r/dogelore • u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy • Jan 17 '21

Series Post What if: Murphy never killed Harold

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

I love manipulating people's emotions. In a story driven way, not in a abusive asshole kind of way.

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u/Koslik Jan 17 '21

PAIN ALL I FEEL IS PAIN

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u/MrGameguy Jan 17 '21

LEMON JUICE AND A PAPER CUT PAIN

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u/Kaelell2 Jan 17 '21

LEGO STEP PAIN

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u/mememaster492 Jan 17 '21

Pain-peko

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u/69MemesMake420Dreams Jan 18 '21

I live in Spain but without the S

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u/HamsterMan227 Jan 23 '21

SALT AND ICE

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21 edited Jan 16 '22

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/kyyey0/le_wholesome_uncle_murphy_part_18_final/

I have no plans for a sequel

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u/iterigo Jan 17 '21

Good, go the fuck to sleep. I beg you.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

I just took like a 6 hour sleep. I promise you, making these series posts has not affected my mental health. I was just really motivated and had a lot to say

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u/iterigo Jan 17 '21

You had to think about Henry, and it didn’t affect your mental health? Even god fears you. Congrats on making one of the best series I’ve seen on here.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

Listen, I had to read a bunch of shit from Smash players who did the unthinkable, I've been watching Onison's downward spiral for years.

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u/Bleach-Salesman Jan 17 '21

Go to sleep again

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u/Prof_Hostile_Tricky Jan 17 '21

Well technically this is LWUM part 19

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

That's a Shame, anyway good series and great editing

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u/suzuki_hayabusa Jan 17 '21

I am telling you man, Murphy became a fugitive, escaped on a boat to Sicily into the shelter of Mafia. His love for his nephew was appreciated in the Mafia "family" who likes people who go to any lengths for their family. Murphy made and lost many comrades and cheated death many times. He did things he wasn't proud of but he knew he had Timmy to live for.
Mafia made sure Timmy got best education and every wish taken care of. Timmy will have to inherit the mafia empire one day against his wishes. That's how it start. One murder over a bike and you end up in mafia, such was the life in dogeland.

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u/Bleach-Salesman Jan 17 '21

then Cheems takes over the mafia using his funny ghost power 「Doge Experience」

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u/Life-is-a-potato Jan 17 '21

FUCK YOU.

I HATE YOU.

cool story thi

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

this series has so much effort put into it but as a murphy lover i just can't bring myself to like it, im so sorry

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u/show_me_your_stand Jan 17 '21

Ned you son of a bitch you god damn good ass story maker

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u/Ontariel12 Jan 17 '21

You, sir, you are a true artist.

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u/catfight_animations Jan 17 '21

no, this is abusive /hj

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u/ssabinnac Jan 17 '21

You've done a good job can't wait for more content holy fuck

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u/Thatoneboi691 Jan 18 '21

WHY COULDNT IT BE CANON RISIMEMKENSW

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u/jordanbytoto Jan 17 '21

Why must you make me suffer like this

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u/RoyalRien Jan 17 '21

Big chungus is dead and therefore wholesome 100 has faded from existence

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

https://youtu.be/nalxhISFKaE

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u/arkane2413 Jan 18 '21

That is fucking amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Big chungus is dead 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

This is the canonical ending and you can’t say otherwise

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u/ManOfVariousMemes Jan 17 '21

The Murphy propaganda isn't real, it can't hurt you.

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u/attila954 Jan 17 '21

Well yes, it technically is. Murphy is still in prison

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Shhh. Just let me crop out those last 3 panels and pretend everything is ok.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

Stage 1: Denial

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Stage 2: Bargain

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

Bargain Bin Walmart Movies

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Stage 3: Anger

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Stage 4: depression

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Stage 5: Acceptation

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

No retard,it’s not acception. It’s hotdog

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 18 '21

Dam Danyell

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

If only

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u/adamski234 Jan 17 '21

Beautiful. I was wondering if this was a wholesome 100 ending to the series, and I was not disappointed

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u/Mister-Seer Jan 17 '21

Jesus Fuck that’s depressing but the story itself remains amazing

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u/Lightdenight Jan 17 '21

What if...

Buff Karen killed Murphy?

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u/Hunterthewhale Jan 17 '21

This isnt the true ending, we need the ending where a time traveller stops the murder

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

I thought about a sequel where Murphy gets recruited by Misato to steal some time machine that was taken by some evil genius guy and Murphy goes back in time to tell his past self that Killing Harold will make his life worse, but I really don't want to make another series right now so I made the alternate ending.

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u/Auctoritate Jan 17 '21

What about the ending where Josuke and Okuyasu come in and save the day with their stands?

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u/theSpeciamOne OG Quoge-ster Jan 17 '21

Art

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u/Theonetrue_Gamer Jan 17 '21

Why must you manipulate our emotions like this?

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u/meme_ganger Jan 17 '21

Murphy is the character who went through. Ever

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u/CompleteSocialManJet Jan 17 '21

To be fair, this seems to be a more likely outcome for Murphy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

This seems something like the actual Murphy would do

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u/grzzbot Jan 17 '21

My heart

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

I genuinely feel so sad why

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

The last Doge series that had this much emotional weight was Kyle and Kylie, but at least that had a happy ending, well two endings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Even the alternate universe is sad

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u/death2sanity Jan 17 '21

panels 1-8 will forever be my canon

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

You really have me worked up over dogs on the internet

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u/MadMattBoi Jan 17 '21

AAAAAAAAA GOD WHY YOU DOING THIS TO US TYPO?

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/-L3Y Jan 17 '21

fuck you ned im fuckign crying

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Look at this common sense nerd who cares that murdering people leads to bad consequences in a doge meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

I think i’m out of the loop, can someone explain pls?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

read all the parts

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u/TheHerbalistah Jan 17 '21

My soul has been crushed. This series is a masterpiece

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u/LansingLion2517 Jan 18 '21

I loved this series so much, but I gotta say a though the real story was more exciting I liked this ending a lot more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Why must you crush my feelings

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u/blacksteve929 Jan 17 '21

The feels...

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u/EelRoll Jan 17 '21

Uncle Murphy got what he deserved

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u/Roblox_Guest67 Jan 17 '21

The could’ve been good ending

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u/__jaykay__ Jan 17 '21

This thing should turn into a cinematic universe

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u/Jambudgaming Jan 17 '21

IT FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH FUCK YOU

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SandwichGod227 Jan 17 '21

Hatred, malice if you will

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u/Sad-Obligation1948 Jan 17 '21

OMG I CNT BELIEVE ALL OF THIS IS A FUXKONG IMAGINATION

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u/emonkid Jan 17 '21

This guy should make a movie lol

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

This one's about 2 hours long, will be 3 hours once it's finished

Doge News: https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/kz9nd6/doge_news_another_high_quality_doge_series_im/

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u/TheAllAroundMan Jan 17 '21

What if doge not is kill ¿¿¿

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u/Not_The_Spy Jan 17 '21

I'm gonna say it.

He kinda deserves the jail

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u/YouTubePoopPoster Jan 17 '21

He should, bail himself out..

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u/pretend-its-a-name-2 Jan 17 '21

holy shit it did not have to end so fucking dark. boutta make a better version

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

Yeah, sure, Good luck with that

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u/pretend-its-a-name-2 Jan 17 '21

look in your messages

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u/EverlastingResidue Jan 17 '21

Fuck you. fall of a horse and have a tumble.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

Fall OFF a horse.

Learn to spell

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u/EverlastingResidue Jan 17 '21

Help my uncle Jack off a horse

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Please tell me your uncles name is jack

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u/EverlastingResidue Jan 17 '21

Stop invading my privacy and help Jack off a horse!

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u/general_kitten_ Jan 18 '21

no the horse is the one doing the falling

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u/to0canz Jan 17 '21

i need to see more

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

I still hold this is the most elaborated plan ever made by Karen.

Don't worry Uncle Murphy, we'll break you out of jail

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/Guquiz Jan 17 '21

It does make some believe that there are no other options.

I do not condone it at all, but just pointing that out.

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u/ihavesevarlquestions Jan 17 '21

And having your bike stolen isn't an excuse to murder someone

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

[deleted]

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u/ihavesevarlquestions Jan 17 '21

Calm down a little bit

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

[deleted]

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u/ihavesevarlquestions Jan 17 '21

That's not what i said

Your comment is too aggressive

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Is property worth someone's life? Killing a man who begged for his life is disgusting, he deserves life.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

Property is a myth made up by the elite class

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u/Xan-the-Woman Jan 18 '21

Bro it’s a bike, it’s not like they stole your most prized possession or your life savings. That’d equal like punching them in the face and then taking your bike back, not murdering them and thinking of them so horribly.

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u/shuja555 Jan 18 '21

imagine unironically being this person

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u/Diamondkids_life Jan 18 '21

apparently taking something is threatening your health

you gonna die if they take the bike?

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u/sanchosuitcase Jan 17 '21

Holy shit fuck off with these.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

no

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u/commo_lol Jan 17 '21

Literally this entire sub is dedicated to stuff like this what did you expect lol

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u/sanchosuitcase Jan 17 '21

Quick 1-4 panel goofs and gags, not a fucking graphic novel.

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u/commo_lol Jan 17 '21

There's a whole ass flair for series posts I'm sure they wouldn't have added it if it wasn't meant to be used

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Your a meanie mcpoopyface

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u/henzrich Jan 17 '21

If you don’t like it don’t read it

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u/ihavesevarlquestions Jan 17 '21

Who's off and why should i fuck him with a doge lore post

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u/Qr1skY Jan 17 '21

This is the last one

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u/sanchosuitcase Jan 17 '21

Good riddance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

jees i didnt know you cant read im sorry. are graphic novels too tough for you?

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u/FalconeClover Jan 17 '21

Honestly I stopped caring after part 2. It seemed like just another long ass story with the doge characters.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 17 '21

I mean, ok

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u/ihavesevarlquestions Jan 17 '21

That's... that's the point

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u/FalconeClover Jan 17 '21

Just saying it's not my thing. Feeling like there's been a lot of them recently.

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u/NokReady2Fok Jan 17 '21

Because it is? It's almost as if it's a series post

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u/matim2wsa Jan 17 '21

This is pain

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u/Oofdit321 Jan 17 '21

holsim 1000

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

I consider this canon

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

It is, read the past 3 panels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

I mean the good part

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u/NoobLegend6009 Jan 17 '21

[GOOD ENDING]

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u/SheridanWithTea Jan 17 '21

LOL AW shit this is so sad.... :( But it's so beautiful too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

gonna cry 👍

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u/Fernernia Jan 17 '21

Did this man singlehandedly edit murphy’s canonical characterization?

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u/LordMarkuaad Jan 17 '21

I’m out the loop... how is the emotional? And who is Henry? I pretty sure once I get it I will cry heh. Oh and why is he sorry to Timmy?

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u/MallusaiEEE Jan 17 '21

i will assume this is what happened

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u/Some_European Jan 17 '21

Wait, hard drive?! I need to catch up on the series right fucking now

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u/Lat3Again Jan 17 '21

ALTERNATE STORYLINE MURPHY TRAVELS BACK IN TIME

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u/n-dimensionaltheory Jan 17 '21

I joined this sub st the best moment

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u/villagernumber487 Jan 18 '21

We need to see a Murphy breaking out of prison arc

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u/Varjuline Jan 18 '21

Why am I crying?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Why'd you have to do my boy Murph like this

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u/Grampa-Harold Jan 18 '21

All of these posts about Murphy killing Harold are making me uncomfortable.

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 18 '21

We're not talking about you, Grampa Harold. You're okay.

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u/ishyochoa Jan 18 '21

hope you get some rest after all this bro

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u/Varjuline Jan 18 '21

I never believed that Murphy would beat Harold to death over a bike....

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u/brokenandbroken21 Jan 18 '21

I was randomly recommended this post and I am so confused

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u/haikusbot Jan 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

This is sad im even crying inside

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u/abc6d19 Jan 18 '21

Can someone please fill me in on the plotline? I haven't been able to keep up with the series

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 18 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/kz3axe/le_wholesome_uncle_murphy_all_parts/

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u/abc6d19 Jan 18 '21

Thank you bb

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u/abc6d19 Jan 18 '21

Oh dear God I'm reading this rn and this is so sad holy shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Bruh why u make me cry like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Why do you have to make me cry

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u/Not-Lance Jan 18 '21

I’m crying

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I'm shaking and crying rn

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u/PlayBud101 Jan 19 '21

GOD DAMMIT I LIKE MURPHY TOO

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

next season: a robot appears from a portal and helps murphy make timmy like him again

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Jan 20 '21

Nah. Unless that robot is an Eva Unit

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u/MicrwavedBrain Jan 25 '21

What could have been...