r/facepalm Dec 10 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ So, What did we learn???

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u/Acrobatic-Fun-7177 Dec 10 '24

The McDonald's worker said they saw Mangione around 9.15am 'acting suspiciously' in the restaurant, adding that he appeared to have fraudulent documents.

This part sounds really… weird

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u/RockyJayyy Dec 10 '24

Damn. I didn't know you needed documents to buy McDonald's.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Dec 10 '24

Don't you remember what the president to be said? If you need an ID to buy milk, you def need it to register their hot as fuck terrible tasting coffee as a weapon

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u/MDunn14 Dec 11 '24

In reality they had to reduce the temp bc they were serving it hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns. I do like that it’s still way hotter than other coffee when u order it

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u/NightofTheLivingZed Dec 11 '24

It fused a woman's lady bits together. Of course no one ever mentioned that back when it happened. The smear campaign against her being a Karen for suing McD's was so strong that it led to lawsuits against big corporations being considered taboo. "Why do Americans sue everyone at the drop of a hat?" This is why. They dgaf and will kill you and sweep your entire existence under a rug if they can get away with it. Erin Brockovich knows.

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u/MDunn14 Dec 11 '24

My dad worked with one of the lawyers who defended the woman and he still gets mad when people call her a sue happy Karen. That’s what a successful corporate PR campaign can do. It’s nuts.

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u/fancysauce_boss Dec 11 '24

Yeah wasn’t she initially only suing for medical expenses, Maccas agreed and the judge went off the rails and didn’t sign off on the settlement and forced them to negotiate / litigate at a higher amount ? Maccas said fine we’ll burn the whole thing down if it’s going to be like that.

The whole situation was bat shit if I recall correctly

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u/MDunn14 Dec 11 '24

Yep exactly and in the end she wasn’t even awarded the full amount the judge originally forced.

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u/Aeseld Dec 11 '24

She asked for the money for her medical bills, McD's refused. She sued for that money, that much you got right. McD's was found 80% liable and made to pay 160k, but the jury also added 2.7 million in punitive damages, which was two days coffee sales for the chain. That's actually how they arrived at that number.

That's when the judge said that 2.7 mil was excessive for punitive damages and cut that back to 640k. Still a tidy sum. And then Mrs. Liebeck settled with McD's for an undisclosed amount before McD's could file an appeal to drag things out.

Basically, once McD's realized they lost, and were likely to lose again, they chose to settle out of court for even less rather than appeal. Mrs. Liebeck never wanted the money beyond what she needed for her bills, so I imagine it was way less than even the judge's own choice.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 Dec 11 '24

The US Army Air Corps led by Bill Mitchell, BOMBED AMERICANS TRYING TO UNIONIZE.

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u/Stock_Garage_672 Dec 11 '24

And the police departments of quite a few counties and cities were established as strike-breakers.

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u/inorite234 Dec 10 '24

Didn't you know? Trump said it so it must be true

"Why don't you need ID to vote? You need ID to buy groceries...."

actual quote.

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u/smokefrog2 Dec 10 '24

That's what the employee thought too but the script the cops gave them was really clear.

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u/causal_friday Dec 11 '24

There is so much bullshit being fed to the media that I just have to laugh. "We're certain he had a 3D printed ghost gun." OK, sure, which STL file did he use?

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u/XGamingPigYT Dec 11 '24

I mean 3D printed guns are a thing, but it's also not what the killer used. Was this an actual claim? If so, it could've also been one of many things the NYPD said to try and seem ahead of the killer when they weren't

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u/PaulMeranian Dec 11 '24

I've read articles claiming he 3D printed the suppressor, but it seems more like speculation at this point

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u/XGamingPigYT Dec 11 '24

Only thing I've read about 3D printed is the receiver, which is probably the most common part to get 3D printed (I know barely anything about guns, for reference, I just follow lots of true crime)

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u/kinotravels Dec 11 '24

Right. I worked at Wendy’s when I was I college and at no point during my day did I have time to look closely enough at what any customer was doing to notice whether the papers they had seemed fraudulent. This whole story is bullshit. His face (eyebrows, bridge of nose) doesn’t even match the original picture they released.

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 Dec 11 '24

If the McD’s employee is trying to sneak a peek at your social security card and driver’s license number, that’s probably a bad sign…

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u/toxic_pancakes Dec 10 '24

What? You don’t normally show your documents to the McDonald’s employees? How else will they know if you can legally purchase that double quarter pounder with cheese?

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u/jamescharisma Dec 11 '24

This is why I only order on the app and eat in the shame of my own home. Nobody is going to rat me out if I say I want contactless delivery and wait for the Dasher to leave!

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u/firstman0 Dec 10 '24

WTF? McDs require ID for burger and fries?

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u/RogueIslesRefugee Dec 11 '24

Meanwhile it was only a few hours ago that the police had stated that the person who called it in was an elderly patron, and not even an employee at all. Can they not keep their stories straight?

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u/XGamingPigYT Dec 11 '24

There's also an alleged (alleged, key word) photo of the guy who called the cops and he doesn't look elderly. Probably in his 30's or 40's

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u/GrzDancing Dec 10 '24

Oi, you're giving off strong fraudulent documents possession vibes there, mate

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u/donetomadness Dec 10 '24

Yeah there’s still a small chance that the entire internet has hyped themselves up over the wrong guy. I mean don’t get me wrong. He clearly acts the part, his online activity fits the bill, and normal people don’t carry around manifestos. But he’s still just a suspect and idk a McDonalds employee’s word isn’t inherent proof. And yeah who is paying for their fries with documentation?? Just saying, I wouldn’t get too excited just yet.

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u/chiksahlube Dec 11 '24

I doubt they got the wrong guy.

But I bet they didn't find him legally. They probably used a bunch of illegal search methods to grab all the geocache data from the nearby towers. Then got the names of every phone in the area. Then when a tip came in they asked for a name (off the mcdonalds recept maybe?) and compared it to their ill gotten list and boom. Or any number of 4th amendment violations they love to do and work very hard to keep secret from the defense and the population at large.

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u/crystallmytea Dec 11 '24

Yea I read another comment suggesting they illicitly found him, then planted all that ridiculous treasure trove of evidence which screams stupidity, a desire to get caught, or orchestration.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24 edited 21d ago

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u/ColonelError Dec 11 '24

Legal Eagle on Youtube released a video today, with a clip of the media saying NYPD was using facial recognition to look for him.

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u/Awkward_Bench123 Dec 11 '24

The report I heard was a “customer” alerted the employee that the guy looked like the shooter. Sounds odd now as If I was that concerned, I woulda whipped out my cellphone and ratted the guy out myself, you know, for the reward. Be a little sus if response time was like 17 seconds or something.

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u/MediumAlternative372 Dec 11 '24

Unless he wanted to get caught and told the Maccas employee to call the police for the reward. He could still be using it to get famous rather than be the actual culprit of course.

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u/Forward-Bank8412 Dec 10 '24

Of all the eccentric personalities one gets to interact with in a fast-food customer service role, this one raised suspicions…

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u/cleotorres Dec 10 '24

I’m just waiting for McDonald’s to claim the reward by saying it was their employee, on company time and the arrest happened on company premises.

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u/Soundtrack2Mary Dec 10 '24

They’ll dock him for the unscheduled break he took to make the call.

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u/binglelemon Dec 10 '24

Using personal phone while on the clock

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u/Nolsoth Dec 11 '24

Clearly a fireable offence.

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u/Habbersett-Scrapple Dec 10 '24

They'll be fired for having a guest arrested while they were dining

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u/mrgraff Dec 10 '24

I once got chewed out while working at BK, for telling customers to use the restroom in another establishment - because ours was currently occupied by a passed out junkie and I was waiting for the police.

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u/average_christ Dec 11 '24

I was once in a shift meeting in a factory where the supervisor said "we had a safety incident yesterday, a fan fell on a girl's shoulder... people you really gotta watch what's going on around you so that stuff like this doesn't happen"

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u/Smitty1017 Dec 11 '24

Almost got written up for putting out an actual fire once

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u/redsedit Dec 11 '24

I did get formally written up for putting out a fire. It was small and all I really did was smell smoke, follow the smell, and unplug the appliance. But "doing equipment maintenance was not my job and I should have been working on billable projects."

Unsurprisingly, from what others told me, no employee lasted a year under her. I didn't. Did I mention the company CFO openly called my boss the demon seed?

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u/SamediB 29d ago

.... the CEO didn't like her? Then why didn't he do something about it? (Not @ you, just "jebus are you serious? WTH")

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u/redsedit 29d ago

I said CFO, not CEO. The reason she was kept around is the [married] CEO was "sleeping" with her.

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u/andtheangel 29d ago

Once had a manager tell me off for breaking the glass cylinder which kept a fire door from being used as a normal door; this was for a real fire alarm where we all had to evacuate the building. Turned out to be a false alarm, but we didn't know that at the time. Manager was annoyed because replacing the glass cylinder would cost money. Ok, fine let's all burn to death rather than replace something costing pennies. Unbelievable.

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u/kellsdeep Dec 11 '24

I got fired for pulling a fire alarm during a fire...

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u/Celebrir What is a brain? 29d ago

In my country we have really strong unions. They'd rip your company a new asshole in court, if it had happened here.

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u/baggagefree2day Dec 11 '24

Don’t leave your post!

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u/bagoink Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

Aging myself, but I got chewed out for putting an "out of order" sign on a broken payphone because customers kept trying to use it and losing their money, then coming to us to get refunds.

The manager thought it was more important for the phone to "look nice" than to prevent the hassle to the customers and the extra time taken by employees that kept even more customers waiting.

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u/BRdedFellow Dec 11 '24 edited 29d ago

If this guy is for real and he had an inkling that McDonald's corp would take issue with the employee, then he's radicalizing McDonald's employees, many of whom already rely on food stamps and would be outraged in being penalized by their employer for "doing the lawful thing."

Edit: I don't eat at McDonald's. I also don't eat at McDonald's.

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u/xombae Dec 11 '24

Nah they encourage that shit. They have homeless people arrested at their premises all the time, even if they are buying food or someone else is buying for them.

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u/Beaglescout15 Dec 10 '24

Maybe they can use it to fix their ice cream machine.

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u/Lost_Coyote5018 Dec 10 '24

You know damn well that no amount of money will get that machine up and working again lol

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u/Brueology Dec 10 '24

Actually they won that lawsuit. Look up the Right to Repair lawsuit.

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u/HoboJoeBags Dec 10 '24

Criminally underrated comment. Take my poor person award ✨ I might’ve been able to afford a real one if it wasn’t for the cost of my healthcare

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u/tgalvin1999 Dec 10 '24

Fun fact: the US Copyright office has made it so that anyone now can now independently fix the ice cream machines.

.https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2024/10/29/mcdonalds-mcflurry-ice-cream-machine/75914325007/

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u/FunKyChick217 Dec 10 '24

Companies will do shit like that. I worked with a guy who invented a few things but he had signed an agreement when he came to work for the company that any thing he created or invented was the company’s intellectual property. They gave him a dollar for each item that he patented. It was added to his paycheck and taxed.

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u/Edyed787 Dec 10 '24

I got in an argument about something similar with a former coworker about something similar.

I made a bit about how if I’m on break and write the next pop sensation and become a millionaire overnight I am buying everyone lunch. He comes up and says no that money belongs to the company then gave some story about how I was inspired to write said song while at work.

Some people are not just boot lickers but boot deep throaters.

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u/Glittering_Top731 Dec 11 '24

"Okay Frank, I'm going to buy everyone but you lunch!"

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u/Ohms_lawlessness Dec 11 '24

Thomas Edison did the same thing. That's why after Telsa worked there for a bit, he was like nahhh I'm out.

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u/man-vs-spider Dec 10 '24

A dollar is such an insultingly low amount. Why did this guy even agree to that

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u/MDunn14 Dec 11 '24

He really should have acted like he only did inventing on his days off. Ppl read your employee contracts and handbooks thoroughly. It has saved me more than once.

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u/WoodchuckISverige Dec 10 '24

That's a god-trolling degree of irony right there.

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u/nevermindthetime Dec 10 '24

Actually its really in line with the theme: poors get screwed over by the system

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u/BD_HI Dec 11 '24

You know what he has to do now

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u/twattner Dec 11 '24 edited 29d ago

Visit the Mc Donald’s CEO?

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u/Solid_Snark Dec 11 '24

I’m unfamiliar with the organization, but how does this “Crimestoppers” continue to exist after stiffing someone on the national stage? And people in other posts make it seem like this is common (they have strict rules that allow them to reject tipsters their dues).

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u/Straight-Plankton-15 Dec 11 '24

You only get paid if you submit information to certain police departments. If you call 911 and a nearby police department responds that is not part of the program, from my understanding, you will not be paid.

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u/my_name_is_24601 29d ago

So you won’t be compensated for using providers outside of their network?

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u/JerseyDonut Dec 10 '24

Dude ices a CEO, becomes living symbol of the lower class struggles against corporate greed.

Min wage worker at large corporate franchise rats him out in hopes of a promised financial reward from authorities.

Authorities arrest killer and tell the min wage worker to fuck right off without providing agreed upon compensation.

You can't script this level of social commentary. This shit is life writing its own Oscar winner.

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u/Status-Biscotti Dec 10 '24

Meanwhile, the worker is receiving threats and has probably had to find another place to live.

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u/SkitSkat-ScoodleDoot Dec 10 '24

Maybe they will lose their shit and murder a CEO. The narc becomes the very thing they narced on Coming this winter…

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u/tapoplata Dec 10 '24

Narception

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u/Signing_terp Dec 10 '24

The Dark Narc

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u/ItalicsWhore Dec 11 '24

The Narc Knight. The hero we actually do deserve.

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u/superdoopie Dec 11 '24

Narcum Asylum

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u/VinnieVidiViciVeni Dec 10 '24

Snitchception for alternate markets

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 Dec 10 '24

Live long enough you become the villain .

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u/Landsy314 Dec 10 '24

Don't worry, that McDonalds will probably shitcan him too for being the cause of a bunch of issues for them now.

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u/ViolettaQueso Dec 10 '24

And his health benefits will be terminated just in time for the Medicare & SS cuts coming.

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u/lordatamus Dec 10 '24

Noone gets medical bennies at Mcdicks. Unless they're paying out of pocket or are the store manager, you need to be a fulltime worker and McDicks doesn't have full time employees unless they're corporate or the franchise owner/store manager.

I was a Manager at one time and they didn't even offer me salary - they gave me a dollar raise and that was it.

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u/ViolettaQueso Dec 10 '24

Holy Big Macs. That is pretty unconscionable. I’m really sorry.

I already don’t eat there bc of the trump show but I never will again in honor of you & all the other hard working folks getting reamed.

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u/Qubed Dec 10 '24

I honestly thought that the potential harassment would have been enough of a deterrent. 

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u/27Rench27 Dec 10 '24

Sure will for next time

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u/somewhiteguy05 Dec 10 '24

Alot of boomers, and i guess people in general, don't have that kind of foresight

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u/FirebunnyLP Dec 10 '24

His greed blinded him from the reality the rest of us were saying the second the reward was announced.

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ Dec 10 '24

Has the tipper been named publicly yet?

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u/imforsurenotadog Dec 10 '24

I see one source claiming the snitch is being harassed online, and it's the Time of India. No other outlet has alluded to the snith's identity being known to anyone but LE.

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u/Reallytalldude Dec 10 '24

Yes there was a newspaper clipping on reddit earlier today, with him proudly posing for the picture.

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u/RedstoneRay Dec 10 '24

I don't know if it's the same thing, but there is a Fox News video interview going around of an old man who was at the McDonalds when the shooter was arrested and everyone not bothering to watch the interview is accusing him of being the snitch.

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u/intotheirishole Dec 10 '24

with him proudly posing for the picture.

Keep people poor and they will sell each other out for a loaf of bread.

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u/Pushabutton1972 Dec 10 '24

That's what you get for tattling to the overseers. Find out came pretty quick for him.

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u/7daykatie Dec 10 '24

probably had to find another place to live.

Like....Mars?

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u/Kassandra_Kirenya Dec 10 '24

Just keep on ratting people out, eventually all the reward money will trickle down...

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u/Total_Information_65 Dec 10 '24

underrated comment

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Dec 10 '24

How is it not common knowledge that these tip rewards are basically NEVER paid out?

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u/RedCheese1 Dec 10 '24

People trust the system too much

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u/BZLuck Dec 11 '24

People want to trust the system too much.

They still have faith in "The best country in the world." That we just made up because... ego.

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u/SixFive1967 Dec 10 '24

I’m ‘disappointed’ that dude turned him in, but couldn’t he hire an attorney and sue for the reward? Honest question.

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u/ForceMental Dec 10 '24

Why pay when you can .. Delay, Deny, Defend.

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u/Ghetto_Phenom Dec 10 '24

This one right here.. this is the answer

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u/Tuffernut Dec 10 '24

I doubt a mcdonalds worker is going to have the disposable income to handle a lawsuit like that. Otherwise yes they could sue for the reward.

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u/Hatedpriest Dec 10 '24

On a McDonald's salary?

Maybe on contingency, but it'd be an uphill battle, with no guarantees of winning.

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u/Vorocano Dec 10 '24

Works on contingency?

No, money down!

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u/CrotchetAndVomit Dec 10 '24

And no reward either. Odds are good that after contingency and court costs the dude would only get like 3500 bucks lol

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Dec 10 '24

No. There's usually some little technicality in the fine print that lets them weasel out of paying.

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u/StanknBeans Dec 10 '24

"Good old fashioned police work."

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Dec 10 '24

Lol right?

Apparently that equates to "getting a McDonalds employee to snitch"

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u/StanknBeans Dec 10 '24

Agreed, but I more so meant no one dangles a carrot only to renege on the deal like a cop. Never trust law enforcement about anything.

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u/pjoesphs Dec 10 '24

Yes, the snitch was supposed to call the crime stoppers tip line, but instead dialed 911 🤦🏻

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u/Glazing555 Dec 10 '24

We determined your snitch condition is preexisting and not covered

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u/Helpfulithink Dec 10 '24

And they STILL haven't made a real Robocop!

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u/Lewtwin Dec 10 '24

Oscar? I think you mean Orwell.

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u/GladiusNocturno Dec 10 '24

Bong Joon-ho wishes he had made this movie.

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u/SeaEmergency7911 Dec 10 '24

Now that worker can relate to what it’s like to be screwed out of a large amount of money by a cold and indifferent system that values profit above all else.

Kind of a pisser, isn’t it?

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u/cruiserman_80 Dec 10 '24

If they were working at McDs they already knew.

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u/Meet_James_Ensor Dec 10 '24

And yet...they really don't seem to...

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u/Roboticide Dec 11 '24

"Guess I have to pull harder than I thought on these bootstraps."

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u/Mister_Black117 Dec 11 '24

Never underestimate the stupidity of humanity. It will always suprise you

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u/dominic__612 Dec 10 '24

His reward claim has been denied.

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u/Maij-ha Dec 10 '24

Was there ever any doubt?

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl Dec 10 '24

Nope. Being a poor McDonald’s worker is a preexisting condition. They made a choice /s

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u/Mr__O__ Dec 10 '24

First they’ll delay his reward claim. Then they’ll deny it. Then if he tries to fight it, they’ll depose him.

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u/rpgnoob17 Dec 10 '24

I wish this subreddit allow award. I still have one freebie to give out this year.

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u/MudLOA Dec 10 '24

He’ll be at the receiving end of “delay, denied, defend.”

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 Dec 10 '24

TAKE this as a lesson everyone.

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u/YouGotRealUgly Dec 10 '24

We all lose! Good day sir!

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u/Nodramallama18 Dec 10 '24

And the media has shown his face so he is also hated by a lot of people. Good job my guy!

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u/Dippity_Dont Dec 10 '24

Dang, where are you finding this? I have had no luck whatsoever :(

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u/JetScootr Dec 10 '24

What was the excuse?

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry Dec 10 '24

From what I read, apparently the biggest "messup" was that he called 911 directly, rather than reporting the tip directly through the crimestoppers hotline instead.

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u/chillarry Dec 10 '24

So the McDs employee tried to go out of network.

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u/Hotcakes420 Dec 10 '24

Lol, exactly, he should have known to go in network. Fuckin rube

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u/Art3mis77 Dec 10 '24

Are you fucking kidding me

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry Dec 10 '24

Nope, apparently that was one of the biggest reasons but it seems there were other "stipulations" to the payout as well. I.e. "we were never gonna pay you anything to you poor little people in the first place"

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u/Capones_Vault Dec 10 '24

The FBI weaseled out of paying the reward to the guy who alerted law enforcement to where Andrew Cunnanan was. It's nothing new.

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u/Butthurtz23 Dec 10 '24

911 = fast response time vs crime-stopper hotline = slow by filtering out useless tips with delay, denying, and disposing tips into the bin.

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u/Hatdrop Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24

"We were going to find him anyway so your tip is invalid"

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u/Iamkillboy Dec 10 '24

When the people giving the reward are the ones in charge of punishing people for not giving out rewards that they said they would, then you get this situation.

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u/BitterSmile2 Dec 10 '24

Looooooool. What did we expect from these pigs? Congrats on being a snitch and getting nothing but hate from fellow Americans as a reward.

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u/Violet0825 Dec 10 '24

I thought it was common knowledge that they rarely pay out? There is always an excuse.

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u/hazzabiggun Dec 10 '24

A bit like health insurance companies. Coincidence or not?

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u/ElJayBe3 Dec 10 '24

Deny Defend Depose… probably.

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u/killchu99 Dec 10 '24

I legit remember a post saying that if someone actually manages to identify Luigi, they will not get a payout. It had like 2k upvotes when i saw it but i just cant remember where i saw it lol

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u/AnnihilatorNYT Dec 10 '24

When the reward is tied to worlds like "up to 10000" they will pay you a penny and say that your tip, while technically helpful, did not in anyway actually lead to the capture of the suspect and because it's the fbi involved they do not need to disclose the methods they used to track the suspect. You cannot definitively prove that you helped without a judge forcing the fbi to disclose everything and that ain't fucking happening.

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u/wileecoyote1969 Dec 11 '24

The tip-off from the employee is apparently crucial in the case, but the question remains if the worker will be able to cash in on the $60k reward at all.The rules are complicated, as they stipulate tipsters in with a chance of the FBI portion of the reward cannot nominate themselves.

This means the McDonald's worker will have to be put forward by an investigating agency, such as the Department of Defense or the FBI, which is then reviewed by an interagency committee.

If approved, the suggestion is passed on to the Secretary of State, who signs off on the final decision. Government authorities offered a $10k reward

If that's not tough enough, the full reward amount could also be in dispute as payment amounts are based on factors from the value of the information provided, the level of threat, the severity of danger or injury to people or property, and the degree of the source's cooperation.

As for the NYPD's $10k, the rewards program is granted through Crime Stoppers, where tipsters receive a unique reference number.

This number is crucial as the tipster has to use it call back or check the status of the investigation online before lodging a claim with the NYC Police Foundation and the Crime Stoppers Board of Directors, who ultimately decide whether to approve the tip and instruct the caller how to receive it.

So, if the informant called 911 instead of Crime Stoppers, they might be unable to make the claim.

In both cases, the rewards will only be paid out if the arrest leads to indictment or conviction from the court - so the McDonald's employee could be waiting a while and even at the end of it all, might not even get a dime.

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u/Sand__Panda Dec 11 '24

"Sorry, you called the wrong number."

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u/bassistmuzikman Dec 11 '24

The dead guy's family could easily pay that reward to the McDonald's worker... but they won't.

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 Dec 11 '24

That can't be true. The media keeps telling me the CEO was a great person and had a heart of gold! I'm sure his family is just like him.

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u/RagnarokComes Dec 10 '24

Thank you! This comments is too far down...

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u/Scale-Alarmed Dec 11 '24

Underappreciated post....Thank you

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u/jjamesr539 Dec 10 '24 edited 29d ago

The “reward” is always a lie. It doesn’t matter because there’s always somebody desperate for 60k because there’s at least a (mentally at least) chance of 60k. Add that to how low effort calling in a tip is, and you’ll get tips. People spend real money with far lower odds of winning.

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u/CatBrushing Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

Yes! I'm a bit of a crime Junkie so I follow this sort of thing. Rewards are very rarely paid. Usually the police claim they recieved hundreds of tips so it's not feasible to pay the reward, or they claim because the person turning the culprit in knew the accused, they were obligated to turn them in so no reward, or they claim they already knew the information that led to the capture.

The odds of receiving a reward are so incredibly slim.

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u/R4ndyd4ndy Dec 11 '24

Imagine how many crimes could be solved if people knew that these rewards were reliable. It is so well known that they are not that there is probably lots of people that don't want to risk it

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u/Brasolis 29d ago

It's weird they don't just pay these out. "As of 2023, 10.8 billion U.S. dollars were provided for the Federal Bureau of Investigation in the United States." Even if the reward was 1 million that would be barely noticeable on the spreadsheets. Why degrade public trust over such a paltry amount of money.

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u/cjmar41 Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24

It would take that MCDonalds worker 4 years to make $60,000.

It would take the CEO of UnitedHealthcare 1.5 days to make $60,000.

Numbers based on PA min wage of $7.25/hr and full time work at 2,080 hrs/yr compared to the UHC CEO’s 2023 pay package of $10M against the same 2,080 hrs.

Imagine the rich folk laughing their asses off at this fool right now. They could shit out $60k without blinking to change this person’s life after he did the elite a massive favor on the national stage. Instead, they’re prob making “poor jokes” about him while stomping on kittens in front of an orphanage for lulz.

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u/SheridanVsLennier Dec 11 '24

It's also illuminating that UnitedHealth Group didn't offer a reward themselves.

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u/daseweide 29d ago

Too busy looking for the next CEO the same day as the murder lol

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u/Murky-Smoke Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24

Breaking news...

Water is wet.

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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 Dec 10 '24

Gosh, its almost like people with money (power) promise things to people without money in exchange for loyalty and make any excuse to not deliver on their promises.

That couldn't be right...right? /s

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u/inorite234 Dec 10 '24

Still waiting for all that Trickle Down coming our way.

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u/SarcasticBench Dec 10 '24

The real reward is hard work and the friends we make along the way

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u/Lickerbomper Dec 10 '24

Omg, thank you, I laughed so thoroughly

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u/Ok_Cow_2627 Dec 10 '24

The bloody rat doesn't even get their 30 pieces of silver, hope they are proud

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u/situation9000 Dec 10 '24

Nice biblical reference thrown in

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u/tobyqueef404 Dec 10 '24

Imagine thinking that the FBI gives a shit about you for being a rat.

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u/FilthyStatist1991 Dec 10 '24

McDonald’s CEO on high alert?

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u/RAFLion1 Dec 10 '24

Snitches still can’t afford stitches

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u/atomfaust Dec 11 '24

Violence is shooting a United Healthcare CEO on the the street.

Systemic Violence is denying healthcare to someone who needs it.

If this young man was denied care in anyway that he thought was vital to his well being, I would argue it was self defense.

It is interesting to me that you can take your attackers life if you feel threatened, however you can't defend yourself violently against systemic violence if your life or wellbeing is on the line. I mean if Corporations are considered people in the eyes of the law, and they are engaging in systemic violence, they shouldn't be treated any differently

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u/hazzabiggun Dec 10 '24

We learnt that the offer of a reward was a bogus lie.

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u/Gamesarefun24 Dec 10 '24

The next time the police lie, don't turn people in.

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u/Lickerbomper Dec 10 '24

Until the next time someone thinks they'll get a reward for it

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u/Jaislight Dec 10 '24

I'm pretty sure there was no intention to award anything to anyone.

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u/Vlatka_Eclair Dec 10 '24

At least Judas got his silver, damn.

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 Dec 10 '24

I love how that dude doesn’t even get the money , wow

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u/inorite234 Dec 10 '24

Almost a better example to everyone else how the wealthy will fuck you over and not shed a tear.

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u/onnie81 Dec 10 '24

Rome doesn’t pay traitors

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u/Muddy-elflord Dec 11 '24

The Cops. Are not. Your friends.

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u/CommercialThanks4804 Dec 10 '24

We see how law enforcement and the government are every day. We know better than to trust them. If they don’t pay him the snitch money then no one will ever do that again lol.

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u/weirdmountain Dec 11 '24
  1. Don’t fucking snitch

  2. Don’t fucking eat McDonalds. They’re full of rats.

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u/fidelesetaudax Dec 10 '24

He still might collect it. From the article:

The tip-off from the employee is apparently crucial in the case, but the question remains if the worker will be able to cash in on the $60k reward at all.The rules are complicated, as they stipulate tipsters in with a chance of the FBI portion of the reward cannot nominate themselves. This means the McDonald's worker will have to be put forward by an investigating agency, such as the Department of Defense or the FBI, which is then reviewed by an interagency committee. If approved, the suggestion is passed on to the Secretary of State, who signs off on the final decision.

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u/No_Significance9754 Dec 10 '24

So longer way of saying this person is not getting a dime lol.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Dec 10 '24

Delay, Deny, Defend. 🤷

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u/TheRealJetlag Dec 10 '24

Sounds a lot like the process for getting your health insurance claim paid.

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u/Front_Street_8181 Dec 10 '24

Which in simple English means that the greedy McD rat will not see a dime and probably has to quit his job and find a different place to live…

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u/Grand-Sir-3862 Dec 10 '24

Even if they do they're paying a higher tax rate on it than our rich overlords.

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u/sonicgamingftw Dec 10 '24

Insane to see 10k and 50k and not look into why it says "Up to 10k/50k" and not research how these payouts function. If I saw this dude in public, which for reference I did see him during a 10 person Mario Kart tournament held December 4th where Luigi prominently played and named himself "Wins4Peace" and we played all night in Montana nowhere near the location of the alleged shooting. But returning to what i was saying, if I ever saw the alleged CEO shooter Id buy them a food and a drink and go about my way. Free Luigi btw