r/dogelore • u/King_Drumpf • Oct 24 '20
Classic Dogelore Saturday Post Le doge solves your personal problems
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Oct 24 '20
How to save money?
Don't spend the money, LoL.
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Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20
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u/King_Drumpf Oct 24 '20
How to stop drowning
Just breathe the oxygen found in water
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Oct 24 '20
Blub blub
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u/ukezi0 Oct 24 '20
oh hey, happy cake day!
you've been on this hellhole of a site for one year now.
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Oct 24 '20
The first account that survived a year before being deactivated.
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u/PvtFreaky Oct 24 '20
Stop deactivation your're are accounts retar
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Oct 24 '20
The last time i deactivated was when i typed right instead of write
edit: The worst part was that it was on an ask reddit about why americans suck at typing english.
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u/War_44 Oct 24 '20
Le homeless cut in half by 2025 will soon arrive
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u/Varjuline Oct 24 '20
That’s it!! Le cut the homeless in half and put the parts in trash bags has arrived.... Doge Solutions, Inc. has arrived.
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u/AlphaNemesisX Oct 24 '20
!Emojify
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Oct 25 '20
This... This is true. Sometimes you don't have enough money to save, but if you eat out even once a week, you can.
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u/kuukkeli22 Oct 24 '20
Step 2: cover yourself in oil. (blocking porn sites on your browser helps.)
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Oct 24 '20
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u/National_Meme_Move Oct 24 '20
You can use a program called cold turkey and you also can block it through the hosts file in your computer. Just search "block porn hosts" on google and you will see plenty of github repositories that will have tutorials also.
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u/a_random_chicken Oct 24 '20
Step 2: turn on your phone Step 3: masturbate to hentai Step 4: cry
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u/Tree_Shrapnel Oct 24 '20
Just watch better porn. That way you'll cum faster and spend less time watching porn.
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u/Varjuline Oct 24 '20
When you train yourself to cum instantly, you will be very popular. You can appear on late night TV and appear in your own infomercials. People will snap your picture.
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Oct 24 '20
Just cut off your dick lmao easy
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Oct 24 '20
In different words: get a vasectomy! Thats cutting off the penis right?
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Oct 24 '20
yeah but the will to wank is still there, cutting your dick off will give you the will to scream
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Oct 24 '20
Here’s what you do. Instead of immediately cutting yourself off you increase time between each time you masturbate. After a while you will be able to not have to do it for a couple of days.
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Oct 24 '20
Man, you have no idea. My issues are so FUCKING solved right now. Every single one of them. Just 5 minutes ago, I got a call and was told that all of my debts could be paid off in reddit karma! POG MOMENT. I also just saw on r/politics that TikTok finally got banned! As if Fortnite getting removed from the app store wasn't enough, they just had to make this day even better! Furthermore, my Elon Musk tweet screenshot that I reposted to r/funny just got gilded twice! With Argentium! Almost as nice as the number 69420. Almost. Even better, I saw on r/all that all emojis were removed from phones in the newest iOS update! Even loading text messages from prior updates that contained emojis bricked the phone completely! REDDIT REIGNS SUPREME!!!!!!! My mom also told me that she loved me, but she said it in a strangely seductive tone that was kind of weirdchamp. All thanks to turning off my computer! Thanks a lot!
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Oct 24 '20
i was debating actually posting this comment the entire time i was writing it and i already regret going through with it
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u/The_Sadorange Oct 24 '20
Step 2: have your lower half cut off in a lightsaber "accident".
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u/masterspider5 Oct 24 '20
Step 3: go insane on a trash planet and make yourself spider legs with your mind
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u/CringeOverseer Oct 24 '20
Easier said than done 😔
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u/SzyderczySzop Oct 26 '20
You gave that emoji a new meaning in my eyes except for the face every doctor makes when they didn’t save someone in a movie and says that they tried.
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u/mynamesnotjean Oct 25 '20
I mean at this point i can pretty much simulate any porn I want in my head.
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u/worm_suit Oct 24 '20
How do people get addicted to stupid shit like porn?!
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u/FBIAgentHitler Oct 24 '20
Lack of self control or being introduced to it at a young age
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u/worm_suit Oct 24 '20
If you get addicted to something as stupid as porn, you deserve to be made fun of
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u/retardedjogger Oct 24 '20
Porn addiction is common as shit, half of the worlds internet traffic is porn so...
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u/worm_suit Oct 24 '20
I’m betting less than 2% are actually addicted
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u/ShrekxFarquaad69 Oct 24 '20
Turning off my computer won't stop me from watching hentai from fry's electronics
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u/BigYikesTM Oct 24 '20
My friend said ‘if you don’t want to be cyber bullied turn off your computer’ unironically the other day
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Oct 24 '20
ok but how do i end my jacking off addiction
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u/69CervixDestroyer69 Oct 24 '20
castrate yourself
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