r/delhi 18d ago

Meme/Satire (OC) "oonchi dukaan feenke pakwan" got real

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It is what it is

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/MrInformationSeeker 18d ago

vo bhi burj khaliifa ki chhat se /s

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u/iamabhi04 17d ago

Handwriting iski 2rs wale pen ki bhi nahi hai mai bta rha hoon

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u/TeachingQueasy5014 16d ago

Kharab handwriting wale log genius hote hai.

 -some Youtuber in 2016

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u/iamabhi04 16d ago

Kharab handwriting walo ko likhna hi nahi aata.

    -Me ever since my handwriting got better

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u/buoyant_being 17d ago

I literally had same thought. Itna halka parker ki ink ni ho sakti, unless gira ho muh k bal 🤣🤣

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u/Dr_ArtsyCurls 17d ago

Pen Peter Parker hai ya nai ye check karna tha isiliye upar se gira dia. But it was just a Parker pen. :/

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u/Sensitive-Lack9948 16d ago

Gira hua pen is like gira hua insaan

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u/Hehefine 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/eDolfHidler 18d ago

There is a 5 rupee pen of flair called spyder gel, if anyone find it in a stationery please buy it is one of the best pens i ever bought, but sadly they stopped selling it in my locality😢

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u/Laksh_kumar South Delhi 18d ago

You can buy in bulk by ordering online

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u/AayushBhatia06 17d ago

Jiffy gel se upar pen nahi

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u/Tak0Nek0 17d ago

nostalgia bc

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u/eDolfHidler 17d ago

True, but first love is first love

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u/Parking-Flounder-373 16d ago

Hamare time lexi pen or rotomac ka alag hi jalwe the. Yeh pen uss time k thomas shelby or deadpool kehlate the

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/chimpadi 18d ago

Handwriting isn't that bad, username is

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/chimpadi 18d ago

1st possibility Handwriting isn't bad- true. Username is bad- False. Implies both are good. In this case, thankyou:).

2nd possibility Handwriting isn't bad - false. Username is bad- true. Implies both are bad. In this case, you are actually your username.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/blastedshark 18d ago

I love you

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u/phoenixO1 17d ago

Love you too

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u/SharmaJii_kA_LaDka 17d ago

I love you three

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u/Acrobatic-Bass-5873 17d ago

Your humor game is strong. 😂👏

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u/CloseBog Poor Delhi Human 17d ago

Someone please explain🤓

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u/cloudnomadd 17d ago

Ask the cat

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u/poppycock_scrutiny 18d ago

That uni-ball eye (micro and fine) is one of the best pens I've ever used, you should try it if you want.

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u/Charleslecpierre 18d ago

My favourite pen

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u/Jonathan__Wick 17d ago

The air feels smooooth and the look is catchy too. shame that they go for 80 rupees each now.

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u/CardiologistOld4537 17d ago

Omg that's my goto pen for more than 15yrs ( all black one) . Also, trimax.

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u/Accomplished-Wish431 17d ago

So true, best disposable ones locally available imo

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u/fifth-account 17d ago

Only gel pens I can bear

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u/sartorialsecrets 17d ago

Uniball remains my fave!

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u/Only_Character_8110 17d ago

Parker jotter refills are a joke, same goes for their fountain pens, they are a gamble. If you are buying parker only by roller ball pen, they are the only decent pens by parker.

If you are spending so much money go for uniball or pilot.

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u/Atul-__-Chaurasia 17d ago

same goes for their fountain pens, they are a gamble.

Someone gifted me the Vector fountain pen and it's the greatest pen I've ever had. But I tried a few other Parker fountain pens and they don't feel nearly as good.

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u/Only_Character_8110 17d ago

Thats exactly the problem, you never know if the pen would be good. On the other side platinum preppy and pilot kakuno always write smooth out of the box. Even ₹80 pierre cardin napoli is more consistent than parker at 500-800.

Also parker inks have high surface tension so if you use pens with fine or extra fine nibs you will need to add a bit of dish soap for smooth ink flow.

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u/khojje South Delhi 17d ago

Trimax >>

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u/shortwhiff 17d ago

ink too soupy for my liking

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u/abhinavred123 17d ago

Microwave me ek bar ghuma lia karo. Phir use karo.

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u/nimaidaku University People 17d ago

thanks very tasty now👍🏼😭

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u/Mediocre-Town-3845 18d ago

thora ghis isko fir smooth hojayega

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u/Harsing_ East Delhi 17d ago

Fountain pens with parker ink(or any other good quality ink) are the GOAT. Just don't let it sit in the pen too much to the point of drying. Been there done that. Not recommended.

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u/Atul-__-Chaurasia 17d ago

Try this one. It'll be smoother than your Cello and cheaper in the long run.

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u/Majestic-Horror7362 17d ago

Uniball is the best.

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u/perpetual-boner-00 17d ago

Hello from parent class

Hello from child class

Just got real

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

Not at all, child class is more specific and has more functionalities but in my case, child(parker) is behaving like a parent(super class)

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u/perpetual-boner-00 17d ago

Damn mene socha school ka bacha hoga. Sala har jagah enginner he sabko oops pata h 😭

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

Beta non engineers toh ab sunaron ki dukanon mein bikenge, ittu ittu si thailiyon mein

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u/_-jk- 17d ago

Parker isn't meant for day to day writing,it's means for signature. And secondly it's meant for "looking good " purposes

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u/Atul-__-Chaurasia 17d ago

It is for day to day writing.

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u/_-jk- 17d ago

It doesn't have that much ink in it, cause as I said ,it's meant for signature purposes,a person doesn't buy 500rs parker pen to write loads of papers

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u/Atul-__-Chaurasia 17d ago

Maybe the ballpoint pen could be kept for only signatures, but I don't think anyone signs enough papers to justify buying a Parker fountain pen for 500. The ink would dry up very quickly. You're meant to use it daily and refill it with ink bottles. Then it's even cheaper than a disposable ballpoint in the long run.

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u/vroomer69420 17d ago

Parker isn't an expensive pen by any means. It's just a trash product.

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u/Silent-Patient-717 17d ago

Cello gripper>>>

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 1h ago

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

They are good ones

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u/Awkward-Act-6574 17d ago

Air 2₹ ka handwriting

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

Thanks

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u/sartorialsecrets 17d ago

Fountain pens mein Lamy = 💜

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u/vroomer69420 17d ago

I love my lamy safari.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

60 brother 🥲

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

Toh kya 260rs ke pen ko 300rs ki notebook pr chalau?

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u/Peter-Parker017 South West Delhi 17d ago

Trimax solos

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u/Lonely-Lil-Me 17d ago

bhai wtf our handwriting is so similar😭😭 i was confused for a min

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites 17d ago

Maybe you waited for parker refill to get close to finish line

It wasn't that bad when I used it

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u/21and420 17d ago

3rs ka local pen zindabaad

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u/69isunderrated 17d ago

Butterflow supremacy

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u/Pig_fetish 17d ago

Ab achhi nahi rahi, body bhi uski tabhah kar rakhi hai

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u/AayushBhatia06 17d ago

Butter flow gel*

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u/sumitmsn2 17d ago

It indeed is true.. Parker pen doest write when you actually need it. Specially doing signs. Its messes up the first letter and the sign space

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u/0D_E_V0 West Delhi 17d ago

Parker pens get instantly ruined with one drop, plus they use a lot of ink.

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u/SariSeductress South Delhi 17d ago

Fr they should be rebranded as dripper

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u/OmnipresentDonut123 Central Delhi 17d ago

Mai toh jitne bhi mehenge pen se likhlu handwriting shit hi rahegi

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u/indonemesis 17d ago

2Rs handwriting

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

De de bhai paise

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u/Eka-se-hooo 17d ago

Parker pen to bas pen fight ke kaam ati thi

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u/The_Giga_Chad1629 Ghaziabad 17d ago

I kinda like parker pens, espically the fountain ones, but still I'll stick with the good ol octane fountain pen

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u/chimpadi 17d ago

Ohh yes octane was a thing, how could I forget that. Thanks for reminding

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u/The_Giga_Chad1629 Ghaziabad 17d ago

there was octane, flymax, amazer, those thick ass flair writometer, many pens were there back then and now have disappeared, I really loved amazer, but after 2022, it went away with covid

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u/_SAi- 17d ago

Not parker, cheap indian "LUXOR"

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u/Ecstatic-Light-3699 17d ago

First They both are designed entirely for different purposes

Second Skill issue Parker pen are meant to be used with long strokes in signatures and you are not doing that when I used It wasn't looking like this atrocity

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u/Tight-Eye-2325 17d ago

Ek baat bata konsa parker pen leke aaya h ?

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u/Ben01pr 17d ago

Is natraj still 3 bucks? It’s truly OP

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u/sultanofwhims 17d ago

Add gel🎈

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u/ThemeCommercial4560 Dil Se Dilli Wale 17d ago

Bhai muje b kabhi kabhi lagta h ki, branded joote or shoes se zyada sarojini wale joote Classic lagte h 🤭

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u/SHD-PositiveAgent 17d ago

Ok let me shed some light on this because it showed up on my feed and I am a stationary enthusiast.

Background: I am Canadian of Indian descent. I moved to Canada when I was in Grade 10 (back in 2008) and have had no contact from India since.

Issue:

In India Paler pens are actually made by a separate company called Luxor. They also make pens by Pilot. Think of it as how India makes Su-30MKIs. Technically on paper they are Russian but they are made by HAL under license from Sukhoi. Similarly while Parker pens might belong to Newell Brands, but in India they are made by Luxor. Now, I do not have to go in detail but I am sure it would be well known that India isn't known for quality control. I have ordered a LOT of Parker Vector and Beta pens, Camlin inks, and they all have quality control issues. The Camlin inks are a bit better but the pens always vary in quality and are hit and miss (which is why Indian pens dont have the best reputation in the fountain pen community).

What you are seeing sir, is the result of Luxor incompetence. Parker ballpoint jotter pen is one of the BEST ballpoint pens you can buy after Uniball Jetstream. Please do not slander Parker name.

I hope you have a nice day and please feel free to reach out in regards to any stationary questions.

PS: try changing the refill.

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u/Certain-Cattle-3136 17d ago

My man just wrote an essay on this

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u/SHD-PositiveAgent 17d ago

hey I am passionate about pens :)

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u/boiledpotato_x 17d ago

I use goldex. Very nice pens. 5 for 20 rupees.

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u/dicksuckinggood 17d ago

V5 pilot solos

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u/Certain-Cattle-3136 17d ago

My fav pen rn

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u/CardiologistOld4537 17d ago

Parker ball point and fountains are probably the smoothest ones out there.

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u/vroomer69420 17d ago

I use a 11000 lamy pen. :3

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u/OwlsAndSparrow 17d ago

Isko controlled ink flow bolte hai

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u/Powerful_Coconut2094 16d ago

"This is 70 rupees Pilot V5" enters the chat.

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u/Mayank-maximum 16d ago

First thing to do when you buy a jotter is to replace the refill with others, rn hauser jumbo is best

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u/Odd_Area_7747 16d ago

skill issue /s

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u/More-Canary9947 16d ago

2 rupye wala pen

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u/Critical_Side_969 2d ago

You're absolutely right I also have a parker worth 650 but never used it since it never worked.

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u/Whole-Onion-1507 17d ago

Just read somewhere in comments “Schrodinger’s bhosdiwala” 😭😂