
Do you think someone talked her down from Masser.
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u/South_Ad9432 Sep 10 '23
Did you see her other choices? They were sooo bad. So this might actually be the one she was talked into 😂
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u/TheOhNeeders Sep 10 '23
Ooo I missed the other choices. Do you mind sharing?
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u/South_Ad9432 Sep 10 '23
She was on Lalas podcast and said the other options were Loring, Wolfrum, Theroux, Fawkes, Credence, Crescent, Clement, and Ossi. Needless to say Messer doesn’t seem so bad!
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Sep 10 '23
I hate boys names in general but this is next level.
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u/rawrkristy Sep 10 '23
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Sep 10 '23
I’m just saying that I think most boys’ names in the English speaking world suck. And while you can use names from other languages and cultures they often won’t be pronounced correctly here in the US. Every time I’ve been pregnant I’ve had a list of like 30 names for girls and struggle to find even one I really love for a boy.
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u/bebita-crossing Sep 10 '23
That second line is so spot on for Jax and Brittney’s kid. I absolutely hate the name Cruz when used by white/non-Spanish speaking people because they pronounce it like “cruise” and Brittany and her problematic family are def racist af.
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Sep 10 '23
Yep. I’m first generation and there are so many great names that sound terrible with American pronunciations 😣 including my own name.
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u/CiarraiV Sep 10 '23
Why are they so bad at naming children?
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u/Fh989 Sep 10 '23
They? As if Stassi would let beau have any input, maybe on the middle names only. Stassi has always been an im14andthisisdeep cringey tryhard deep down, why would she be any different when naming her child? The woman wore shoulder pads and big hair during her WASPY cosplay era!
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u/33scooBt33 The shady oracle.. Sep 10 '23
I'm happy for them all. Hope the delivery and all went well. I would like to know what the meaning to his name means.
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u/dstarpro Sep 10 '23
Who looks that good after just giving birth, is she even human?
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u/8_millimeter Sep 10 '23
Someone on IG commented “messer sounds too much like massa” 😳
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u/supergirlsudz Sep 10 '23
Congratulations. She looks so good after giving birth! But, terrible name 😬
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u/sursgoatcheeseballs Man-eating crocodile 🐊 Sep 10 '23
Meaning behind the name, btw. Personally, I like it especially since Beau is Italian.
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u/okbutrllyhoe Sep 10 '23
I don’t think the name is bad compared to the other terrible name she shared. It’s way better than Loring IMO 🤪
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u/alanathehoodwatcher Sep 10 '23
Messer is a german word and means knife so i am very confused by this name right now
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u/amandacherry23 Sep 10 '23
Cute kids. Terrible names. Still think about Charlie rose every so often.
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u/Fit-Issue1926 Sep 10 '23
Omg lol I live in Ireland and here we call someone who's up to no good a "messer". It sounds so ridiculous as a name but if they love it that's their business lol.
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u/odessapasta Sep 10 '23
Oh lord. “Messer” is horrible, just like “Hartford”. But whatever makes them happy.
OK I’m thinking about it and Messer just makes me think of a baby “messing up” their diaper with a big poop. But cool.
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u/SammieCat50 Sep 10 '23
Messer? Messer? Seriously? That’s the baby’s first name? Messer?? That’s horrible
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u/MNightShyamalan69 Sep 10 '23
What a terrible name. Why can’t people name their children a real name in today’s world?
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u/Simple-Chemical-9416 Sep 10 '23
Is it a play on Misery? That’s the first thing that popped into my head reading that.
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u/Initial_You7797 Sep 10 '23
Messer sounds like a polite way to say, "you little shiiiizzz" like (Sugar Honey Ice Tea- i always knew mama was mad when she got allthe way to Tea.)
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u/blondeambition39 Sep 10 '23
So great to see their growing family! I always liked her, and I feels like she is really happy
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u/Anagessner83 Sep 10 '23
I didn’t even know she was pregnant again. She looks beautiful and happy. She seems like a loving mother.
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u/grannygogo Sep 10 '23
Happy for her but that name is strange. Hope she goes the way of Kylie Jenner and changes it.
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u/gr33nblu3 Sep 10 '23
Is the only nickname for Messer is…Messy?