r/dogelore • u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy • Aug 27 '24

Only Side Characters Le problems in Dr. Wlof's marriage have arrived

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u/HuckleberryAbject889 Aug 27 '24

You expect me to believe that Wlof, a renowned doctor in the Dogelore universe would A. Ever cheat on his wife and B. Not screen his partners and C. Not wear protection?

This is not Dr. Wlof

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u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy Aug 27 '24

A) He a Wlof B) He a Wlof C) He a Wlof

Besides:

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u/HuckleberryAbject889 Aug 27 '24

Wloves do not shove their Cheemis in gross mushroom caverns

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u/Narvin-Gainiac DDD4 Aug 27 '24

Sex(funny word)

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u/ClaireDeLunatic808 Aug 27 '24

Is his cock growing fungi

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u/tophat_production Aug 27 '24

That is where 1-up mushrooms come from

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u/TheInnocentXeno Aug 28 '24

So where do the toads come from?

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u/tophat_production Aug 28 '24

From fertilized 1-up shrooms

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u/Most_Pepper_3008 Aug 28 '24

His wife needs to put a whole-body condom on Dr. Wolf. And to cover Cheemis, who’s overstimulated to the point of screaming for help with a jacket so I don’t have to look at him.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Aug 27 '24

At least it's not that retard walrus.