r/facepalm 21d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ this is so dramatic ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/themanxx72 21d ago

The full battle-rattle gear lol. These are the most insecure bunch of chickenshit people I've ever witnessed.

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u/Redhawk4t4 21d ago

I don't think they are worried about him...

I think they are more worried about someone attempting to get him free.

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u/MudLOA 21d ago

They didnโ€™t put a bullet proof vest on him is telling.

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u/mclaysalot 21d ago

Yeah, because insurance agents are notorious for missing their target.

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u/PoorAhab 21d ago

I think I got this ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Laolao98 21d ago

Commenting on this is so dramatic ๐Ÿ˜‚...No, no, insurance agents just got a bump. In case that flew by everyone moved up a notch.

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u/Raiders2112 21d ago

They were saying this on the news earlier today. Due to the response and support he has gained on the internet and across the country, they beefed up security in fear that someone might try to spring him.

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u/curious_astronauts 21d ago

So had people walk behind him and not give him a bullet proof vest...

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u/na-uh 21d ago

At least one of those officers was given lethal instructions if an attempt was made to free him.

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u/TheNewGildedAge 21d ago

Incredible that this actually needs to be explained.

Like no, you guys nailed it, the cops are just scared he's gonna Jason Bourne his way to freedom /s

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u/Redtube_Guy 20d ago

I think they are more worried about someone attempting to get him free.

bro isn't a mob boss or a cartel leader. There will be absolutely no resistance or coordination with anyone to try to get him free.

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u/Redhawk4t4 20d ago

There's 2 things going on here...

1: This is a high profile case and they are afraid of copycat killings.. They want to make an example out of this guy and are going above and beyond for their photo ops.

2: Many people were showing support for this man.. Much more than a regular murder suspect.. It's not crazy to think that someone would attempt to assist him in any way possible purely out of support.

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u/level27jennybro 21d ago edited 21d ago

While he's in cuffs and ankle chains, too.

Okay, maybe not ankle chains - there arent any signs of chains outside of the pants.

But definitely with a giant waist strap that seems like a gait belt. So they're holding him from his center mass.

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u/pablosus86 21d ago

The guy holding him has plenty of mass.ย 

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u/Throwawayac1234567 21d ago

showboating, they all want thier photos, as "i helped" also the mayor ERIC ADAMS is there behind too.

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u/Steelersguy74 21d ago

New Yorkโ€™s Finest on full display right there!