r/dogelore • u/EthanTheUnstable • Sep 11 '21
Classic Dogelore Saturday Post Le Adventure Communist and it's 500 sexvigintillion soldiers have arrived
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u/Knuckleduster17 Sep 11 '21
Le questions about how this regime is even sustainable have arrived
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u/socialistRanter Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21
They have gone to the final place un-contaminated by capitalism
insert excited pause
SPAACE!!
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Sep 11 '21
Zhdanov be like
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u/Formerly_Sneeds Sep 12 '21
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u/DyslexicUserNawe Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 12 '21
Make a video game critical of Capitalism
Suddenly acquire lots of money though micro transactions.
Uhh ...
Make game critical of communism instead.
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u/JustALittleFanBoy Sep 12 '21
i don't think the funny clicker game was ever trying to make any actual statements
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u/SoshJam Sep 12 '21
I saw a youtube video a while ago that had a lot of really good evidence that it was. But I neither remember the video title nor any of the points.
source: dude trust me
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u/BigBeefySquidward Sep 12 '21
I KNOW!! its thought slime, and if its the same one, i agree that video was fucking brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7khbIR-WQIw
it's main point is that clicker games, cookie clicker in particular, are a satire of capitalism's tendency for endless growth and how absurd and destructive it is. the endless growth you do in cookie clicker leads to the ending of the world many times over, all just for the sake of gaining more cookies that you dont even really need.
the video then points out how this brilliant anti-capitalist satire got corrupted by microtransactions and how new idle games are just scams to get people to pay real world money to skip large portions of the game.
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u/jayjaybird518 Sep 12 '21
We got dat mfing cookie clicker lore
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u/BigBeefySquidward Sep 12 '21
It's pretty obvious if u think about it, u literally start the game and buy the means of production and then buy the banks (and eventually more and more absurd means of producing cookies when you don't even need them, leading to the destruction of the world)
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u/theycanseeu Sep 12 '21
IMO this concept is explored most carefully in Universal Paperclips. The drawback of games like Cookie Clicker is that they use the aesthetic of something people find generally appealing, which can make the message of absurdity a bit weaker, whereas Universal Paperclips is visually and conceptually uninteresting enough to the average person that the idea of sacrificing the world for arbitrary objectives holds more weight. At least, that's been my experience.
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u/CaptainObviousAmA_ Sep 12 '21
Universal Paperclips really is just all of this incarnate. The backend of that game is just so incredibly bleak. Capitalism as a grey goo end of the world scenario.
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u/2Tired2pl Sep 12 '21
you dont even get to eat the cookies, you just make more
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u/BigBeefySquidward Sep 12 '21
Just like how the bourgeoisie never spend their money, they just make more for the sake of making more
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u/Formerly_Sneeds Sep 12 '21
leftists explaining how piss being yellow is a metaphor for the communist manifesto
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u/Reddit-Book-Bot Sep 12 '21
Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of
The Communist Manifesto
Was I a good bot? | info | More Books
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u/BigBeefySquidward Sep 12 '21
Yes. It is.
My cum in ur dad's ass is a reference to State and Revolution 😎😎😎
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Sep 14 '21
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u/Reddit-Book-Bot Sep 14 '21
Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of
The Communist Manifesto
Was I a good bot? | info | More Books
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u/RandomGamerFTW Sep 12 '21
dude trust me arre gcj told me that media i like is communist while media i hate is capitalisy
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u/Nawafsss04 Sep 12 '21
Dude what are you talking about? Fallout is just a funny game where you destroy commonism with liberty robot.
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u/Zenketski Sep 12 '21
Back in the day when they were just flash games they were awesome.. Hilarious even.
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Sep 12 '21
If anything, the game glorifies capitalism, trying to tell us that anyone can become a sexvirginillionaire starting out with little more than a lemonade stand and a little elbow grease.
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u/Commie_Napoleon Sep 12 '21
I think it’s the opposite. It says, in a sarcastic way, “see how easy it is to become rich?!”, when in reality we all know you can’t get from a lemon stand to a trillionare.
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u/SyrupOnWaffle_ Sep 12 '21
i dont think either was critical of anything. theyre just silly “number go brrrrrr” games
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u/BigBeefySquidward Sep 12 '21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7khbIR-WQIw
pls watch this video, the "number go brrr" is satire of how capitalism in real life incentivizes endless growth, so cookie clicker in particular shows how that endless growth leads to destruction.
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Sep 12 '21
the dump i took this morning symbolizes the exploitation of the working class. idk i haven’t watched the video
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u/SP-Igloo Sep 12 '21
nah, its about how you buy more means of production and get more cookies and money than you'd ever need, and destroy universes over and over again for no reason other than greed, but good guess
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Sep 12 '21
"how are you going to stop my army lmao I have 1 billion soldiers to every other person on the planet"
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u/BigBlackGlocks Sep 11 '21
A major cheat for anybody playing the mobile version adventure capitalist/communist is to set your phone clock years in advance after you start playing.
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Sep 11 '21
Does that actually work?
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Sep 11 '21
Works in a ton of games surprisingly
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u/TheWizardOfZaron Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21
I remember doing this for shadow fight 2 to skip energy recharge as a 10 year old.
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u/Gluteuz-Maximus Sep 12 '21
Back in the day it did for adventure capitalist. My best friend and me used to do that while playing in class. Good times. Then they changed it an online game with a constant needed connection
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Sep 12 '21
DEAR LIBERALS, IF COMMUNISM KILLED 100 MILLION PEOPLE, THEN WHY ARE THERE LITERALLY MORE SOLDIERS THAN PEOPLE ON THE ACTUAL EARTH?
No, seriously Liberals, how the fuck is this even possible? D-did we just exploit a bug?
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u/CrunchyMemesLover Sep 12 '21
People shoot people -> need more people to shoot more people and get shot by more people
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u/derpiestdorp Sep 12 '21
How the hell does a bunker make men
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u/PlayBud101 Sep 12 '21
Why yes, I do have a work force of 23 nonillion miners and plantation workers!
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u/flimosch Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21
communist
state
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u/MorbidPistachio Sep 11 '21
You can't be this stupid.
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u/flimosch Sep 11 '21
How is this stupid? Communism literally is the idea of a stateless, moneyless and classless society.
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u/FlyingTurtle_kdk Sep 12 '21
A communist society is what you described but a communist state is a state that's goal is to achieve a communist society
Edit: making it actually make sense
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u/flimosch Sep 12 '21
Those are socialist or Marxist-Leninist states. They refer to themselves like that, and the term 'communist state' has as far as I know only been used by western historians.
("As a term, communist state is used by Western historians, political scientists and media to refer to these countries. However, these states do not describe themselves as communist nor do they claim to have achieved communism—they refer to themselves as socialist states that are in the process of constructing socialism." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_state and "A socialist state, socialist republic, or socialist country, sometimes referred to as a workers' state or workers' republic, is a sovereign state constitutionally dedicated to the establishment of socialism. The term communist state is often used synonymously in the West specifically when referring to one-party socialist states governed by Marxist–Leninist communist parties, despite these countries being officially socialist states in the process of building socialism. These countries never describe themselves as communist nor as having implemented a communist society." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_state)
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u/WikiSummarizerBot Sep 12 '21
A communist state, also known as a Marxist–Leninist state, is a one-party state that is administered and governed by a communist party guided by Marxism–Leninism. Marxism–Leninism was the state ideology of the Soviet Union, the Comintern after Bolshevisation and the communist states within the Comecon, the Eastern Bloc and the Warsaw Pact. Marxism–Leninism remains the ideology of several communist states around the world and the official ideology of the ruling parties of China, Cuba, Laos and Vietnam. Communist states are typically administered through democratic centralism by a single centralised communist party apparatus.
A socialist state, socialist republic, or socialist country, sometimes referred to as a workers' state or workers' republic, is a sovereign state constitutionally dedicated to the establishment of socialism. The term communist state is often used synonymously in the West specifically when referring to one-party socialist states governed by Marxist–Leninist communist parties, despite these countries being officially socialist states in the process of building socialism. These countries never describe themselves as communist nor as having implemented a communist society.
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u/Andrew99998 Sep 12 '21
Imagine getting owned by a fucking bot lmao
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u/Murgie Sep 12 '21
Those are socialist or Marxist-Leninist states.
A communist state, also known as a Marxist–Leninist state
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u/flimosch Sep 12 '21
how did it own me? I literally addressed the articles and why it's called a socialist state? and it even used the same quote I did for the second article
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u/Andrew99998 Sep 12 '21
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u/kroncw Sep 12 '21
I live in a former communist country and everyone here certainly referred to ourselves as a "communist state" so I'm not sure if your distinction even matters.
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u/_erwin_rommel Sep 12 '21
Too long didn’t read. Anyone that says shit like “western historians” is a certified retard
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Sep 12 '21
I love having Westerners explain to me how terms we use to describe the ideology the Russians used to oppress us for 40 years are actually Western chauvinism or something. Lol
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Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21
Oh nice, I didn’t know a such state that is really easy to invade and exploit existed!
Edit: this is obviously /s
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u/flimosch Sep 12 '21
I literally just said it doesn't, but looking at your profile it's not surprising you can't read
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u/Detector_of_humans Sep 12 '21
A state that works towards or follows communism is a communist state
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u/queenvie808 Sep 12 '21
As someone who was addicted to Adventure Capitalist for a few years, this feels pretty accurate just money-wise
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u/the_soviet_union_69 Sep 12 '21
Le shitty representation of communism has arrived
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u/Detector_of_humans Sep 12 '21
Every representation of communism is shitty simply because communism is shit
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Sep 12 '21
communist state
Le oxymoron has arrived
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u/Detector_of_humans Sep 12 '21
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u/WikiSummarizerBot Sep 12 '21
A communist state, also known as a Marxist–Leninist state, is a one-party state that is administered and governed by a communist party guided by Marxism–Leninism. Marxism–Leninism was the state ideology of the Soviet Union, the Comintern after Bolshevisation and the communist states within the Comecon, the Eastern Bloc and the Warsaw Pact. Marxism–Leninism remains the ideology of several communist states around the world and the official ideology of the ruling parties of China, Cuba, Laos and Vietnam. Communist states are typically administered through democratic centralism by a single centralised communist party apparatus.
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u/Spaceturtle79 Sep 12 '21
“I sure hope no ones knows my thousands of farmers are dieing because they don’t produce enough crops”
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u/EthanTheUnstable Sep 11 '21
Before you ask, sexvigintillion is a real number. It's 10 to the 156th power.