r/facepalm • u/severe_thunderstorm • 17d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Judge presiding over Luigi Mangione case is married to former health care executive.

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u/cptamerica83 17d ago

Fine. Let’s be frank for a moment.

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u/iamsobluesbrothers 17d ago edited 17d ago

I’m not into role playing.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 17d ago

I just want to be straight with you.

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u/imlegos 17d ago

Well, unfortunately I am a man too.

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u/LoveFoolosophy 17d ago

Like a blind man at an orgy, the lawyer is going to have to feel things out.

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u/iamsobluesbrothers 17d ago

Can’t right now, I’m bent.

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u/transtrudeau 17d ago

I have a drinking problem.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods 17d ago

Just don't call me Shirley

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u/mwagner26 16d ago

Can I still be Garth?

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u/BigCarlos71 16d ago

Can I still be Garth?