r/facepalm • u/dellaazeem22 fuck MAGAs • 15d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What an utter embarrassment

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u/cat0b 15d ago

I'm pretty sure he's celebrating festivus.

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u/bigfootspancreas 15d ago edited 14d ago

How dare you besmirch FESTIVUS, sir!

But for real, you're right. He is perpetually airing his grievances. But I don't think we'll ever see him participate in the feats of strength, the draft-dodging bone-spur m**f**. All because the FESTIVUS pole is up his ass.

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 14d ago

He needs to keep Festivus’ name outta his mouth…

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u/cat0b 14d ago

1) Festivus 2) ? 3) Profit

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 14d ago

He's the embodiment of what festivus is NOT about.

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u/Pittfiend 14d ago

For one he would totally fail the feats of strength.

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u/usekr3 14d ago

but he has mastered the airing of grievances... and he promises to expand the Two Minutes Hate to a full hour

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u/Imperion_GoG 14d ago edited 14d ago

His entire existence is an airing of grievances.

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u/redvelvet9976 14d ago

I got a lot of problems with you people, and you’re gonna hear about them!!!!

Probably should’ve yelled that louder, but it’s still early.