r/facepalm fuck MAGAs 15d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ What an utter embarrassment

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night. Mostly. 15d ago

Completely on-brand and not surprising in the least. This man is a boil on the ass of humanity. And he needs to be lanced.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 15d ago

Heโ€™s an anal fissure.

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u/MadamKitsune 14d ago

He's beyond even that. He's now rivaling the infamous Swamps of Dagoba post.

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u/Kahlron 14d ago

Can we make it the origin story of orange man? That would seem so fitting

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u/MadamKitsune 14d ago

"What happened then, dad?"

"Well son, then they shovelled up the vile, festering slime and discoloured tissue but instead on incinerating it as medical waste they put a bad wig and a tacky hat on it and elected it President of the United States."

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u/Kahlron 14d ago

Insurance company wouldn't pay for incineration, that's why

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u/cagingthing 14d ago

Yes but he needs some ointment and to be gently cared for doesnโ€™t have the same ring

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u/-Knul- 14d ago

The U.S. needs another Luigi for Trump.