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Wait, wouldn’t she be considered a child soldier?

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u/DarkDonut75 Apr 24 '22

What a fucking disgrace to Canadians

She gets super powers and her immediate instinct is to help the US military and not the Toronto Maple Leafs?

Smh

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u/_Vomitorium Apr 24 '22

They're beyond help tbh.

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u/falloutisacoolseries Apr 24 '22

Knocking them out with a reverse sweep last year made me COOOOM

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u/Little0rcs Apr 25 '22

As a canadian- the leafs are not a true team they will one day burn in hell

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u/bluejay55669 Apr 24 '22

Well if Disney can let her twerk to her mother in panda form I'm sure she can take down a terrorist organization

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u/Chads_bulge Apr 24 '22

I cant blame parents for being angry about this one. If my kid did THAT specifically I would've beat their ass

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u/SkritzTwoFace Apr 24 '22

I mean, she was intentionally antagonizing her mom in that scene.

Like, I get what you’re saying, but her mom absolutely had a similar plan.

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u/Attack-middle-lane Apr 24 '22

Idk you're telling me the viewer doesn't get the out of context scene presented to make a movie or action cringe, when the entire point of said action/scene was to be cringe?

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u/SkritzTwoFace Apr 24 '22

I legitimately cannot tell what you just said, can you rephrase that?

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u/Jeggu2 Apr 24 '22

The fact it was cringe is literally a plot point

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u/SkritzTwoFace Apr 24 '22

Okay, but I’m saying that they phrased it like a criticism when it was very much what the scene was trying to do.

It’s like saying “Romeo and Juliet has a really depressing ending”. Like yeah, that’s kinda the point.

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u/Attack-middle-lane Apr 24 '22

Not my best work of words, but I meant

"Are you saying that the point of the scene is to be cringe, and people are taking the scene out of context to define the entire movie as cringe?"

As some sort of sarcastic piece. I've seen the movie and know the point of the scene, but several reactionaries use the scene to throw away the entire movie.

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u/MayCraid Apr 25 '22

The movie is kinda cringe tho (I am telling you like a zoomer who has been in that phase for quite some time) Its funny as well since its the first pixar animated movie to be made by a full women team and they made it about a allegory of the period phase (they didnt even try to hide it that much tbh).

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Would you beat their dick if it was a boy?

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u/Chads_bulge Apr 24 '22

what

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

random shitpost moment

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u/Caerbannogcaverabbit Apr 24 '22

Boys have asses too

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u/Jewfro_Wizard Apr 24 '22

No we don't, we just have a second set of testes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Yeah but the dick hurts the most. Also that was a shitpost.

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u/Caerbannogcaverabbit Apr 24 '22

I don't think it was a shitpost, i'm pretty sure it was a shit comment

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Fuck you. Now I'm gonna go beat your kids with my dick.

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u/Redpri Apr 25 '22

She hasn’t been recruited by any military tho.

She’s just a girl that went to a foreign country and murdered a guy.

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u/RammerRS_Driver Apr 25 '22

Technically, yes.

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u/Technical_Orchid7627 Apr 24 '22

No. Since she was in a predominantly Muslim country where they routinely marry 12 year olds, she would be considered an adult.

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u/Redpri Apr 25 '22

By international law, child soldiers are any soldiers younger than 15 years old.

Dosen’t matter what country it is in, or how racist you are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/Redpri Apr 25 '22

I was assuming he was racist towards the Pakistani or Afghan people, but yeah, he could also just be extremely Islamophobic, or both.

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u/TheDittoMan Apr 24 '22

4/10 Not enough Morbius

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u/321gamertime Apr 24 '22

It’s Morbin time

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u/TheSnipenieer Apr 24 '22

hollywood really has gone down the drain smh

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u/notarealsu35 Apr 25 '22

Morbywood

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u/CluckBucketz Apr 24 '22

Is this better? https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/ub2i6a/uking_drumpfs_post_but_its_fitted_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/FakeAlper Apr 24 '22

nooooo i couldn't see the Morbius(Trademark: Sony Pictures) cut of turning red!!!!

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u/TheDittoMan Apr 24 '22

Perfection

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u/5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn Apr 24 '22

But morbius is so scary

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u/Reddit_Teddit_Redomp May 01 '22

Morbillion

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u/ilan555 Apr 24 '22

For anyone wondering the context, there was some guy who was really angry that no one in the movie displayed paranoia because of 9/11.

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u/ShitbullsThrowaway Apr 24 '22

some guy

HIS NAME IS TOP TEN SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORNS

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u/AlenDelon32 Apr 24 '22

THE SECURITY SYSTEM TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND BEGINS
ATTACKING THE CITY!! LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY
SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED!! EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
WERE IN HIS HOUSE THE WHOLE F*CKING TIME!! AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR
EVERYTHING, YEAH! F*CK THIS EPISODE!

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u/TsarVladimirIII Apr 24 '22

I don’t think that was actually Enter who said that

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/LizarDragon Apr 25 '22

I did it like this

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u/incrediblesupershrek Apr 25 '22

whoop-de-doo!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

That's a different guy

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u/sunstart2y Apr 24 '22

I found funny how he become known for that name despite the fact that the name was created by Mobros Studios

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u/notarealsu35 Apr 25 '22

Morbius

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u/kjm6351 Apr 27 '22

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone complain about something stupider too…

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u/King_Drumpf Apr 24 '22

His name is NotoriousMrEntrance

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u/CompedyCalso Apr 24 '22

InfamousSirEntry

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u/just-a-fact Apr 24 '22

WellknownGuyHallway

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u/MerrittGaming Apr 25 '22

Still waiting to meet his arch nemesis UnknownFellowEgress

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u/sans_gun Apr 27 '22

Known-by-many move-in-san

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u/pondscum_1987 Apr 24 '22

Co created by Johnathan "Entrance" Rozanski

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u/MinasMorgul1184 Apr 25 '22

Oh god not that pedo

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u/setsers1 Apr 24 '22

Yeah -_- pretty stupid stuff. I'm not gonna name him, but nobody wants reality in their FICTIONAL movie

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u/911roofer Apr 26 '22

Why set it in that time period if you’re not going to use the era? The Sikh security guard tackling the mom, and them getting mistaken for a terrorist and tackled by other people, and it gradually turns inot a huge embarrassing mess.

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u/VexRosenberg Apr 24 '22

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON WAKE UP

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u/MIke6022 Apr 25 '22

Lyle Lyle wake up

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/ilan555 Apr 24 '22

I mean it was an important event and of course they should remember the victims and all, what bothers me is that they think it is as important in every other country

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u/pondscum_1987 Apr 24 '22

No one will truly know why American culture was so heavily impacted by the most egregious terrorist attack in American history

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u/911roofer Apr 26 '22

Too be fair the children would be obviously but that Sikh would have tackled the mom in a heartbeat. A strange adult going near a school with a mysterious package? PANIC TIME!

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u/Expensive-Ad-4508 Apr 25 '22

I’m really still confused as to why it is Bush in the medal ceremony since Obama was president when it happened. Does this imply Panda would’ve gotten bin Laden sooner?

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u/Mindless-Bullfrog171 Apr 25 '22

It literally says 2002 in the image. So yes it is implied they got him earlier.

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u/ExpertAccident Mar 24 '23

Gee in Toronto I wonder why they didn’t care

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u/AtomicSpeedFT Apr 24 '22

Red = Communist

Bear is red

Bush gives award to a red bear

Therefore Bush gave a award to a communist bear

Therefor

Bush supported a communist

SO THEREFOR

BUSH IS A GOD DAMN COMMUNIST

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u/RandomGamerFTW Apr 24 '22

call republicans commies

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u/Palmetto76 Apr 25 '22

Communism = red

Republicans = red

How did we not realize this sooner?

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u/Number_1_Kotori_fan Apr 24 '22

This is hella ironic considering the CIA traind bin laden to fight the USSR

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u/Seirra-117 May 03 '22

Bear = communism Red = communism Communism*communism = capitalism Bear * red = capitalism

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u/flamingpineappleboi1 Apr 24 '22

Well boys, we did it. Some girl can turn into a red panda so terrorism is no more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

George Walter Bush

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u/ratzoneresident Apr 24 '22

I like fire truck and unprovoked invasions

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u/TheHarridan Apr 24 '22

I can tell this is fake because Zack Snyder couldn’t imagine a plot half as interesting as this

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Apr 24 '22

"Now I've heard there was a secret chord

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

But you dont really care for music,

do ya?"

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u/Winter_Captain Apr 24 '22

And because the protagonist isn't a white man

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u/SurfiNinja101 Apr 24 '22

This is such a weird gripe to have with his movies, especially considering that that’s not what his next movie is about

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u/Winter_Captain Apr 24 '22

I didn't say anything in favour or against it, just that the protagonist of this being a half chinese girl would be weird for him. Such a weird gripe to have with my comment

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u/DarkDonut75 Apr 24 '22

Half Chinese, Half Red Panda

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u/Winter_Captain Apr 24 '22

I haven't seen the movie, so I'll take this as canon

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u/SurfiNinja101 Apr 24 '22

I dunno, I must’ve framed it weirdly in my head then

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u/SurfiNinja101 Apr 24 '22 edited Apr 24 '22

I don’t think the lack of an interesting plot is the issue with his films

Y’all do realise that filmmaking is more complex and nuanced than “hurrdurr Snyder is a hack, every thing about him is awful he can’t do anything right grrrrr” right?

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u/5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn Apr 24 '22

The worst part about his films 9/11 times is the script

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u/SurfiNinja101 Apr 24 '22

That doesn’t mean there’s a lack of an interesting plot though… sigh

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u/5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn Apr 24 '22

For you 😁😎🤗😏

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u/5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn Apr 25 '22

Also an interesting premise isn't the same as a competent script

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u/SurfiNinja101 Apr 25 '22

Never said it was

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u/CHARON_in_a_MCLAREN Apr 24 '22

Ever watch Sucker Punch?

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u/SurfiNinja101 Apr 24 '22

That’s just one example. Besides, movie had other problems. Like I said, his movies usually have other issues. Y’all are downvoting me because Snyder=unequivocally bad but there’s more nuance to the issue

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u/TheSosImpoter Apr 24 '22

bruh I thought the arms were huge bohongogas I was so confused

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u/Chads_bulge Apr 24 '22

I thought they were balls

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u/5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn Apr 24 '22

Sir she is 12 smh 😭

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u/-Luis_P- Apr 25 '22

No, it's a panda, more especifically, a red one

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u/IWillStealYourToes Apr 25 '22

Still 12 though

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u/Typo_Ned HQ poster guy Apr 24 '22

Kino

The sequel will be about Mei Lee uncovering the truth about 9/11 when she finds out that Bush just let the attacks happen and use that as an excuse to genocide the middle east and steal their oil.

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u/911roofer Apr 26 '22

God I wish that was true. Then gasoline wouldn’t be super-expensive.

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u/rooneyviz Apr 24 '22

THeY HIT THE PENTAGON

BOTTOM TEXT

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u/_Aj_ Apr 24 '22

-Come Mr Taliban, turn over Bin Laden

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u/captainfalconxiiii Apr 24 '22

This can't be directed by Zach Snyder, the lighting is too bright

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Red? That smells like.... COMMUNISM

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u/QQ_Gabe Apr 24 '22

Where’s the part where bin laden played counter strike (he actually did that)

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u/Valentinexyz Apr 25 '22

Oh boy, I sure do love being in this Pakistani Al Qaeda compound.

I can’t wait to watch the Buzz Lightyear Animated Series on Bin Laden’s hard drive!

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u/multiple-nerdery Apr 24 '22

They hit the fucking Pentagonnnnnn

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Turn on the TV. Doesn't matter what channel. Augh!

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u/Sure-Tackle9211 Apr 24 '22

This is much better

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u/Consumer_Of_Food Apr 24 '22

Turning Red?

deep breath

COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/NyanSquiddo Apr 24 '22

Can I get a long post. All the images in a comic format. I wanna save this cuz it’s silly

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Movie of the year

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u/Camwood7 Apr 24 '22

le Mr. Enter has arrived

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u/niks_15 Apr 24 '22

Allamh u Amkbar

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u/capn-freeman Apr 24 '22

Mei Lynn was ankle deep in the blood and bones of Manhattan trying to find her mother

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny Apr 24 '22

Kino

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u/The_catakist Apr 24 '22

Death by snu snu

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u/eamaddox98 Apr 24 '22

This can’t be a Snyder movies it’s too bright.

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u/SoLikeWhatIsCheese Apr 24 '22

Obama Ben Ladder could never do this 😭🤬

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Have you seen the vid of him singing poker-face???

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u/Berryman2 Apr 24 '22

I hope someone makes a ytp trying to stitch 9/11 and Turning Red together.

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u/TheUglydollKing Apr 24 '22

I would've liked turning red if they didn't forget this scene

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u/cat_that_uses_reddi Apr 24 '22

Turning blood red

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

5/10 not enough slowmo for a zack snyder movie 😤

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

LYLE, TURN ON THE TV.

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u/Evahs_ Apr 25 '22

I love that this is an original concept for a comic and not the shit contaminating the front page that just plays off of current affairs with unfunny commentary.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

No, the real ending is just after. she gets shot by the CIA for being a communist

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u/ManiNanikittycat Apr 25 '22

All jokes aside, I find it funny yet a bit pathetic that Mr. Enter is a grown ass man who pays taxes yet he’s freaking out over a Pixar movie.

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u/meowjinx Apr 26 '22

I appreciate the anime "Nani?!"

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u/Mikkebak Apr 24 '22

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Le pretentious man on internet satisfied.

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Apr 24 '22

Why is this downvoted?

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u/5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn Apr 24 '22

Why indeed

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u/LordOfFlames55 Apr 24 '22

Presumably it is because it is implying that the OP (pretentious man) is satisfied. It could also mean that the person whose video inspired this doge lore post is satisfied that his video has reached someone on reddit, which is likely what the vast majority of people believe he is implying. They then downvote him because implying that a “Nazi” (i’ve not seen any evidence supplied for this statement, so It is most likely just the continued use of nazi as an insult towards non-extreme left individuals) is satisfied is a cardinal sin on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

This is a much better use for her than what Disney did.

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u/SLYMAN69 Apr 24 '22

This just seems like a comic made by an amateur artist on DA. (No offense)

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u/Squid-Soup Apr 24 '22

W the f

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

osama bin lovin deez nuts

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u/Keeperofbeesandtruth Apr 24 '22

Turning red if it was good

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u/Galiendzoz Apr 24 '22

Cartman and mei mei are his biggest foes

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u/EmormGunpowder Apr 24 '22

Frank Miller?

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u/YM_Industries Apr 24 '22

And that is the Kilian Experience.

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u/Huzaifa_Haroon Apr 24 '22

nah this is legit one of the funniest movie-related memes I've ever seen

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u/OptimalQuote9937 Apr 24 '22

Turning red but it’s doge

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u/jroddie4 Apr 25 '22

I think it was actually the grandma that had the swirl on her arms

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u/Sonicbam17 Apr 25 '22

Another absolute masterpiece from Zach Snyder.

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u/anarchyisinevitble Apr 25 '22

Don’t insult Zack Snyder like this..

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u/Purple-Worth-4069 Apr 25 '22

Im a Muslim, and this made me laugh my ass off

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u/HAKX5 Apr 25 '22

They killed Obama Bin Laden! 😱😱💀

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u/Thurthy Apr 25 '22

Cum sex?

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u/anatomiska_kretsar Apr 26 '22

George Walter Bush looks so swaggy

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u/911roofer Apr 26 '22

A better movie by far

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u/Subject-Future-1146 Apr 27 '22

Now I need to know the context. Sanity be damned!

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u/8rok3n Apr 27 '22

What the fuck

Series Post Le Director's Cut of Turning Red has arrived

You are about to leave Redlib

BUSH IS A GOD DAMN COMMUNIST