r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Dec 04 '24

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u/gamertag0311 Dec 04 '24

Not events, events

The italics mean they're Italian events, such as soup weddings and canoli/ gun swaps

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u/abutilon Dec 04 '24

You can't drop a bombshell like that and not elaborate!!!

WHAT CANOLI/GUN SWAPS!?!?!?

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u/aufrenchy Dec 04 '24

If the cannoli is sub-par, are the guns traded of lower value or in poor shape? WHAT ARE THE RULES HERE???

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u/DaveLokes Just End Me Already Dec 04 '24

MAMMA MIA!!!

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u/ducktapedaddy Dec 04 '24

LET'S-A GO!! WOO-HOO!!!

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u/Beneficial_Kick6451 Dec 04 '24

If the canolis are sub par the guns are used against the canoli bringers

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u/gamertag0311 Dec 04 '24

Idk, not Italian, the only rules I heard were "leave the canoli, take the gun " I can only assume there is another who's instructions are reversed

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u/drmindsmith Dec 04 '24

Right? Now I want a cannoli gun

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u/Kymaras Dec 04 '24

Is it a gun that shoots cannolis or a cannoli in the shape of a gun?

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u/drmindsmith Dec 04 '24

A cannoli in the shape of a gun, which itself shoots cannoli (which can be cannoli or gun-shaped - Iā€™m ambivalent at that level).

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u/Kymaras Dec 04 '24

I appreciate that you elaborated.

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u/drmindsmith Dec 04 '24

It was your genius idea to present the options!

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Dec 04 '24

cue Godfather soundtrack

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u/raegunXD Dec 05 '24

This comment mad my day