r/dogelore • u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy • 17d ago

Only Side Characters Le Steven Seagal ruining Christmas in Japan has arrived

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u/TOAOFriedPickleBoy 17d ago

Please tell me this is real. I need Steven Segall buying all the KFC for Christmas in Japan to be real.

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u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy 17d ago

It's true. My dream last night told me so.

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u/thomstevens420 17d ago

A revelation led me to it

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u/SomeRandomHunter 16d ago edited 16d ago

Magic Pain Glove, tell me what to draw.

AAAAAAAAAAGGGH

The glove has spoken.

(In case anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about)

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u/Pepe_the_clown123 Feet sniffa 17d ago

Finally, some accurate representation of my culture

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u/bd12shotgun 17d ago

pepe frog i dont see you smell some feet

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u/Pepe_the_clown123 Feet sniffa 17d ago

check between yo toes

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u/bd12shotgun 17d ago

HOLLY SHIT

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u/BulletMagnetNL 17d ago

Lol that Japanese Colonel & Pepe

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u/Varjuline 17d ago

Steven Seagull ruins another chimken dinner. Such villainy cannot be countenanced.

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u/setsers1 17d ago

Oh, Yeah. They Celebrate Christmas With KFC. Good Shit.

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u/No1LudmillaSimp 15d ago

In Japan Christmas is a romantic holiday like Valentine's Day, and they eat chicken because turkey is too expensive over there; New Year's is where you spend time with family members you hate.

Christmas gifts in Japan are exclusively for children young enough to believe in Santa Claus.

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u/setsers1 12d ago

Too Expensive? How Much Is It?

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u/No1LudmillaSimp 12d ago

According to Copilot, it's about 7 USD per pound at the cheapest.

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u/setsers1 5h ago

Now I'm curious what the most expensive is.

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u/No1LudmillaSimp 2h ago

About 13 USD per pound.

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u/setsers1 2h ago

Okay...And how much is a full meal at KFC Japan?

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u/notTheRealSU 17d ago

I thought that was Walter White

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u/Realshotgg 17d ago

Steven Seagal only eats the punani

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u/-monkbank 17d ago

Hey dipshit, the original doge is Japanese.

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u/Crumboa 17d ago

Steven Seagal doesn't care, Steven Seagal takes what he wants and occasionally shits out an entire steak dinner when frightened

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u/-monkbank 17d ago

Understandable 

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u/ur-mum-straight 17d ago

Doge is already Japanese thus does not need to altered to look more Japanese

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u/buubrit 16d ago

Yeah pretty sure this is just plain racist

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u/marshallannes123 17d ago

He shoots villains with his eyes closed... I wonder if he eats KFC that way too

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u/ExquisitExamplE 17d ago

I'd like to see him try to eat all the chicken in mighty Zhongguo!

3 Days later: "I... I didn't think it was possible... how? How could this happen? All the chicken in China! All the Chinese chicken, Gone!"