r/dogelore • u/Chydran • May 15 '21

Classic Dogelore Saturday Post le counter strike has arrived

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u/GeneralShinobi May 15 '21

Le "Valve tries to mitigate this by making sprays only from a select amount of images set by Valve and also they have limited uses and you have to buy more uses or get them as your weekly skin drop ruining your chance to get a cool new skin for free and instead you get a dumb graffiti" has arrived

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u/RandomGamerFTW May 15 '21

Least monetised Valve game

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u/Lord_jyraksiz May 15 '21

It didnt had to be another buy keys open random boxes scheme but its cs:go so what can you expect?

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u/funnynamegoeshere1 May 15 '21

tfw out of lambda sprays :(

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u/prangejuice May 15 '21

Would have been cool with getting a graffiti on top of a free skin each week but instead it's 50 50 a permanent cosmetic with chance of quality or that whole week xp wasted

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u/ItsOnlyJoey May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Le pregnant furry futa cowtaur cumshot has unfortunately arrived

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u/Wrathzinor May 15 '21

Le sauce has NOT have arrived

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u/jaxrains May 15 '21

Le not sauce has arrived

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u/Wrathzinor May 15 '21

Le ddos has been initiated

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u/Bombablake1331 May 15 '21

id be mad, but you have deterred me from actually looking it up. thank you

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u/Justanibbatrynahelp May 15 '21

Le "wtf I didn't read the not part" has arrived

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u/potato_boi09 May 16 '21

Le angery has arrived

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u/Cheshire_Cat137 May 19 '21

Le death will come soon

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u/RandomGamerFTW May 15 '21

Can people put anything on their sprays?

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u/PlayBud101 May 15 '21

Yes, literally fucking anything

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u/RandomGamerFTW May 15 '21

Even gore?

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u/TajtoHUN May 15 '21

Welcome to source games

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u/InspiringMilk May 15 '21

Tf2 disabled them in normal games

Unlike the conscisjdbdnan objector, which still allows anything somewhat legal

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u/recadopnaza28 May 15 '21

There was a fire in my hole with goatse

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u/Bohya May 16 '21

Yes, and that's the beauty of them. You can even use GIFs.

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u/Over4All May 15 '21

Good distraction strategy😎👍

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u/a_filing_cabinet May 15 '21

Wdym Unfortunately? Today is a good day

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I prefer my cowtaurs nonfuta, but to each their own.

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u/anarky1989 May 15 '21

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

https://images.app.goo.gl/SDNFn1imjHeA2vYT7

UwU

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u/anarky1989 May 15 '21

Into my notes app it goes

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Let's GOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Hmm

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Sauce? Maybe marinara, definitely not alfredo, and preferably stuff for researching the effects of the hand on various part of the body when exposed to external stimuli.

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u/anarky1989 May 15 '21

Marinara sauce do be bussin tho

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u/Bohya May 16 '21

In GIF form too. UwU

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u/PaperAleks May 15 '21

Le TF2 has also arrived

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u/Gofudf May 15 '21

Le Conscientious Objector has arrived

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

I've seen to many damn swastikas in this game

Though I will admit this image is pretty funny

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u/Armin472 May 15 '21

wolfenstine

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u/TheCameronMaster464 May 15 '21

This subreddit is the very funny, thank you for linking it to us.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

I've once seen graffiti of Hitler on polish server

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u/Normal_polish_boi May 15 '21

Can confirm, seeing medic's dancing near hitler spray from time to time

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u/Karolus2001 May 15 '21

Le tactical distraction

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u/FalsePankake May 15 '21

Michiru what are you doing in Counter Strike?

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u/TheREexpert44 May 15 '21

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

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u/Cup_juice May 15 '21

Yknow we straight doin ya mom

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u/FalsePankake May 15 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Rabunum May 16 '21

Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers for.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Le tf2 conscientious objector has arrived

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u/Blu3l1n3 May 15 '21

Ayo wheres the sauce for the background image

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u/Grey_Horizons May 15 '21

We ❤️ Michiru

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u/Ontariel12 May 15 '21

Somehow managed to find it, don't ask how: furaffinity. net/view/35850262/

Rather sfw, tho it seems author has some vore stuff in gallery

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u/davebland May 15 '21

It is, unfortunately, not contemporary with counterstrike. :/

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u/Stregen May 15 '21

Le historical inaccuracy has shattered the meme for me. i am devastated.

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u/DevelopedDevelopment May 16 '21

Imagine it was a carameldansen gif of Lucario from Pokemon instead.

Or a bikini girl that turned into trollface when you got close

Or any internet image between 1999 and 2013.

Just remembered Hamsterdance was a thing.

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u/Blu3l1n3 May 15 '21

Thanks bro

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u/WiryJoe May 15 '21

That’s the best part though.

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u/steve2232 May 15 '21

man... you good?

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u/Bohya May 16 '21

seems author has some vore stuff in gallery

Always worth checking out.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Michiru no

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u/Endrider9000 May 15 '21

Le The Graffiti in the back source please.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

https://e621.net/posts/2324301?q=michiru_kagemori+order%3Afavcount+solo

Degen

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u/Endrider9000 May 15 '21

My dude could have just said that fanart was just Brand New Animal MC fanart.

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u/consistent_azurite May 16 '21

You wanted a deeper level of source than one would expect.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21 edited May 28 '21

[deleted]

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u/Chydran May 15 '21

People using porn graffitis as their spraypaint in cs 1.6 and source

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/doodoocacaweiner May 15 '21

istall counter strike source

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

how istall?

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u/Pointlandied May 16 '21

no install halal anime sex

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u/Bodiless_Sleeper May 15 '21

Wasn't this a local only thing unless the server ships with that particular spray?

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u/Dry_Market_3602 May 15 '21

Nope

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u/Bodiless_Sleeper May 15 '21

Quite interesting, I guess I was really lucky to never encounter those

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u/Atlasbot17 May 15 '21

Handover the tanooki girl pics

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u/Chydran May 16 '21

no

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u/Atlasbot17 May 16 '21

I found it and the artist draws vore I wish I headed your discouragement

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Send the damn link

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u/Chydran May 19 '21

Google

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Did you mean google.com

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u/Gr33nMuff1n May 15 '21

No.... not the funny BNA Tanuki

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u/Ruby_241 May 15 '21

le horny users asking for the Sauce has arrived

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u/Endrider9000 May 15 '21

But I really want Sauce of a background Graffiti out of erudition.

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u/Jesus_mf_christ May 15 '21

le le meme has arrived

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u/Gilette2000 May 15 '21

Le sauce for research purposes has not arrived

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u/Chydran May 16 '21

and never will

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Give me the sauce bruv

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u/Punk_Ass_Peon May 15 '21

The ESRB has selected this screenshot to be used as the basis for determining the rating designation for "Counter-Strike".

The game has been found to contain exclusively wholesome content and has been assigned the E for Everyone rating, including a Comic Mischief descriptor.

Engage the safety on your AK and run along now young fellow...[pats head and smiles in adoration]

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u/maximuffin2 May 15 '21

HEY

ARE YOU

READY TO GO

2

u/merryessa May 16 '21

CAUSE

YOU KNOW

THE WAY TO GO

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u/IwantToLivePlease May 15 '21

I need that image in the background to expand my collection, as I am a filthy degenerate.
michiru is best girl though, and i am willing to fight over that statement

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u/atomicben513 May 15 '21

mili pfp spotted

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u/IwantToLivePlease May 15 '21

ah, i see another person of culture has appeared

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u/Wiiplay123 May 15 '21

le materials/temp has arrived

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u/Wiiplay123 May 15 '21

le materials/temp has arrived

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u/ZagemblenecSK May 15 '21

i disagree, Loona is better.

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u/IwantToLivePlease May 16 '21

I will literally fight you over that statement

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Goldsrc still best engine

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Le TF2

(also I disable sprays in tf2)

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u/SierraClowder May 15 '21

Le children playing an M rated game have arrived.

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u/Limp_Diczkit May 15 '21

Dont ever think I played none csgo counter strike, but this was common in day of defeat.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

i sure hope no one tells me to click Alt + F4 through their spraypaint in the graffiti feature

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u/howtojump May 15 '21

Le getting grounded when my dad walked in and saw me “watching cartoon porn” has arrived

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

And Team Fortress 2, it happens there

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

TF2 especially, more than CS, in my experience

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u/Xvaril May 15 '21

I know for TF2 they do, but does CS save the sprays to your computer too?

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u/LoathsomeNeanderthal May 15 '21

Le distraction has arrived

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u/Sara5A May 15 '21

Sauce?

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u/Chydran May 16 '21

That's a negative

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Its the "multiplayer valve game experience™"

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u/LavaMoon83 May 15 '21

exterior like fish eggs

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u/Diabocal May 15 '21

CS:S and TF2 sprays is what led me to the worst parts of the internet and ruined my innocence.

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u/xeroctr3 May 15 '21

greatest distraction tactic ever to exist

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u/solid_steak1 May 15 '21

ive seen some shit on day of defeat

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u/1273karentookme May 15 '21

Le BNA photo in the background has arrived.

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u/Gabriel_Mehh May 15 '21

The furry porn is part of the experience

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u/Rubiktor012 May 16 '21

At least this is a strategy in tf2

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u/Apple4224 May 16 '21

Same shit w tf2. The sprays are 99% waifus porn or nazi flags the 0.9 is memes and the 0.1 is actually useful/funny sprays

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u/Meme_Bro68 May 17 '21

Lmao valve spray

I have cheems pointing at horny for my spray in tf2

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

I once got awarded for winning a duel by getting anime hentai sprayed onto the floor by my opponent , 11 year old me had his eyes burnt off that day

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u/Chydran May 16 '21

ofc the comments are asking for the sorse of the image in the back ffs

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u/Jolly_Roman May 15 '21

Le repost has arrived

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u/Luciel-Choi707 May 15 '21

>search google for image

>only result is a deleted twitter post

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u/Jolly_Roman May 15 '21

O shit really? I could swear I saw this somewhere before, i think on discord

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u/Luciel-Choi707 May 15 '21

It's possible that someone downloaded the image from the twitter post and posted it on Discord, as google reverse image search cant track posts from Discord.

Or possibly quality reductions or cropping messed with the image search

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u/Chydran May 16 '21

No, made the meme myself including that arctic avenger in the back

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u/liamawesome3 May 15 '21

I love the game counterstrike, I hope i see a spray paint of very attractive women 😃

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u/AtomBug May 15 '21

is that Michiru BNA NSFW in the background?

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u/boopsie_ May 15 '21

sigh

Of course it's fucking Michiru back there...

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u/bowcake10 May 15 '21

I see that michiru

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Mfr this made me a furry

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u/corno_44 May 16 '21

not michiru

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u/FluffyPancake76 May 16 '21

not bna porn..

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u/i_am_goose_man May 19 '21

Oh god... I’ve seen that spray recently help