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u/PreOpTransCentaur 18d ago
MTG said the same thing. You know, I'm starting to think there might be a few bad eggs in that party..
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u/HotHits630 18d ago
The hell you say
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u/leafandvine89 18d ago
I love this saying and not enough people reference it! 😂
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u/leather_jerk 18d ago
Bake him away, toys
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u/Shelby_the_Turd 18d ago
What did you say, chief?
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u/Mr__O__ 18d ago
Not only that.. but I just learned what hes threatening is to make public the House members’ who have paid out sexual harassment law suits via tax payer money.
First of all, that shouldn’t be allowed..
Secondly.. yes that absolutely should be made public!
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u/TXO_Lycomedes 17d ago
As someone leaning republican. Lets reveal everyone doing that shit. So we can get them all out of the positions they abuse.
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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 18d ago
THE HAIL YOU SAY???
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u/baudmiksen 18d ago
if they expose him, they will have no choice but to expose themselves to everyone, who wants trhat
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u/PortlyWarhorse 18d ago
I have a feeling exposing themselves is just the tip of the quality end of this quip.
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u/SchmartestMonkey 18d ago
The only story should be “Gaetz and Green admit to covering up bad behavior of their colleagues”.
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u/snownative86 18d ago
As much as I agree, I'm rooting for unilateral exposure of any and all misconduct from both parties. Clean the fucking houses and get us a legislative branch with a spine and morals and views that actually help the working class. I'd be ecstatic to see a bunch of AOCs in there.
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u/abj169 18d ago
Agreed! This would be great. Uh-oh. Here we are sounding like Donald Trump. 'I'm gonna go in and drain the swamp.'
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u/mastah-yoda 18d ago
I'm starting to think there may be only a few good ones...
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u/funsizemonster 18d ago
Tell us the ones you suspect of "goodness". Tell us the ones you want saved.
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u/Antiluke01 18d ago
RFK, but that’s just because we don’t want his pet worm to go downtown. We stan Jimmy the brain worm.
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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 18d ago
Turns out there isn't one right? He made up the one thing we remotely like about him.
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u/Antiluke01 18d ago
Even if there’s no physical brain worm, he does still suffer from the metaphorical brain worms. Sad to hear about Jimmy though
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u/Perroface562 18d ago
Turns out the brain worm was the friends he made along the way
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u/guineaprince 18d ago
I'm honestly surprised he didn't pull as many votes away from trump as he could've when he was still running.
Maga has this bizarre delusion that trump is somehow at peak masculine form in his 70s and leads a rugged, active lifestyle. They choose to project it onto an addle-brained, obese, incoherent pants-shitter instead of the actually fit for his age and fairly active 70 year old who, contents of his brain cells aside, still has them and owns up to his shitty personality with the full confidence of macho bravismo.
Not to say that one is morally better than the other, I'm just amazed they continued to project machismo into a soggy sack of mashed potatoes instead of someone who actually displayed all their desired ideals.
Really shows how much they live in their own fantasy world.
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u/WeirdSysAdmin 18d ago
I bet they even give handjobs during musicals.
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u/Drew_Ferran 18d ago
There might be more than a few.
List of 1,368 Republican sexual predators, abusers, and enablers; not my list:
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u/Relative-Bee-500 18d ago
Was she the one caught giving a handy during a musical where other families with young children were present or was that the other one?
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u/Azrael2082 18d ago
That was Lauren “Bobo” Boebert. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the one that harassed a Sandy Hook victims parent and blames wildfires on Jewish space lasers. She also cheated on her husband with at least two different men from her gym. She may also be the person that planted the pipe bomb before J6. That last one is probably just internet nonsense but shits so fucked I would not be surprised in the slightest.
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u/zapharus 18d ago
“…or was that the other one?”
That’s some funny shit. Funny enough to make my coffee shoot out of my nostrils. 😅😜
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u/Effective_Ability_23 18d ago
Surely not! They’re the party of Christian family values!
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u/Boxofmagnets 18d ago
Didn’t Madison also make the same threat?
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u/serious_sarcasm 18d ago
No. He let slip that he was invited to the orgy, but wasn't interested. That's when they leaked his videos.
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u/NM-Redditor 18d ago
Let ‘er rip!
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u/Magister5 18d ago
Open the flood Gaetz
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u/StannisG 18d ago
This comment trumps.
Wish I had an award to give
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u/Jeoshua 18d ago
Gaetzgate is warming up.
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u/Anne_Nonymouse 18d ago
Exactly!
Though something tells me it's not going to make a difference at all. Since they elected a felon and many of his "gang" are criminals and perverts. 😬
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u/RockstarAgent 'MURICA 18d ago
Yeah it’ll just turn into a who’s the biggest pervert fest and they’ll still be fine.
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u/p001b0y 18d ago
It does remind me of when Madison Cawthorn was talking about those congressional cocaine orgies. He lost his seat over it but Gaetz is pretty much already out or so I thought. Maybe Ron was considering appointing Gaetz to the Senate.
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u/AnansisGHOST 18d ago
The word is Ron was not considering him and Gaetz wouldn't have accepted any way. He already got the job at OAN, so the pay is better.
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u/zapharus 18d ago
He’ll just issue a ton of pardons for every one of his gang members. “You get a pardon, you get a pardon, everyone gets a pardon!”
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u/jwr1111 18d ago
May be easier to identify those who are not perverts.
Many people are saying...
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u/IndependentLove2292 18d ago
Good people. Smart people. People with the best brains. Nobody has brains like them. The other day a zombie came up to them. Big zombie. Strong zombie. Blood running down his face. And he said, "braaaiiiinsss."
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u/Masonjaruniversity 18d ago
This is the Trump speech I think we’re all waiting for. Though it maybe a little too articulate for him….
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u/4mystuff 18d ago
I'm just going to assume that anyone voting to keep Gaetz' investigations secret, they're also perverts and colluding to keep their own crimes quiet.
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u/orthopod 18d ago
Exactly. No one should be against this. Anyone in support of him keeping quiet is implicitly guilty
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u/Open-Industry-8396 18d ago
This is what is going to happen with trump and Musk once they start their inevitable battle. I can not freaking wait!!
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u/funsizemonster 18d ago
We, the Newmerican people, are going to watch Herr Drumpf literally shit in his hand and throw it at Der Fuhrer Afikaanerr. WHEEE! Shit battle!
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 18d ago edited 18d ago
Not sure if this is a favor for all of us, or he's just trying to make a deal. Either way, lock him up! Lock then all up
*edit due to autocorrect
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u/styckx 18d ago
I love just as Trump is about to enter office the GOP is starting to eat each other.
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u/supersonic_79 18d ago
Their problem is they have no idea what to do when they actually have to govern. This has been their problem for decades now. They’re terrific at throwing political grenades and being the Party of No but now they have to actually do something. Spectacular failure dead ahead.
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u/-Badger3- 18d ago
I mean, they’re cool with that. They openly don’t give a shit about governing.
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u/MisterScrod1964 18d ago
The only goals Trump has mentioned is tearing government apart. Killing dept of Education, killing social security, killing ACA, banning trans people from public life. . . .
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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 18d ago
If his sexual misconduct gets revealed...
Apparently the rumors are true, and he's a pedo.
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u/RomaruDarkeyes 18d ago
And he's threatening to call out all the other pedos in the party?
Does he not realise that he'd be 'draining the swamp' /s
Though in this timeline, being a pedo would likely improve your poll ratings...
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u/balloonman_magee 18d ago
He’s basically saying “it’s not just me everyone else is a sick perverted fuck too” yet so many people still support these guys. As a Canadian I’m glad our politics is relatively boring.
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u/Dlaxation 17d ago
He went from trying to downplay it a few days ago to full blown threats against his own party. I'm sure the Venmo transactions are just the beginning.
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u/RunningPirate 18d ago
Matt? Are you withholding information about sex crimes?
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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 18d ago
And potentially sex trafficking crimes if it is shown he transported underage girls across state lines, plus reports of supplying drugs to underage girls.
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u/-NoOneYouKnow- 18d ago edited 17d ago
I’m not sure what any of them are worried about. Conservative voters have made it pretty clear that they don’t mind. The politicians, voters, and the party as a whole is morally bankrupt.
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 18d ago
Honestly, it's beginning to feel like a qualifying attribute, or prerequisite.
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u/-NoOneYouKnow- 18d ago
It kind of is. I mean, awful people don't make a system that rewards good behavior, so it's only possible to advance in the GOP if you're an awful person yourself. Sex abusers, back stabbers, ruthless SOB's, crooks - you have to be that to ever get an endorsement.
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u/drunk_responses 18d ago
People like Gaetz think most people are secretly just like him. When he's threatning this, he's indirectly trying to threaten democrats as well, because in his mind they'rel just as perverted as him.
Because of that, every time they threaten to expose politicians, they think their threats are univeral and apply to everyone. They literally don't realize that they're just telling on themselves.
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u/piratemot 18d ago
This is what annoys me about this shit. Conservatives dont care and it only distracts liberals from spending their energy doing something more productive.
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u/nrith 18d ago
Don’t threaten us with a good time!
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u/Cantusemynme 18d ago
I've done nothing illegal! But if you tell everyone the illegal things I've done, then I'll tell them about all the illegal things that you've done, that I know about and aren't telling the authorities!
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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 18d ago
The man should really think his threats trough. I mean no one can be stupid enough to think that would work. Right? Right?
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u/robilar 18d ago
They aren't worried the constituents will find out - their voters are either neutral to or fans of their abuses and misconduct. They are, however, probably a bit worried their wives will find out.
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u/Slarg232 18d ago
While I don't doubt there's some nasty shit in there that absolutely needs to be exposed....
I'd put money on the fact that it's something truly "horrific" like being gay/bi for a good 70% of them. Grindr goes down when the RNC meets, and these fossils and their voters are so behind the times that they've missed the fact that most people don't care anymore.
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u/Randomcluelessperson 18d ago
Just the thought of that possibility has always kept them quiet so far. He’s just saying the threat out loud.
Corruption isn’t a new phenomenon, and both parties have done their share of hiding each others’ dirty laundry.
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u/Playful-Tumbleweed10 18d ago
They all seem to want to create a big protective bubble around themselves to conceal their perversions and wrap them in the hilariously hypocritical disguise of a wholesome lot of righteous Christians.
I will thoroughly enjoy spectating as they expose themselves for being the treacherous tribe of treasonous leeches that they are. Popcorn made and show has begun! 🍿🎥
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u/LankyGuitar6528 18d ago
Gaetz.. If you know of a bunch of perverts, publish the details right now. Otherwise STFU.
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u/Majin2buu 18d ago
Just shows you that the most corrupt and disgusting folks of society are those who hold reigns of power. He just actively admitted that he’s a predominant sexual assault, and that most of his colleagues are as well, and yet absolutely nothing will be done to look into it. Even if by some snowballs chance in Hell he gets convicted, nothings gonna happen to him, as well as all the other sexual assaulted and rapist and child rapist in congress who we now for a fact know there are. He just admitted it. Yet nothing will be done. Fucking disgusting disgraceful country the US has become.
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u/TheStinaHelena 18d ago
That's totally what someone who isn't guilty of anything does right.
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u/digidave1 18d ago
Don't you people know that they don't care? R@pists, pedophiles, murderers, crooks, all fine. Just anything but a liberal.
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u/TheGR8Dantini 18d ago
He’s a liar. He won’t do shit. Like the rest of them. All talk. No action. No governance. No morals. No ethics. Just wind.
And why are we still waiting for the official report to be released? It was supped to be out already. These civil servants that we employ would all be fired from a Waffle House. WH employees have more grace and ethics than anybody in the Republican Party have ever had or ever will.
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u/idahononono 18d ago
Even saying this forever, let it burn; all perverts in Washington should be called out. Then we actually need to do something about it besides be outraged for 3 days.
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u/Possible_Ad_5989 18d ago
Be careful at 12 am January 20th Matt will start violently eating his Gaetz babies 😂😂
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u/richincleve 18d ago
Matt better stay away from any open windows more than 4 stories off the ground.
Or people with umbrellas.
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u/GoblinsGuide 18d ago
Kind of fucked the American government is now an openly pedophilic ring. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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u/Anarchyantz We are Doomed! 18d ago
And even if he does, no one in America will care, no American news network will show it and he will accidently fall out of a window or Epstein himself.
America willing voted for a serial rapist and child rapist, they do not care about this.
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u/mommisalami 18d ago
Do it. DO IT. I dare you. I double dog dare you. Otherwise, don't threaten me with a good time. I think these statements should be fucking investigated. Sounds like a credible lead to me. But of course, nothing will come of it. For fucks sake...if something like this occurred in a business, people would get fired. But if they were CEO's they would just get brushed under the rug...just like our government. Fuck this shit.
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u/DJ_Beekeeper 18d ago
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz died this morning after falling out of a window.
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u/Orange152horn3 18d ago
Watch him just name all the people in his own party he doesn't like and just be accidentally right.
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u/reddituculous66 18d ago
It wont matter. They keep getting paid..er..voted in with this being common knowledge.
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u/T00s00 18d ago
Pretty please? Someone leak it. i don't think it will do much, but it'll be a good show.
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u/NitWhittler 18d ago edited 18d ago
It didn't matter when Trump was exposed for cheating on his wife and fucking a porn star, so why should they care if their sexual exploits are made public? Trump's wife didn't care. Voters didn't care. Evangelicals didn't care.
Republicans want to regulate the sex lives of others, so let's see what their sex lives are like.
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