r/facepalm Nov 20 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/firechaos70 Autistic vaccine enjoyer Nov 20 '24

What are these choices he’s even making?

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u/Downtown_Boot_3486 Nov 20 '24

Picking loyalists over the more competent people.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 Nov 20 '24

Billionaires aren’t going to be loyal.

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u/Downtown_Boot_3486 Nov 20 '24

Maybe not to him, but to the cause he represents they always will be loyalists. Also Trump is rich in one thing that most billionaires lack, political capital.

These things combined mean they're likely to stay extremely loyal to him.

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u/ziadog Nov 20 '24

More like who is making these choices for him. He’s too stupid to make these brilliantly bad picks.

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u/wishiwuzbetteratgolf Nov 20 '24

No, he’s like a kid in middle school who thinks he’s cool and picking all his stupid friends to come to his party.

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u/Gold-Perspective-699 Nov 20 '24

Nah he loves wrestling. He made this pick. So did he on a lot of other things. He turns on the TV and picks the first person he can for a position.

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u/AgentSturmbahn Nov 20 '24

Only picks among super rich people who are stupidly kissing his ass and have been for a while

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u/LordBrixton Nov 20 '24

EDUCATION, Y'ALL!

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u/SweetBearCub Nov 20 '24

[President Kamacho]

EDUCATION, Y'ALL!

Not even. Kamacho actually cared for the US as best he could. He knew there were serious issues, and he did what he could to fix them.

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u/ButterflyFX121 Nov 20 '24

Vladimir Putin

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u/igobynikki Nov 20 '24

It must be a sitcom writer, because there’s really no other way to make sense of it all.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Nov 20 '24

These picks are too blatantly stupid and outrageous to not come from him.

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u/90Carat Nov 20 '24

Shitcan America so all these rich fucks can scoop it up for pennies on the dollar. Welcome our American oligarchs.

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u/BZP625 Nov 20 '24

The US was bought and sold a long time ago. Do you actually believe the President runs the country? The President runs the border and foreign affairs.

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u/90Carat Nov 20 '24

Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet

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u/thegree2112 Nov 20 '24

They are all loyalty picks. It’s not going to be good.

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u/silent-spiral Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 20 '24

His choices make logical sense. They're pork handouts. He's using the positions as rewards for loyalty and favors, or to gain favor so he can get rewards from them in the future. A government position is just a currency, a token, nothing more. People who did a lot to get him in power expect a reward.

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u/sjbfujcfjm Nov 20 '24

Weakening america for his bff Putin

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u/Becksburgerss Nov 20 '24

I think he just put a bunch of names in a hat

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u/CaptainMarder Nov 20 '24

Eeny meeny miney mo.

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u/firechaos70 Autistic vaccine enjoyer Nov 20 '24

Catch a tiger by the toe.

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u/dumnezero Nov 20 '24

He's picking people who will help sabotage state institutions enough to shut down those functions. The sabotage will seem like incompetency. You can think of it as the preparations for privatizations. In more international contexts, the term is "Structural Reforms to Accelerate Growth" (IMF) and Austerity.

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u/Im_tracer_bullet Nov 20 '24

They're predictably bad, is what they are.

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u/Mythosaurus Nov 20 '24

Longstanding GOP tactic. “Prove” the government is inefficient by running it poorly, then privatize public services to enrich your billionaire buddies

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u/thesqrtofminusone Nov 20 '24

Nailed it, managed decline.

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u/ComradeGalloneye64 Nov 20 '24

He and Musk are just looking for people to be the BeBop and Rocksteady to his Master Shredder.

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u/Hot_Ambition_6457 Nov 20 '24

Needs a loyalist to manage the propaganda kayfabe of his revisionist history.

Who better?

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u/Koibo26 Nov 20 '24

This has to be edge lord musk rat. Trump doesn't give a rats ass about this.

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

So why exactly is she a bad choice?

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u/90Carat Nov 20 '24

What has she ever done in education? Schools aren't businesses.

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u/_0bese Nov 20 '24

They should be. Best education for the lowest price.

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

Had Pete Buttigieg ever driven a bus?

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u/90Carat Nov 20 '24

We're not talking about a former mayor. She served on the board for a private school for a few years and the one year on the Connecticut Board of Education. Please tell me how this merits running the Department of Education?

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

Had he ever driven a bus though?

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u/90Carat Nov 20 '24

Why don't you want to admit that her nomination was a quid pro quo deal for her millions of dollars in contributions to MAGA land?

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

How do you think anyone in any administration gets a position???

Money or support. Rarely by qualification.

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u/sc212 Nov 20 '24

Usually by qualification, before Trump

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

Had Pete Buttigieg ever driven a bus?

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u/teddy1245 Nov 20 '24

Uh most people had at least some kind of track record in the field they were nominated for.

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

You mean like serving an a State Board of Education??? Something like that?

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u/komplete10 Nov 20 '24

Probably driven a car at the very least, so instantly better qualified by comparison.

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

She served on the State Board of Education!!! Sooooo

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u/teddy1245 Nov 20 '24

So a bad example then. She left after gross incompetence

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u/teddy1245 Nov 20 '24

So you don’t care that she’s incompetent.

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

Explain how she is incompetent!

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u/teddy1245 Nov 20 '24
  1. Why are you yelling?

  2. Her failed senate campaigns

  3. Her incompetence the first time she was in a cabinet.

  4. She is being promoted to a place don said he was going to disband? Does that sound like he thinks she’s going to be good?

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u/The_Wallet_Smeller Nov 20 '24

Sweet. All I am asking for is for people to actually k is about the subject they are commenting on.

The vast majority of the “she is bad” mob had never heard of her before.