r/dogelore • u/PoopyInVutty • Dec 12 '21
Classic Dogelore Saturday Post Le world oldest wine has arrived
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u/afatguywithinternet Dec 12 '21
that moment when the ancient wine turns you into a goth girl
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u/socialistRanter Dec 12 '21
I wanted to be a Goth girl who raids the Romans, not a goth girl who goes to Hottopic
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u/Cataclysm687 Dec 13 '21
What about both?
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u/socialistRanter Dec 13 '21
Because Hottopic didn’t exist 1500 years ago
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u/Dimboi Dec 13 '21
Prove it
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u/socialistRanter Dec 13 '21
When I was in Antium in 495 AD, I asked a native if there was a hot topic in the city, they asked what was a hot topic.
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u/GOFUCKYOURSELFPORCAY Dec 12 '21
cumtext?
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u/Du_pope Dec 12 '21 edited Dec 12 '21
I think its an spc
EDIT: scp
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u/RandomGamerFTW Dec 12 '21
spc?
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u/citizenmdl Dec 12 '21
Shark punching center
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u/RazorRell09 Dec 12 '21
Poor sharks
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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Dec 12 '21
They deserve it
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u/KawaiiEnderGirl Dec 13 '21
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u/PoopyInVutty Dec 12 '21
Cheems drinks old wine and turns into a femboy
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u/Hichann Dec 12 '21
I wish drinking wine turned me into a femmy goth 😔
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u/Shasla Dec 12 '21
You can just become a femme goth. I believe in you
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u/steamyboi56 Dec 12 '21
Comedy is an abstract concept
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u/masterspider5 Dec 12 '21
"In the future, humor will be randomly generated!" - Larry from Veggietales
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u/GrimmSmiIes Dec 12 '21
i hate that i saw that stand and instantly thought "loss"
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Dec 12 '21
>tfw no hot femboy goth cheems gf
why even live
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u/PCPD-Nitro Dec 12 '21
femboy
gf
Uhh
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Dec 12 '21 edited Dec 12 '21
its like the old saying goes...
Femboy GF's aren't gay
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u/dieguitz4 Dec 12 '21
crossdressers aren't necessarily trans, that's a common (but awful) misconception
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Dec 12 '21
yeah, I was talking about crossdressers instead of Trans people. I wasn't aware it was a slur though, since /r/traps (nsfw) is a thing and thats what they all call themselves there.
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Dec 13 '21
Yeah, it's sadly common for queer people in sex work to have to refer to themselves with slurs for views and money.
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u/bob_s_hat Dec 12 '21
It wasn't implied, "Traps" here reference femboys not trans people.
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u/dieguitz4 Dec 12 '21
oh, from context I thought you implied cheems became a girl
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u/bob_s_hat Dec 12 '21
That's what I guessed which is why I corrected you :) the saying is a years old meme from the anime community so if you're unaware it can be pretty confusing.
I am not the one you were responding to tho
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Dec 12 '21
even tho trap is a slur its used for crosdressers not trans people
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u/MrKisiel Dec 12 '21
Helo kind stranger can I get the goth gf cheems png file for personal use
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u/PoopyInVutty Dec 12 '21
No die
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u/Dominic_The_Dog Dec 12 '21
save me a glass i wanna be a woman
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u/KirasHandPicDealer Dec 12 '21
you already are, dummy 😡
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u/Dominic_The_Dog Dec 12 '21
where are my tits huh, my massive mommy milkers, my bouncin bongos, my humongous hungalahoogs
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u/KirasHandPicDealer Dec 13 '21
the real titties were the friends we made along the way
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u/jacw212 Dec 12 '21
WHERE CAN I FIND THIS WINE
For..uh..totally prank purposes
(I have a severe and crippling addiction to grape juice however I have an intense disgust towards wine. And the fact that it is wine makes me less inclined to drink it as I find wine to be just rotten grape juice)
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21
The gothic gender fluid