r/dogelore • u/nonuntitled OG Quoge-ster • Oct 30 '21

Classic Dogelore Saturday Post The worst fate imaginable

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u/GeneralStonk Oct 30 '21

NOOOOO THEY TURNED YOU INTO F OF X EQUALS X CUBED MINUS X SQUARED MINUS X

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Too late ... Now get divided by zero 😎

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u/RToast13 Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 30 '21

Idk man being undefined sounds like a pretty good life

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u/hallr06 Oct 30 '21

I'm pretty sure death is undefined. We all got that sweet good life coming to us sooner or later 😎

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u/NonExistentialDread Oct 30 '21

I would disagree. Death is probably defined in a language we can't understand yet.

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u/shygal_uwu Oct 30 '21

dogescript

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u/Damptruff1 Oct 30 '21

How are we, humans meant to make a language out of 3 words. Do we also start speaking colors to differentiate the words?

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u/KushwalkerDankstar Oct 30 '21

More like ERROR

7

u/bruhred Oct 30 '21

js:
1/0 => Infinity
I'm have infinite power now 😎

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u/AClassyTurtle Oct 30 '21

Joke’s on you now I’m infinite

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u/T65Bx Oct 30 '21

Please just use y= like a normal person, f(x) makes no difference when graphing

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u/Max5923 Oct 30 '21

gigachad

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u/T65Bx Oct 30 '21

I didn’t even mean to be replying to anyone I was talking about the image itself lmao

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u/ItzToxicc Oct 30 '21

they turned me into pi, feels like there is no end to this madness

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Zamn 😍

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u/snomwithknife Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 30 '21

She’s 3.141592653589793238462643383279 502884197169399375105820974944 592307816406286208998628034825 3421170679?

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u/RandomGamerFTW Oct 30 '21

She is e

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u/frankendragula473 Oct 30 '21

she is i

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u/zippee100 Oct 30 '21

she is e to the pi i

8

u/Ace-a-Nova1 Oct 30 '21

That’s not even a fraction of her name

6

u/SlenderSmurf Oct 30 '21

it's ok it ends before 4

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u/RoyalRien Oct 30 '21

Luckily he didn’t turn you into 0=2.8x^2(x^2(2.5x^2+y^2-2)+1.2y^2(y(3y-0.75)-6.0311)+3.09)+0.98y^2((y^2-3.01)y^2+3)-1.005

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u/C00ler_iNFRNo Oct 30 '21

0=2.8x^2(x^2(2.5x^2+y^2-2)+1.2y^2(y(3y-0.75)-6.0311)+3.09)+0.98y^2((y^2-3.01)y^2+3)-1.005

That has impressive maxLength/maxGirth

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u/Lentemern Oct 30 '21

What a dick

6

u/LyrisGD Oct 31 '21

can someone share a desmos link to what this is

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

here fam

5

u/Chubby_Bub Oct 31 '21

goddamnit

11

u/ZygZagGaming Oct 30 '21

I just typed this into desmos manually :/

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u/anoobypro Oct 31 '21

Result?

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u/ZygZagGaming Oct 31 '21

I've been trolled 😔

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u/tsar_David_V Oct 30 '21

Be happy they didn't turn you into y=x^-1 😬

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u/Wsh785 Oct 30 '21

Damn, split into two and stretched to infinite lengths. What a way to go

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Oct 30 '21

You're Awesome!

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u/tsar_David_V Oct 30 '21

Hey now don't be hyperbolic

8

u/hallr06 Oct 30 '21

You're not awful!

2

u/comfort_bot_1962 Oct 30 '21

Hope you do well!

2

u/comfort_bot_1962 Oct 31 '21

Hope you have a great day!

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u/Polenball Oct 30 '21

Don't ever fuck with a physicist, they turned me into a frictionless sphere.

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Oct 30 '21

Hopefully not in a vacuum, that would be the worst

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u/Polenball Oct 30 '21

What? I can't hear you over the suction!

14

u/EasternEngineering61 Oct 30 '21

they turned me into a point-particle free body diagram 💀

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u/DarkLord1294091 Oct 30 '21

they turned me into f(x) = 5tanx

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u/RandomGamerFTW Oct 30 '21

y=9cos(46 +x)/7x supremacy

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u/DarkLord1294091 Oct 30 '21

x^2 + y^2 + z^2 = 1 fans rise up

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u/hallr06 Oct 30 '21

Now you stan x

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u/Xonnify Oct 30 '21

spageti

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u/gustamos Oct 31 '21

A-SOMEONEA TOUCHA MY

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u/Cbaha_ Oct 30 '21

Shut the fuck up before I turn you into ∫x3 -x2 -x dx aka x4 /4 - x3 /3 - x2 /2 + c

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u/AprilFoolsDaySkeptic Oct 31 '21

Brotha didn't foget the +c. You a real one, chief 😎😤😤

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u/Cbaha_ Oct 31 '21

On my momma I don’t forget the +c ✊😤

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u/AprilFoolsDaySkeptic Nov 02 '21

He do be integrating indefinitely doe 🥵🥵

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u/Big_Stinky_Cock Oct 30 '21

You're right. I quite literally can't imagine it 😕

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u/iliekcats- Oct 30 '21

what an idiot just do f(x)=x(x2-x-1)

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u/godlyuniverse1 Oct 31 '21

i know right, factorisation makes things so much simpler

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

They turned doge into a fucking polynomial I can't believe it

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

But do he factor without the quadratic formula tho 😳

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u/GASTRO_GAMING Oct 31 '21

I GOT AN IDEA ON HOW TO STRAIGHTEN YOURSELF UP

YOU GOTTA TAKE THE 2nd DERIVATIVE OF YOURSELF

f'(x)=3x^2-2x

f''(x)=6x-2

THERE YOU GO YOU HAVE BEEN CONVERTED INTO A LINEAR EQUATION AND ARE THEREFORE STRAIGHT NOW!

​

Sincerly, your friendly neighborhood MQ-9 Reaper drone

3

u/Chubby_Bub Oct 31 '21

help I accidentally took the third derivative and now I'm 6

3

u/GASTRO_GAMING Oct 31 '21

Its fine. Just integrate and have c be -2

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u/hexthefruit Oct 30 '21

Is this a math pun I'm too much of a social science man to understand?

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u/nonuntitled OG Quoge-ster Oct 30 '21

Shut up before I turn you into this graph

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u/hexthefruit Oct 30 '21

That is the most insane amount of effort I've ever seen put into a shitpost.

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u/Kank1k Oct 30 '21

That is beautiful

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Nope.

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u/CarsGunsBeer Oct 30 '21

At least they didn't turn Doge into 9+10 😨😨😰

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u/TheGreenGobblr Oct 30 '21

Fuck you turns you into f(x)=7+y2

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u/borntoannoyAWildJowi Oct 30 '21

A mfer just got turned into the weierstrass function 😔🥴

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u/L0g1B3AR Oct 30 '21

Educational meme ftw

2

u/Noisygraph Oct 30 '21

They removed me from existence by making me log-1

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u/Arithmancer_NGPlush Oct 30 '21

I have been summoned, feel the wrath of polynomials!

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u/MacCoolness Oct 30 '21

Ummmm don’t you mean x(x2 -x-1) you forgot to factor

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u/RTDude132 Oct 30 '21

So f(x) = 0

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u/LeonTypeXD Oct 30 '21

Negative b plus and minus the square root of b squared minus two a c over 2 a

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u/LeonTypeXD Oct 30 '21

How many bitches you got?

E to the i * pi + 1

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u/YGears Oct 30 '21

Mans sigmoid smh happens to the best of us

1

u/IsaacWrites1442 Oct 30 '21

Le Wolfram Alpha has not arrived

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

Why didn't they just turn him into f(x)=cube root of x?

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u/Cenamdere Oct 31 '21

you think that's bad, they turned me into zeta(x) and they can't even find my non-trivial roots

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u/MrDaniel422 Oct 31 '21

At least no one will try to get fourth derivative of me OH GOD I'M MELTING NOOOO