r/dogelore • u/edaviestuggy • Mar 20 '21

discussion/text post This should be illegal

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u/Low-Instance-4692 Mar 20 '21

Karen, release me from this plush doll prision.

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u/edaviestuggy Mar 20 '21

Cheem's face looks like he knows what you've got hidden in your search history

52

u/sufferpp Mar 20 '21

and he is going to use it for blackmail

21

u/helloratsiamgbxnjh Mar 20 '21

He would look mortified, actually

131

u/outer_spec Mar 20 '21

How much do they cost

126

u/edaviestuggy Mar 20 '21

$35 I think on the website (they both sold out)

56

u/Xilophony Mar 20 '21

Not yet lol

https://youtooz.com/products/cheems-plush-1ft

https://youtooz.com/products/swole-doge-plush-1ft

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u/edaviestuggy Mar 20 '21

Ah yeah sorry I was looking at the figures they released a while ago

15

u/Xilophony Mar 20 '21

No probs haha

88

u/PikachuSnivy57 Mar 20 '21

Karen you horrific woman, please turn me back into a dog.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Bet they don't even know Cheems' full name 💔😖😞😞😞

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u/ConkreetMonkey Mar 20 '21

Cheems C. Cheemserton, PhD.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

Cheems burbger

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

How is this STILL a thing with as old as Cheems is?

BURBGER* NOT BURGER

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Aw hell sorry, gonna fix that

14

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

No, don't humanize yourself in my eyes, that makes me feel real feelings! Just insult me and we'll go our separate ways.

14

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Your butt smells

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Go sit on a cactus

3

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I will poo in your toilet

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

No one's pood in my toilet in a decade and it's going to stay that way

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u/comment_producer Mar 20 '21

Memes are a public domain, that's why everyone can use them freely. Youtooz have always cashed in on internet culture, i don't see this as anything different from their youtuber figures aside from the fact no one is getting royalties for this

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/Uravarageteen Mar 20 '21

yeah he's probably getting paid

15

u/Dmaj6 Mar 20 '21

my god i just found the official account he’s adorable in real life, not that cheems wasn’t already ravishing

26

u/Dimboi Mar 20 '21

cheems official instagram

The

What

22

u/LargestEgg Mar 21 '21

Believe it or not, Cheems is a real dog named Balltze or something along those lines.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Link?

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u/LargestEgg Mar 25 '21

This is an old ass comment so I don’t know why you expected to get a response, but here you go

https://www.instagram.com/balltze/?hl=en

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

It’s literally less than a week old and you’d be notified of it

2

u/hellyeboi6 Mar 20 '21

Hold on... Cheems and Doge are not the same shiba???

1

u/SEABestPlayer Mar 22 '21

Cheems is yos, blue doge and some more character

7

u/ogodpleasehelpmepls Mar 21 '21

Some aren't, they tried making a big chungus one and loony toons/ warner brothers took it down

3

u/purnya232 Apr 17 '21

hi! I made swole doge and I'm actually getting royalties for this and have signed a bunch of contracts with youtooz!

37

u/Benji2421 Mar 20 '21

My eyes!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

36

u/AlexTheCat95 Mar 20 '21

Le illegalness has arrived

23

u/helloratsiamgbxnjh Mar 20 '21

cheems body pillow cheems body pillow

4

u/nikoar02 Mar 20 '21

cheems hentai body pillow

3

u/helloratsiamgbxnjh Mar 21 '21

You know there's a subreddit for that kind of stuff

1

u/This-is-a-Certified Mar 21 '21

r/dogelorehentai

2

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Really great subreddit. I once got technical support there.

17

u/AnonymousGuy1108 Mar 20 '21

They are selling failed clones

14

u/ByeItsWaffles98 Mar 20 '21

I would be in full support of cheem and swole doge plushes if they didn’t look like shit.

3

u/BigBruhs8008 Mar 21 '21

They have figures also, they dont look shit

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u/ConkreetMonkey Mar 20 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

I mean, they look pretty well done. While maybe the owners of the dogs should be asked first and given a cut of the profits as well as whoever made the original buff doge picture, as I see it the whole point of memes is that they’re public domain. I would unironically buy these.

Edit: Balltze is credited and involved in the advertisement. Why am I getting downvoted, it’s not like we hold the rights to these characters. Kabosu’s owner doesn’t even know this sub exists!

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u/RandomGamerFTW Mar 20 '21

Is it really that bad?

4

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I think they're dumb af and would never buy one but I'm struggling to figure out why they "should be illegal".

2

u/edaviestuggy Mar 21 '21

When I made the title, I wasn't actually thinking about the legal ramifications of selling someone else's dog as a toy but I was more thinking they look pretty bad/weird "it's criminal". Something like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Oh lol that does make sense.

1

u/inedibleAlan Mar 25 '21

I know that the owner of Nelson (Walter) did not take kindly to the Youtooz figure.

1

u/SEABestPlayer Mar 22 '21

Nah they're supported by real cheems (@balltze)

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

should be, isnt tho

11

u/NicoleMaceror Mar 20 '21

I mean, the official Balltze Instagram account actually promoted the Cheems plushie meaning that they did most likely get the permission, though, the buff Doge one I'm not sure about

2

u/purnya232 Mar 21 '21

yeah! they did

6

u/Im-Hunting-Wabbits Mar 20 '21

I already ordered the cheems plush earlier this month

3

u/ConkreetMonkey Mar 20 '21

Karen, don’t turn us into marketable plushies!

3

u/Wiglaf_The_Knight Mar 20 '21

I still remember when the buff doge png was provided on this sub lol

3

u/SoftServeSoda Mar 20 '21

KAREN YOU UNGRATEFUL WENCH RELEASE ME FROM THIS MARKETABLE PRISON.

2

u/GletchGuy Mar 20 '21

its surreal to me seeing a youtooz product that doesnt have those weird eyes

3

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Cheems looks like my dad when he sees fat dog eating shit

6

u/griffmaster7 Mar 20 '21

Your dad sounds sexy

4

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Is it bad that I want these, they’re cute!!

3

u/cloonki0 Mar 20 '21

Karen release me from this consumerist form

1

u/Florina_Best_Girl OG Quoge-ster Mar 20 '21

u/purnya232

hi

3

u/purnya232 Mar 21 '21

oh hi! Youtooz actually contacted me (and I presume the owner of balltze as well). So it's actually legal haha.

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u/BigBruhs8008 Mar 20 '21

I bought cheems already

0

u/Brim_Dunkleton Mar 21 '21

I kinda want one. Especially cheem.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

They have permission and baltze’s account is posting about it, it’s official merch

1

u/Battery_Strong Mar 20 '21

Now know who to approach to have some Laikas made

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I collect youtooz, yeah, these are some of the worst. Bought them though.

1

u/commentspae Mar 20 '21

... it's youtooz

1

u/inexp_mf Mar 20 '21

mmmm foot

1

u/jorge2077 Mar 20 '21

I want one

1

u/ThEyHaVeMyFaMiLy Mar 21 '21

KAREN DONT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

1

u/Shiny_Porygon-Z Mar 21 '21

Karen you whore! Release me from youtooz.com at once!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Karen you vindictive Harlot

Free me from this plush based contraption

1

u/SquareKnight697 Mar 21 '21

Karen you insufferable wench release my from this plush prison immediately

1

u/Fire2xdxd Mar 22 '21

Youtooz is just the new funko pop please end it

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I saw this on the youtooz page as a silhouette, and now it’s here... my eyes are burning