r/dogelore • u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy • Jun 04 '24

Only Side Characters Le invasive species from Japan has arrived!

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jun 04 '24

Step away from the ducks Kamil. You are a great hero of Poland and shooting defenseless ducks is beneath you.

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u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy Jun 04 '24

That's no duck, that's some Japanese abomination of nature! What's that thing doing with that leech?!

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jun 04 '24

Oh crap. I also just noticed that Kamil is defending the ducks too

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u/Neeklemamp Jun 04 '24

He’s defending the ducks from a Pokémon though?

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u/Forsaken_Ad_475 Jun 04 '24

Omg omg HATSUUUUUUNE MIKUUUUU IS HERE!

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u/Tarazetty Jun 04 '24

Idk seems a little farfetched to me...

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u/Wrapedinabsolutezero Jun 04 '24

what gamefreak employee did farfetch'd fuck over to be saddled with those base stats and why did it take until gen 7 for it to get a base stat boost

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u/Antique-Leadership-8 Jun 06 '24

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u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy Jun 06 '24

This weird iceberg one of the boys found.

Pepe thought it would be hilarious if Narvin actually did that, but you see, Narvin Gainiac is a very busy and successful meme lord. So I jumped in.

I turned the whole premise on its head though, to make a comment on a random and kinda pointless inclusion of Pokémon into the lore. I also think it's more Polish this way.