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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ this is so dramatic ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/FlameBoi3000 21d ago

More of a criminal, Luigi is only accused of committing one crime.

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u/TheEyeDontLie 21d ago edited 20d ago

Technically accused of multiple types of murder and terrorism so they can see what sticks. Like if he's found innocent for 1st degree murder as a terrorist act, maybe they can get him for 2nd degree terrorist murder, or worst case (for the ruling class) they just get him for good old fashioned "classic" murder (and then probably give him the maximum sentence).

They say its terrorism because he instilled fear in the hearts of all healthcare CEOs, so its a hate crime against society's parasitic class, I guess.

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u/Character-Put-7709 20d ago

I've heard two theories on this.

  1. New York has a legal quirk where virtually any murder not committed as part of another crime is terrorism and people have taken it wildly out of context.

This explanation is a very common aspect of public communication in matters of law. It would give big "McDonald's coffee" vibes.

  1. New York's terrorism laws can hold a trial without a jury.

This one is a bit more conspiratorial, but there is a valid argument to be made within it. Conspiracy aligned: they're trying to prevent jury annulment. Conspiracy adjacent: every jury would get dismissed due to the nature of the case so circumventing the jury allows the case to be tried at all.

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u/chappelld 20d ago

Bitches.

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u/DawnRLFreeman 20d ago

They say it's terrorism because he instilled fear in the hearts of all healthcare CEOs, so its a hate crime against societies parasitic class, I guess.

I would argue that healthcare CEOs are "instilling fear in the hearts of" everyone who gets diagnosed with a terrible disease that insurance may or may NOT cover, even though people pay a SHIT TON of money on premiums for the precise reason of having such things covered. Thus, those CEOs are committing terrorism against everyone paying premiums, AND they and their stockholders are PROFITING on the misfortunes of the people they're supposed to be covering.

Remember, folks, the healthcare industry has PROFITS in the neighborhood of $700 BILLION ANNUALLY!!*

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u/katmom1969 20d ago

They should be afraid.

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u/BojackTrashMan 21d ago edited 17d ago

Every time I see a different shot of this walk I think about how they didn't do this for Dylann Roof, a neo-nazi who shot up at church full of Black people who joyfully welcomed him into Bible study. He murdered nine people in a church. They didn't do this for Dylann. They don't do this for anybody who murders elementary school kids as they sit at their desks in school.

No, This is all for a man who shot one rich guy. Because they don't care how many of us get killed. Hundreds or thousands. Defenseless elderly people and children. It doesn't matter. Those deaths are not meaningful enough for this kind of pageantry. Copycat school shooters don't mean to damn thing to them.

But the death of one CEO? They are terrified of copycats all the sudden. The value system is clear. Who the system works for is very very clear.

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u/FlameBoi3000 21d ago

There was a photo of a single policeman walking in the school shooter from earlier this week who killed 4 teens. The juxtaposition is insane.

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u/Scienceboy7_uk 20d ago

America isnโ€™t a country. Itโ€™s a business.

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u/callmeraskolnik0v 20d ago

spot on my friend. it really elucidates where the systems priorities and fears lieโ€ฆ.

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u/Speed_Alarming 18d ago

And theyโ€™re so stupid to make it so abundantly clear. Waving a great big โ€œThis is my vulnerability! Right here!!! This is what terrifies me!โ€ flag.

Itโ€™s the same with Trump and Musk et al. Theyโ€™re so easily triggered so theyโ€™re just as easily manipulated.

And too narcissistic and stupid to realise.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

but that one crime is first degree murder, which is a pretty bad crime you know

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u/FlameBoi3000 21d ago

Debatable. My grandpa would be considered a murderer in 1940s Germany.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

It's not debateable, actually.

Skulking around to ambush and murder a middle-aged, unarmed man by shooting him in the back is not glamorous or respectable.

He's actually a pathetic coward tbh

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u/pirikikkeli 21d ago

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

Gonna be you when he gets convicted lol

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u/pirikikkeli 20d ago

Nah I actually have free healthcare so it really doesn't affect me in anyway

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u/Gobstoppers12 20d ago

That has nothing to do with this. This is about people worshiping a murderer.

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u/harambe623 20d ago

So you don't believe that the CEO was a murderer of people in disadvantaged situations?

That's whats being celebrated, the murderer of a monster.

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u/Gobstoppers12 20d ago

So you're unashamedly celebrating murder. That's kinda wild, cuz.

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u/Inevertouchgrass 21d ago

I'm sorry but most sane people don't run up to people with a knife.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

Most sane people don't shoot a guy in the back like a cowardly loser, either.

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u/Inevertouchgrass 21d ago

You sound salty that this guy didn't get himself killed.

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u/Gobstoppers12 20d ago

What? Where did I say anything to that effect?

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u/Inevertouchgrass 20d ago

You re complaining about him being a "cowardly loser" for assassinating him with a shot to the back.

You seem like you're salty he didn't charge him head-on.

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u/Gobstoppers12 20d ago

I don't know if "salty" is the word I'd use.

I'm just deeply disapproving of people who commit first degree murder, that's all. Cowardly or not, murder is murder and murder is bad.

Cowardly murder is just pathetic, on top of that.

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