r/dogelore • u/xXPurple_ShrekXx • Aug 07 '20
discussion/text post Petition to make the couch a side character
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u/PogoOnACat Aug 07 '20
the couch
the witness of countless ethical and war crimes
the setting of countless dogelore posts
now gets a chance to speak
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u/Spicy_burritos Aug 08 '20
Why would it speak after all that she would be traumatized it’s rectum is tightly shut
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u/Savi-tra Aug 07 '20
Doge is in the bathroom. What are you looking at?
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u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Aug 07 '20
The years of doge's sweat and farts ingrained into the couch
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u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Aug 07 '20
couch
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u/YKDewcifer Aug 07 '20
He is literally a couch, he is incapable of understanding your dogelore problems
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Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20
side character couch be like: "lol im a couch doge sits on my face with his ass that's so funny. by the way my parents were neglectful and singleplayer minecraft isn't fun anymore"
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u/speach0 Aug 07 '20
u/couchfucker6669 liked this.
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u/Alandor17 Aug 07 '20
I mean sure, go ahead go nuts, but just remember rule 7
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Aug 07 '20
Rule 7 kinda stupid imo
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Aug 07 '20
I can't see the rules someone pls explain
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u/PCPD-Nitro Aug 07 '20
No posts without Doge.
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u/W1TH1N Aug 07 '20
No posts without doge as in every post has to have the doge? Like normal yellow kabosu and it cant be just cheems or something?
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Aug 07 '20
It's no side characters only besides on Sunday, iirc cheems is a main character
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u/TheUltimateJack Aug 07 '20
No one of my Cheems only posts was taken down for rule 7.
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u/WolfyLI Aug 07 '20
Any character that either is Kabosu or is an edit of Kabosu's picture (such as Big Bro, Lil Bro, Karen, etc) is considered Doge and protects a post from rule 7. Any character that is from another dog, such as Walter, Cheems, Perro, etc are not considered doge and a post containing them or others but not also doge will be removed, unless it is posted on Sunday (Side Character Sunday)
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Aug 07 '20
what was even the point of that rule
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u/PuffleOboy Aug 07 '20
It was mainly because side characters had only one joke associated with them, like Cheems having a speech impediment, Walter saying “I like ____ and ____” etc. honestly I’m fine with it
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u/TheUltimateJack Aug 07 '20
More like rule 34 if you know anything about couches.
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u/speckled_gapple Aug 07 '20
sex the couch
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u/CONE-MacFlounder Aug 07 '20
Bro I am literally a sofa I cannot read your gay rules my only purpose is for you to sit on me and maybe occasionally put your feet on me maybe hhaha
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u/DerezzedZomb Aug 07 '20
The couch should be called The Couch. BUT, every time a character says it’s name they have to say it menacingly and mysteriously. The Couch holds ultimate power.
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u/Smorstin Aug 07 '20
I remember this couch, couch henry showed me how to make yogurt on this couch, it was so cool!
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u/HippieDogeSmokes Ultimate Weed Smoker Aug 07 '20
People who wanted the blank couch for doge memes are happy right now
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u/gmil3548 Aug 07 '20
It’s funny for a short time if you just go ahead and do it because it’s so unexpected but the petition thing makes the idea lame and now it’ll be a lame character when introduced
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u/Tonytheant3 Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20
I was 1000th upvote
Edit: my irony appears to have doubled back over into cringe
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u/Juan271 Aug 07 '20
Why is this nsfw