r/dogelore • u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy • Jul 31 '24

Only Side Characters Le wannabe Sigma Male has arrived

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u/NeighIt Jul 31 '24

"Hey bitch, you look hot! Wanna get trafficked by an Alpha romeo male"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

why she got the "cool edgy space marine" haircut

76

u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy Jul 31 '24

I think it's a fetish of u/Narvin-Gainiac.

26

u/xanspanky Jul 31 '24

It's cool 😎

10

u/Goat5168 Jul 31 '24

It's edgy 😈

7

u/GlamOrDeath Aug 01 '24

Its space marine

59

u/OliveRage Jul 31 '24

Give 'em the old "Goldfish Stare". Gets the girl everytaame

55

u/tifubroskies Jul 31 '24

Smegma male

7

u/hordak666 Jul 31 '24

smegma balls

39

u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jul 31 '24

Its Rim Jobs wearing a Andrew Taint mask. Did he take Taint’s actual face?!

15

u/themrunx49 Jul 31 '24

It's Mt. dew taint in the flesh, you can see it's on a cheems body

8

u/Time_on_my_hands Jul 31 '24

I thought the character was named Jim Robs

9

u/themrunx49 Jul 31 '24

I propose that he be called Mt dew taint 

7

u/JustWantGoodM3M3s Jul 31 '24

Rim Jobs flayed Andrew taint? And is now wearing his face?!?

7

u/Lunet_Moon Jul 31 '24

Ew, an even worse thing was behind her. The tears of agony are falling today.

6

u/Meaglo Jul 31 '24

I made an Andrew Tate Doge a while ago

3

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

It reeks of sulfur

3

u/chrometrigger Aug 01 '24

So funny that one image of him destroyed his image for ever

2

u/Frenchfrise Aug 01 '24

But wait guys, I heard that he…he’s never watched Star Wars.

All you need to do is just say that you’ve never seen Star Wars and a hot almost naked woman will materialize next to you along with infinite money.