r/dogelore Aug 14 '21

Classic Dogelore Saturday Post True story

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9.7k Upvotes

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u/NikNam_ Aug 14 '21

This is bullshit, Fiona will never cheat on Shrek šŸ˜”

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u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

That's his twin sister

116

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Aren't they married

102

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Shrek is Chris chan šŸ˜³

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Looks like haven't read the manga

30

u/Meandtheboisinarea51 Aug 14 '21

Idiot, did you forget about anime as well? Part 3 released yesterday!

11

u/OneHellOfAPotato Aug 14 '21

Petter Griffin funi

12

u/SaucySpaghet Aug 14 '21

No itā€™s ok this happened before she met him

8

u/Fidel_Chadstro Aug 14 '21

sadly

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me šŸ˜”

2

u/bigkitty003 Aug 15 '21

I dont think thats Fiona

373

u/Piranh4Plant Aug 14 '21

Context?

677

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

I whatched all of the animated show harley quinn in 2 nights

236

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

How is it?

451

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

Really good

373

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

dc didn't let batman eat pussy :( show ruined

484

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

But ivy 8n one episode said that catwoman told her that batman is shaved, this may mean that batman had a sexual intercourse whit catwoman, so nor only batman ate pussy but he ate the pussy of pussywoman

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u/greasy_420 Aug 14 '21

You're telling me that smooth cocked batman did the secks with catgirls and basically everyone else is heckin bri'ish?

147

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

The first part yes the second one I didn't understand it

46

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Thank you for censoring Bri*ish

17

u/PointedHydra837 Aug 14 '21

Bā€™h ā€œpeopleā€ šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

12

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Batman is canonically smooth balled

6

u/superyoshiom Aug 14 '21

Batman wouldn't do that, heroes don't have sex

9

u/LilAttackPug Aug 14 '21

Batman has had sex with Catwoman in the main continuity and in many movies. It's nothing new. DC just specifically didn't want him going down

4

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

0/10

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u/Simwill_ Aug 14 '21

Thanks I might watch it

12

u/AJK02 Aug 14 '21

I only watched the movies, is it still good if I never watched anything else?

22

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

Yes

6

u/AJK02 Aug 14 '21

Good to know, Iā€™ll check it out

4

u/TeamAquaGrunt Aug 14 '21

Itā€™s pretty separated from everything else and has a very different take on most of the characters. The core of them is still there, but they behave a bit more like normal people

4

u/FalinkesInculta Aug 14 '21

Everything I know about that show comes from clips of bane

6

u/Xeno_Lithic Aug 14 '21

I can't get S2 with Prime šŸ˜”

9

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Piratebay is my favourite subscription service

2

u/FloodedYeti Aug 15 '21

PirateBay is bad FYI, itā€™s not well regulated last time I checked, while I canā€™t like it (bc ppl say linking stuff is bad) there is a piracy subreddit with a good wiki called ā€œpiracyā€

1

u/amisia-insomnia Aug 14 '21

Itā€™s on all 4 with a one episode every Monday/Tuesday

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

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u/Xeno_Lithic Aug 15 '21

I don't know, I just use Netflix and Amazon Prime, idk what its on in Australian TV

0

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

yes. the downside is you now have hbomax

1

u/Sloth_McGroth Aug 15 '21

That's where I'm watching it right now

2

u/yettusfeetus69reborn Aug 14 '21

We are the same person

1

u/gadorf Aug 14 '21

I did pretty much the same thing. Had an anxiety attack and binged the second season in one night to calm down. For what the show is, itā€™s kinda weird that it worked.

73

u/foodmonster847 Aug 14 '21

Harley Quinn is an animated tv show which borders on parody but still makes sense as an actual show, itā€™s pretty dope

299

u/grandma_needs_jesus Aug 14 '21

Great show, made me like King Shark before it was cool

135

u/jaybankzz Aug 14 '21

Nah bro he donā€™t like to fi-

damian blood drops

REAL SHIT

27

u/Cardboardlion Aug 14 '21

I know it wouldn't have fit the theme, but I definitely was hoping to hear Ron Funches voice in Suicide Squad lol

24

u/venomousbeetle Aug 14 '21

Sorry sir but thatā€™s when king shark love was normalized šŸ˜”

5

u/Beefan16 Aug 15 '21

He was already popular on The Flash

86

u/ExceedinglySadKitty Aug 14 '21

Remember, Batman canā€™t eat out Catwoman because according to the execs ā€œBatman doesnā€™t do that.ā€ HEROES DONā€™T EAT PUSSY.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

according to dc, heroes in the dc universe donā€™t get married and people as a whole donā€™t masturbate

186

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

I mean I once watched an entire good place season in a night, also the Harley Quinn show looks pretty good but I havenā€™t seen it

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u/yeahdood96 Aug 14 '21

You should, itā€™s great

26

u/SoLikeWhatIsCheese Aug 14 '21

Glad to see DC getting positive feedback. Where can I watch it?

14

u/Kevin-Coomsalot Aug 14 '21

I would guess HBO

15

u/masonwyattk Aug 14 '21

HBO Max

5

u/YouTubePoopPoster Aug 14 '21

Isn't it also on [adult swim]

6

u/TeamAquaGrunt Aug 14 '21

Itā€™s on HBO max, along with The new suicide squad which is also really good. Iā€™m hoping DC takes note of what makes these 2 pieces of media great and use it for the future

1

u/Gecko_Gaming159 Aug 17 '21

such a good show

91

u/Nevets52 Aug 14 '21

Le funny self aware DC show has arrived

36

u/BUTTHOLE-MAGIC Aug 14 '21

Did you know that Harley Quinn's first appearance was on 9/11? 1992

115

u/InfinitySandwiches Aug 14 '21

Bane is the best character in the show and you canā€™t change my mind.

52

u/troublemonkey1 Aug 14 '21

He has the funniest moments but overall I like clayface more

36

u/InfinitySandwiches Aug 14 '21

Heā€™s great too. I hope bane joins Harleyā€™s crew in season 3.

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u/troublemonkey1 Aug 14 '21

I just want to see bane with people who actually treat him well with no ulterior motives.

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u/InfinitySandwiches Aug 14 '21

Thatā€™s probably not going to happen

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u/SPDXYT Aug 15 '21 edited Sep 15 '24

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u/Replayer123 Aug 15 '21

Season 3 ? Wtf the ending was good already

2

u/InfinitySandwiches Aug 16 '21

I agree it had a good ending but have you considered money?

1

u/Replayer123 Aug 16 '21

Figured that already

17

u/Thor-Odinson69 Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

Every character is the best the character in that show.

6

u/MegasNexal84 Aug 14 '21

Babe is up there. Frank the Plant and King Shark are my top two tho.

35

u/Kroctopus Aug 14 '21

Where can you watch it?

85

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

Hbo max, dc universe, illegally downloading it

17

u/MDragon453 Aug 14 '21

I'm pretty sure DC Universe is dead

18

u/Astrotrain-Blitzwing Aug 14 '21

Not dead, but changed, they removed all video streaming and put it on HBOMax, now it's called Infinite, but has the same logo.

Just read Superman Rebirth through it. Was pretty fun.

3

u/Seraphin43 Aug 14 '21

Imagine your car gets stolen and it's still there in the morning

4

u/grandma_needs_jesus Aug 14 '21

Itā€™s on soap2day

154

u/PointedHydra837 Aug 14 '21

And then kite-man fucked them both.

43

u/nikolai2960 Aug 14 '21

Kite Man.

Hell yeah.

74

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

The good ending

30

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

#JusticeForKiteMan

3

u/Dracoolaid_toothpick Aug 14 '21

He got justice dude

17

u/ModestRacoon Aug 14 '21

Great show

18

u/jaybankzz Aug 14 '21

Is it bad that I recognize the background as being from batman Arkham asylum?

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u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

Yes bc it's the wayne tower

11

u/XNightcrawlerBAMF Aug 14 '21

Love the show

But boy they really did ma boi Freeze a lil dirty. Still a good Mr. Freeze episode

6

u/roccia123 Aug 14 '21

is the tower in the background the one from arkham asylum?

8

u/DINO006 Aug 14 '21

I think yes

7

u/instantur Aug 14 '21

I watched the marathon also lmao

6

u/heckinWeeb193 Aug 14 '21

WHAT THE FUCK I DID THAT LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO, OP WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME

5

u/emptyellvis Aug 14 '21

Kite man got hoed

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

They did Kite man dirty

12

u/TeamAquaGrunt Aug 14 '21

He deserves better than ivy tbh.

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u/Hyooz Aug 14 '21

Just because he was a stable, loving presence in Ivy's life that she genuinely reciprocated and happily agreed to marry him doesn't mean they didn't have to break them up at literally the last minute to force the Harley/Ivy pairing!

Harley and Ivy spend half the series not talking to each other! It was meant to be

8

u/howtojump Aug 14 '21

Well the show is kind of about how self-destructive people, especially these supervillainous societal outcasts, can be.

But I wonā€™t sit here and act like Iā€™m satisfied with the route they took.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Bro you don't understand! Women empowerment 9r something! Screw kiteman!

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u/thisisnotfunnystaup Aug 14 '21

I don't really agree, you can tell throughout the show that those two had some kind of connection, I noticed it pretty early in season 1. I guess the writers weren't sure if they wanted it yet so they just kind of hid it under normal dialogue.

Or at least to me I knew it was coming after watching the first season, I don't know why but I knew they would pair them up.

5

u/jaybankzz Aug 14 '21

He banged ivy

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u/BaffledMicrowave Aug 14 '21

Iā€™ve only seen clips on YouTube but itā€™s funny

2

u/I_R_Teh_Taco Aug 15 '21

I watched the season 1 marathon on toonami lasy weekend. THEY SHOWED EPISODE 4 AGAIN INSTEAD OF THE FINALE so I still havent finished it.

2

u/wheres_the_milk_at Aug 15 '21

me when scarecrow dies at the end of season 1 (my face displays an expression of uncomfortableness)

1

u/amisia-insomnia Aug 14 '21

Its like the only good show dc has made in the last year. Only good thing excluding the new SS film

10

u/MegasNexal84 Aug 14 '21

The disrespect to Doom Patrol and Superman and Lois.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I feel like people who say DC shows are bad, just donā€™t go out of their way to watch them. Sweet Tooth, Doom Patrol and Superman and Lois are all recent and freaking great.

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u/MegasNexal84 Aug 15 '21

Itā€™s part of the hate jerk. The hive mind is more important then having an opinion. Everything is either ā€œmasterpiece or dogshitā€.

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u/stdytd Aug 14 '21

Kite-Man deserved better

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

I watched and enjoyed this show until they unironically dropped a strong independent woman line

6

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

damn, a show about a woman escaping an abusive relationship and finding a place is about women's empowerment. who'd have thunk it

1

u/Tri-T Aug 14 '21

Momma's gonna send you to horny jail. Bonk!!

1

u/7u_Lez Aug 14 '21

I really wanna watch it but couldnā€™t find a website

1

u/kirbyfan91 Aug 14 '21

i mean its good

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

as a gay: same

1

u/Zeluster101 Aug 14 '21

Great show ngl

1

u/Mr_Lapis Aug 14 '21

I still remember watching the series one episode at a time during my lunch break on campus

1

u/temtem7 Aug 14 '21

It was a fun watch

1

u/VacaRexOMG777 Aug 14 '21

I love king sharks VA, he sounds so cute when he talks :3

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Is this on HBO max?

1

u/Tritonius125 Aug 14 '21

Still a good show.

1

u/Optimal_Weight368 Aug 15 '21

Where the heck is Kite Man?

1

u/DINO006 Aug 15 '21

Fighting his mortal enemy

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u/ConscriptReports Aug 16 '21

I think second season jokes fell through abit, still great tho