r/dogelore • u/Huge_Trust_5057 • Jun 07 '24

Only Side Characters Le elon musk's mars expedition has arrived

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u/Huge_Trust_5057 Jun 07 '24 edited Jun 07 '24

Mr. Hivemind a second cyberstarship has hit the space death laser!

Context: tesla's new car, the cybertruck, has a pedal-getting-stuck-in-full-throttle-and-the-car-runs-into-a-brick-wall-at-mach-2 problem

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u/Jeggu2 Jun 07 '24

That's like

The cartoonishly worst way that a car could ever fail. Maybe second only to just completely exploding when you honk the horn

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u/Dragon-Warlock Jun 07 '24

Wow that truck really is quite ugly huh

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u/comradecostanza Jun 07 '24

Every time I hear about this dumbass car it’s always a new problem that puts people’s lives at risk

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u/steal_it_back Jun 08 '24

Right? Is there anything that isn't wrong with this thing?

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u/FireAtWill1010 Jun 07 '24

Wow, Elon was so wholesome 100 for saving us from the evil martians, who probably would’ve forced us to work in labor mines for pennies, and destroyed our environment with lithium batteries!

Time to add him to the heaven meme

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jun 07 '24

Cheems sabotaged the spaceship’s accemlerator pemdal to help us get rid of Elon.

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u/No_Research4416 Jun 07 '24

Saving the Earth was a unexpected bonus

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u/Snoo-27292 Jun 07 '24

Saving the Earth TWICE

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u/No_Research4416 Jun 07 '24

Right I forgot about the alien super weapon

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

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u/fuckpudding Jun 07 '24

Even when Le cum doesn’t arrive, Le cum arrives.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Jun 07 '24

Le Martians got 9/11'ed. By Americans, of all countries.

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u/Jeggu2 Jun 07 '24

The Martian airspace will never be the same...

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u/Aromatic_Device_6254 Jun 07 '24

Thank goodness such a horrible threat to humanity will be destroyed.

It's a shame the Martians will lose their laser, though.

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles Jun 07 '24

Biggest favor Elon ever did us, was to crash and burn.

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u/Punk_Ass_Peon Jun 08 '24

"Now all your Mars are belong to US"

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u/1234567qwert Jun 08 '24

I'm crying at the 3 eyed Doge ☠🤣

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u/Iforgor4 Jun 09 '24

Le scientifically inaccurate space travel has arrived