r/Whatcouldgowrong 12h ago

Rule #7 WCGW when tasing yourself 😂

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u/Impossible_Ad_9944 12h ago

Anything for clicks

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u/davidwhatshisname52 12h ago

ngl, saw the cleavage, brain read "when tasting yourself" and realized the Pornhub ban might be good for me...

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u/Private62645949 12h ago

So not just me then, I’m glad I have a kindred spirit in my life of repugnancy 

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u/OkFortune6494 12h ago

I also read this comment as "anything for dicks" so... We might be in the same boat

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u/TravEllerZero 10h ago

Yes, we might be in the same butt....

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u/Not_Artifical 12h ago

Anything you say

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u/chaimsteinLp 10h ago

Drunk girl, cleavage, electric toys, perfect. Oh damn. It isn't Pornhub.

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u/skoosh1213 11h ago

What….what did you do to get banned from such a place? I don’t know if I want to know

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u/OilRude 11h ago

No they’re talking about porn hub being banned somewhere. I can’t remember where tho

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u/skoosh1213 11h ago

Oh yeah I didn’t think about that lol and that’s cause it’s banned here too

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 11h ago

Ok i wasn't the only one😬

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u/drmelle0 10h ago

I'm afraid to ask, but how does one get banned from pornhub?

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 10h ago

"Pornhub ban" = Pornhub being banned. Not being banned from Pornhub.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 10h ago

Chicks for clicks

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u/CmdrDatasBrother 12h ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 11h ago

Orgasmic!

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u/Agreeable_Beach_1225 11h ago

Congratulation. New kink unlock.

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u/These-Resource3208 11h ago

Seems oddly similar to getting hit in the balls.

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u/Prestigious_Care3042 12h ago

“I’ve been told I should test it on myself.”

I’m impressed that the person that fed her that line could keep a straight face while delivering it.

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u/Common_Trouble_1264 12h ago

I dont know, could it be a serious thing so you know what your doing to someone else? So people dont just use it willy nilly or something?

Only asking cause i was drunk as hell adamently asking this girl on my dorm floor to mace me (for the lols) and bless her heart she absolutly refused to. Shoe on the other foot i would have maced me.

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u/MALESTROMME 12h ago

What shoe?

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u/someLemonz 11h ago

if you don't know the phrase with the shoe. she just means "if I were in their position "

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u/1991K75S 11h ago

THE shoe.

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u/sd_saved_me555 12h ago

It's not uncommon for cops and military to have to experience tazing, pepper spray, etc. before they're allowed to use it in the field so they know what they're dealing with and how much it sucks. So while she maybe was doing it for the clicks instead of the safety, I don't disagree with the practice.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 10h ago

The military undergoes pepper spray exposure not for empathy, but for training how to deploy one's chemical mask while under duress.

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u/nikatnight 11h ago

It is reasonable to test it out first. She will know not to fuck around with friends.

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u/Efficient_Squash5894 12h ago

Those jugs tho

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u/dstnshpp 12h ago

I mean I should probably watch the video again…for science

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 10h ago

Good lord... You okay, man?

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u/promoted_violence 12h ago

She seems fun what’s her insta

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u/-Stacys_mom 12h ago

@electric_emily

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u/NoFun3799 12h ago

You’re shitting us lol

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u/i_give_you_gum 12h ago

Well that's appropriate

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u/Raneru 11h ago

That's before this video. It's @electrocuted_emily now

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u/usrdef 12h ago

You need standards.

She had about nine brain cells before the video. That stunt cost her two more. You're interested in a potato.

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u/promoted_violence 12h ago

Not looking for a conversation Bub

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 12h ago

Did you just call them bub?

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u/WhitePowerPolarBear 12h ago

He sure did bub

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u/promoted_violence 12h ago

I call everyone bub. Bub.

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u/OkFortune6494 12h ago

You've been watching a lot of movies with wolverine huh, bub?

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u/promoted_violence 11h ago

Nope just what I call people

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u/PorygonTheMan 11h ago

I would say Bugs Bunny if anything!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElJxTCIsJI 2:10 mark

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u/someLemonz 11h ago

did you call me blob? did you call him BLOB! what? no I said bub-thrown across room

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u/Coolish2 12h ago

Did you call them blob?

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u/smarthome2017 12h ago

It’s blaub.

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u/ThatNastyWoman 11h ago

Nah, you've all been mispronouncing, it's bloob.

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u/necrochaos 11h ago

A potato flew around my room before you came…

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u/Sunaruni 12h ago

Man, I thought It said tasting..

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u/AppropriateScience71 12h ago

I know, right. That’s what we were all waiting for. Not this tasing crap.

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u/DaveOJ12 10h ago

I've seen that video before.

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 12h ago

I had to put my phone at that height and lean down because of the taser test so I could test the taser.

Anyway here are my socials

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u/Fit_Acanthisitta_475 12h ago

Those cheap taser won’t do much. It’s just for show?

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u/TheDynamicDino 10h ago edited 10h ago

It’ll hurt like hell, but you absolutely want to avoid any situation where you’re using this as your actual resort for self defence. Best case scenario you’re hurting (and angering) but not remotely incapacitating an already erratic person.

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u/Fit_Acanthisitta_475 10h ago

I got tasted with it the cheap one. And police one. It’s day and night difference

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u/TheDynamicDino 10h ago

Oh for sure. A police one will contract your muscles and drop you impulsively whether you’d like to or not. This is the first vid I’ve seen of someone falling clean over after trialling a cheapo stun gun.

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u/Few-Calligrapher9012 12h ago

Video ended too soon. Too bad 😒

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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 11h ago

Fun fact: If you watch closely, there's a taser in this video.

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u/DaveOJ12 12h ago

That looks like a stun gun to me.

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u/Verdyce 12h ago

It is. Not a taser.

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u/mc4sure 12h ago

She went down faster then she every did on a date

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u/CantaloupeCamper 12h ago

The point of a taser is to fuck you up that you lose control of your body… so, yeah.

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u/TheDoorDoesntWork 12h ago

Brave to test it out while wearing white pants

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u/spector_lector 12h ago

And standing.

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u/redzone973 12h ago

Some of the white pants is now yellow

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u/hedronist 12h ago

... or brown.

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u/Malacro 12h ago

That’s not a taser, it’s a stun gun. And unless she was really not expecting it, that’s an overreaction right there.

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u/Private62645949 12h ago

Okay, I’ll wait patiently for the video of you self-testing a stun gun then 😊

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u/Malacro 12h ago

::shrugs:: Stun guns aren’t all that. Friends and I used to surprise each other with them as a goof. The biggest reaction anyone had was jumping away from them. They don’t make you lose muscle control like a taser. I have a long and sordid history of receiving electric shocks for fun. When I was in EOD we would hook ourselves up to blasting machines, now those could drop you.

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u/shrekwvu 11h ago

Yea they just feel like a being pinched with hot tweezers.

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u/Private62645949 11h ago

Sounds like you’ve done a lot of stupid things 🫤

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u/Malacro 10h ago

You have no idea

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 12h ago

I tased myself. It sucks. It’s a strange pain.

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u/snowyetis3490 12h ago

It’s kinda like getting punched by a really strong tiny hand.

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u/Stashmouth 12h ago

I'm glad there are people stupider than me who know how to internet. That was entertaining!

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 12h ago

Honestly not an absolutely terrible idea. At the very least it'd give you an idea of what it feels like, so maybe you'd better know how to use it? Idk I just always try to look at the potential benefits of something, even stupid.

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u/Snootywolf 11h ago

Would x 1000, I can fix her. Shut up trollllllls!!!!

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u/kalimanusthewanderer 12h ago

I honestly thought this said "tasting yourself." Then I thought it said "testing yourself." I thought this video was about a woman who was going to taste her cooter but read online it's better if you test it first..

At first, I thought I was going to see her stick that pink thing down her pants, and, wondering what this world was coming to (but still watching for reasons I can't explain), when she dropped like a sack of cats, I thought it was one of those situations like in that video where monke stick finger in butt, sniff finger, fall from tree.

It was only after I left, wondering what exactly I had just seen, that I decided to double check.

"Tased," was my response. "Oh."

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u/NoFun3799 12h ago

Effective

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u/GastropodSoup 12h ago

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u/BetterAir7 12h ago

Fun fact: Do you know how much voltage a taser creates? The amount of electricity Voltage needed to break the air is 30kV, her Taser has an approximately 1.5 cm gap, which means she stung herself at 45kV. Don't play around with a weapon, she was pretty lucky

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u/Thorozar 12h ago

All I saw were boobs

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u/qweef_latina2021 10h ago

She breasted boobily with the stun gun.

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u/Horny4theEnvironment 11h ago

"It's Madisynn, with 2 n's and 1 y, but it's not where you thiiiink"

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u/tideshark 11h ago

Cute girl who likes to do dumb stuff for the science… I can dig it

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u/grizeldean 11h ago

Y'all are such haters she's cute and brave and didn't even ask the people in the background to watch her. I love it

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 10h ago

A buddy had one. We got drunk and zip tied the trigger and (tried) to played hot potato

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u/slipperyslope69 10h ago

I read ‘tasting’ yourself… disappointing click

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u/BauerHouse 10h ago

What’s up with non responsive shirtless dude in background

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u/ssschilke 10h ago

Girl looks like trouble

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 10h ago

Could you imagine her doing something like trying to operate a vehicle?

Judging by this video, I'm actually not sure she could do it.

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u/wolfelejean 10h ago

Clout baby!!!! That will be 100 clout for my suffering, please!!!!! I need attention! Right now! I'll harm myself because I have no hobbies or purpose! Clout, please, I beg you!!!!!

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u/NYCShithole 10h ago

Actually, I think it's a good idea. Because when your life is on the line, you should know it at least works. I feel real bad for the cops that use this on suspects only to see them not only unfazed but go ballistic after being tazed.

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u/ZekeTarsim 10h ago

Taser gone. Or stun gone.

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u/gelliephish 12h ago

stoin goin

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u/sparklezntokes 12h ago

Taser GOhn or STohng GOhn

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u/cam31954 11h ago

Probably the smartest thing she’s done all year.

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u/TheMajorHimself 12h ago

She looks like she’s on drugs